Popularizing putonghua jokes

6 words to promote Putonghua jokes

Jokes come from life, but they can make our lives more joyful and happy. Now, I have compiled 6 words to promote Putonghua jokes for everyone, so let's have a good laugh.

1. Once I bought an apple and sold it to two people. I asked what kind of apple was this, and one of them answered? Hard ball? I said to myself, I haven't heard of this name. Another buyer of apples asked what is this apple, and the other answered. Welcome autumn? It dawned on me. What did you say? Hard ball? I don't know where people don't speak mandarin, so I wonder why I say apples are called. Hard ball? Dear

2. Xiao Cheng met Mr. Qian in the toilet. Xiao Cheng should wash his hands, and so should Mr. Qian. Xiao Cheng said, "Teacher, please die first. Teacher Qian knew that Xiao Cheng's pronunciation was wrong, and he called washing (X) death (S). He hoped that Xiao Cheng would find the mistake himself and said, "I won't die. Unexpectedly, Xiaocheng still didn't find his mistake, so he went on to ask, "Why don't you die? Teacher Qian said, "I don't want to die. Xiao Cheng, why haven't you found out that you said the word "washing" of hand washing wrong and said it was "death" of death.

3. Xiao Wu is an employee of a Hong Kong company in Beijing. One day, the company sent him and two other colleagues from Beijing to meet people at the airport. Xiao Wu telephoned his colleagues in the street. As he walked, he said, "When are we going to hijack the plane? Shall the three of us rob together? When a policeman heard this, he asked Xiao Wu, "What did you say you were going to do? Hijacking? "Xiao Wu said," Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I mean to pick up the (ji) plane, not to rob the (ji) plane.

4. On the bus in Beijing, a foreigner held out a ten-yuan ticket to the conductor and said: Have you seen it? ! Have you seen it? ! ? The conductor ignored it; Outsiders say:? Have you seen it? ! Have you seen it? ! ? The conductor held down the fire and still ignored it; So repeatedly, the conductor finally flew into a rage, pulled out a fifty-dollar ticket and poked it in front of the foreigner, shouting:? Have you seen it? ? Outsiders were shocked when they saw it, and they said straight in their mouths: Why is the conductor in Beijing like this? Everyone was puzzled, only after asking: the foreigner wanted to buy a ticket and said: Jianguomen, Jianguomen? !

Extended reading

Popularizing the knowledge of Putonghua

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The function of Putonghua

If we all learn Putonghua and communicate with each other in Putonghua, then Putonghua is the bridge of our friendship.

Putonghua is an indispensable thing in human life. If, when you go to other places, everyone speaks dialects to you and you don't understand a word, then it's time for Putonghua to come forward, and it's the best way to solve communication problems.

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Poems in Putonghua

Putonghua, it's wonderful, soul mates, and the words are connected.

you should distinguish between flat and warped sounds, stranger, don't worry.

putonghua and friendship bridge are all in your mouth and mine.

Everyone speaks Mandarin, and the four seas are connected by one language.

standardize words, practice from an early age, be determined, and be calm.

read carefully, write carefully, have rhythm, and seek echo.

use pen spirit, stress modeling, and have a deep artistic conception and a bright charm.

both pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the eye, each painting is life.

Putonghua, a standardized word, is a joy to rush to the society.

keep in mind the essentials, persevere, study hard and keep pace with the times!

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Jokes in Putonghua

1. A foreigner with a strong dialect got lost in the city. When he saw a gentle young lady coming, he greeted him and asked, "Rabbit (comrade), kiss (excuse me) ..." Before the words were finished, the young lady blushed with anger.

2. A southerner came to a snack bar in Beijing and said to the waitress, "How much is it to sleep for one night (a bowl of dumplings)?" Hearing this, the waiter changed his face and screamed, "Rogue!" Hearing this, the southerner said, "It's only 6 cents, which is cheap. Come for one night (bowl)."

3. Uncle Niu is shouting, "Moon cakes are on sale, ten for four dollars." Many people gathered around to buy this "cheap" moon cake, and when they paid for it, they realized that the old man's moon cake was four for ten dollars.

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