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Today is National Day, so we have a day off. My parents specially took us to the zoo to play.

Usually, we like sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had to cut some taro to make up for it. Unexpectedly, the taro planted on the balcony was delicious, and the family greedily ate their own fruits.

Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang dressed up very beautifully, and she didn't see that she was a bad wife at all. Dad, whose hair hasn't grown completely, quickly turned over a new leaf and was crowned a monkey. After putting on a two-piece suit, you are so handsome that people run away. Dong Shi showed off his love for his beautiful sister. What's more, he put on upturned underwear, moved mountains and rivers, drew tiger dogs, dressed up brightly, and strutted on newly bought high heels.

We rode a white horse and drove a simple car to the zoo quickly, only to find that there were too many people visiting the zoo. The wolves were in power and every grass and tree was a soldier, which led to the separation of our family. My estranged father broadcast wholeheartedly everywhere and finally found my sister and me. My sister almost recognized the thief as the father. In the struggle between trapped animals, we tried our best to push ourselves to the front of the monkey bar and took a photo of our family with hypocrisy.

Then go to the bird garden where chickens call dogs and steal, and enjoy the wonderful music of nature. Later, when my father was foaming at the mouth and accused us of being deer, there was a cool breeze blowing, and the smell of self-drying was chilling. My mother quickly dressed my father in a yellow robe and told us to take care of his fur.

Because of the holiday in the evening, every magpie in the restaurant occupied six animals in the pigeon's nest, so my mother took us to Meng Mu and moved three times, and finally decided to eat hot pot. A restaurant has just changed its wallpaper. The walls at home are beautiful, the lights are dim, and they are everywhere, which is very atmospheric. Ambush waitresses everywhere attracted bees and butterflies, busy besieging Wei, saving Zhao for the guests, and misleading people into believing in the western paradise.

Hungry, we ordered a comprehensive hot pot, and my calm father took the lead in asking the waitress with a knife to teach others how to cook quickly, because our vegetarian family had already finished adding oil and vinegar, just waiting for the hot pot to sink fish and wild geese to win the Central Plains, but the lid was too small and a little broken glass.

After the soup boiled, it was so hot that we quickly pushed the dishes and colluded with our family to get to the bottom of it.

Hot pot will soon be a drop in the ocean, and a few fish will slip through the net, after we swallowed the whale with a red face. There is also a mother model. When she wants to throw away the winter powder, she finds that the flame is in danger and has to wait for the boat. Fortunately, Smith's father, Land Rover, called the clerk who carried firewood to put out the fire, and finally came back to life, which also made us feel on pins and needles. When all the birds are gone and our family is in cahoots, my sister and I are even more complacent.

Unexpectedly, when checking out, the boss showed his true colors and asked for a gold meal. My father was so angry that five cows couldn't breathe, and my mother cried bitterly.

Ah! On this lucky National Day, just after Dad was ashamed of his wallet, our whole family in Jiang Lang was exhausted and defeated.