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Once I had dinner in Tsinghua canteen, two girls sat opposite me. I heard one of them say to the other, "I'm not full yet. I want to eat some more." . "Another said," what do you want? I want to buy it. " The girl in front said, "it's the kind of fan-shaped acute angle cake." Please help me buy two more. "I thought to myself: Tsinghua girls are really different. We usually just call that kind of cake triangle cake.

Analysis, such a woman dare not marry a wife, and invite lg to dinner after marriage: Hey, come with that irregular polyhedron!

(2)

I was waiting in line to buy eight watermelons, and I heard the master say to ppmm who had an operator in front of me, "How much do you want?" Operator mm said, "Just that piece 1/2." Master fu thought for a moment, "is it half? What do you mean by half? "

(3)

Professor Tsinghua spoke better. He once went to the school hospital to see his eyes. A few days ago, he heard a teacher describe the symptoms to the doctor. "er ... well.

..... that is to say, the object and its image can't overlap ... "We looked at each other for a long time, and the doctor and aunt suddenly realized," You mean there is a double image in seeing things? "

..... for a long time.

(4)

My parents are both doctors, and my uncles and aunts are all doctors. Once, an aunt went to buy vegetables and said to Fu, the butcher, "Master, have a pork loin." The master was confused and ignored her.

Next to this, a man said, "I want this kidney." As a result, all the pork loins left in the meat stall were taken away. Aunt is depressed.

(5)

It's my first time to eat Longxu Noodles in the canteen. I've only seen others eat delicious food before. I didn't know its name, so I said to the master, "Master, the diameter of that kind of noodles is relatively thin, probably not more than 2 mm, and then I put two half-cooked eggs in the soup, and …" I was just about to say "green leaves in winter and winter", and the master said, "Fight!" But when I saw it, it was 1.50 yuan. I don't think Longxu Noodles is that cheap, so I repeated: "Master, what I want is that ..."

"Come on, Longxu Noodles, I understand!"

(6)

The following is a conversation between a man and a doctor when we donated blood, which may be old, hehe.

Doctor: Please bend your arm, classmate.

Classmate: What is the bending angle?

Doctor: ...

Doctor: Please hold your hand, classmate.

Classmate: How often?

(7)

In my senior year, at night, I explained to the people in the room that there is a kind of melon in our south, which is described as follows: "Its diameter is about 10cm, and it is shaped like a space body with a heart-shaped pattern rotating around its axis of symmetry."

As a result, I was despised for one night and continued to despise the next day.

(8)

I have been trying to avoid this mistake, so once I pointed to the watermelon and said, "Half ... Half ..."

I'm still thinking about it for a while, for fear that I won't be able to pay the bill without it.

The master waved a knife and said, "One eighth?"

I wonder if the master has been hit (this little girl in front of me dares to underestimate my math literacy ...)

Anyway, I was beaten-_-!

(9)

There used to be a joke that almost everyone knew the white-haired girl, but after the pedant became pedant, no one understood it.

Psychological Rebound and Physiological Reversion of Yang's Daughter after Sexual Violence ...