Are there any jokes made because of typos or mispronunciations?

Xiao Ming had a ton of rice yesterday

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One day, Xiao Wu visited Xiao Chen's house and happened to meet Xiao Chen because his son had written a wrong word in his copybook. So Xiao Wu hurried to persuade Xiao Chen to say, "It is always inevitable for children to write wrong words. Why are you so angry?" Xiao Chen told Xiao Wu, "He always writes down the ancestors as inferior ancestors. Do you think I am angry?"?

write jokes with different characters

if you write alone, you don't pay attention, and every time you write a different character.

one day, because my wife and brother were ill, I wanted to send a letter of greeting, and I was afraid I would write another word. So I asked the scholar in the village, "How do you write uncle's words?

The scholar replied, "All the time, one day. "(old, short for uncle. )

this person wrote the word "Dan" under the word "Japanese". Ask again, "How to write eggplant?

the scholar replied, "cursive prefix, plus one word."

this person mistakenly thought it was someone else's home, so he wrote the word "Meng". Ask again, "how to write eye characters?"

The scholar replied, "Next to the word" mu ",add a word" gen ".

This person thinks that the wood of trees is to send a letter to Da Danzi with a big pen, so don't eat the autumn sage. If you eat the autumn sage, I'm afraid it will harm Da Danzi's roots.

jokes caused by nonstandard Putonghua (clicked 284 times)

Colleagues went on a business trip abroad, and local colleagues were hospitable, so they hosted a banquet in a private room in characteristic hotel that night. After a dozen men and women sat down, they kept chatting, and only one person was ordering. After ordering, I asked for everyone's opinions: "The food is ready. Is there anything to add?"

In this case, in Beijing, we usually ask the young lady to report the names of the dishes she ordered. So a buddy in Beijing said, "Little Sister, report."

the young lady gave him a look, but nothing happened.

"Miss, report it!" Dude, it's a little urgent.

Miss's face flushed, but nothing happened.

"what? Let you report that you didn't hear it? " Dude, it's really urgent.

a female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: "Miss, you should report one by one quickly, ah. ?

The young lady mumbled something and asked, "So, so ... is it okay to hold a woman instead of a man?"

"poof!" A female colleague just drank a big mouthful of tea and sprayed it all on the person in front. A dozen people laughed, and the young lady was at a loss.

here we go. let's serve the first one with the face-lift. A big plate of face-lift was served, followed by several dishes of ingredients and sauces. The young lady didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing, pretending to be sullen and asking the young lady: "What should I do?"

The young lady said calmly, "Whatever you do."

"what do you suggest?"

"Do what you want?"

"What do you usually do here?"

"Shall I help you?"

"ok."

I saw the young lady quickly pour several dishes of ingredients and sauces on Rapier, holding chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, and then mixing them with a few brushes. Then he said to the buddy, "Sir, it's ready to eat."

My buddy stared at the plate with his eyes fixed, but he didn't talk for a long time. Another colleague said "thank you" to the young lady for him.

here comes the main course-roast leg of lamb, a big plate of meat bones and a plate of salt and pepper. A Beijing buddy loves this mouth so much that he grabbed a leg of lamb unceremoniously. Click is a bite, and he guzzled. When the young lady saw it, she said, "Sir, this should be dipped in it."

The buddy looked at the young lady in doubt, and then at the local colleagues. A local colleague said, "It tastes better when dipped in it." The buddy then stood up with a leg of lamb and clicked again.

Miss hurried over and asked, "Do you need anything, sir?"

"ah? No. "

"Then please sit down and eat."

The buddy muttered and sat down, looked at everyone, lost in thought. Carefully take the leg of lamb to your mouth and take a careful bite.

The young lady said, "Sir, you should dip this in."

Buddy jumped to his feet, waved a leg of lamb and shouted angrily, "How can we eat standing and sitting?"! ？”

the table is full, and the leaders come here. Greeted with a full house, there was a sound of greetings. The young lady next to the banquet is beautiful, new here, inexperienced and quite nervous. Everyone sat down and someone called, "Miss, tea!" The young lady hurried forward and pointed with her finger: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, * * * seven!" Everyone laughed, and the leader added, "Pour the tea!" Miss busy "backwards" again: "7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or seven." Someone asked, "What are you counting?" The young lady hesitated and whispered, "I am a dog."

everyone was angry and shouted, "Call your manager!" When the manager entered, he lowered his hand and smiled and asked, "What do you want to tell me?"

The leader said, "Don't ask any more questions. Go and check the age of this young lady." The manager wondered, followed his orders, and replied, "18 years old, a dog!" " The leader laughed and everyone laughed. The leadership is massive and does not pursue it, and it is inconvenient for everyone to pursue it. Miss and manager are like falling clouds.

After thirty, a dish was served: "Stewed tortoise!" Everyone was happy, but they didn't forget the rules. Some people dialed Wang Batou with chopsticks and said, "Leaders move, leaders move!" The leader looked at the turtle's head, which was shaken wildly, and was unhappy. He didn't want to reconcile the ending of this statement and didn't want to violate the good wishes of everyone, so he took a spoon and tasted the soup, saying, "Good, good! Please feel free. " Someone said, "Yes-a tortoise should have soup!" The leader was so angry that he almost spat. After a while, the soup was almost exhausted, and something round surfaced and asked, "Miss, what is this?" The young lady answered quickly, "It's a bastard." Everyone was pleasantly surprised: "Leaders eat first, leaders eat first!" This leader didn't hear the words of "bad luck" and was very happy. He called the young lady: "Give everyone points!" For a long time, the young lady did not move, and the leader angrily asked, "Why, can't you tell this clearly?" The young lady said awkwardly, "How can I divide it among seven people and six bastards?" When everyone listened, they all stared at each other, full of delicious food, which was hard to swallow. `[/size]