Funny classic quotes from primary school teachers

1. Why do Germans obey order so much? If you run a red light, your down payment will always be more expensive than others when buying a house. If you lend someone else 500,000, they will give you a loan of 100,000. The tuition for your child to go to school is 8,000, and your child will have to pay 10,000. Who dares to disobey order?

2. If students feel that their IQ is too high, I can recommend you a good way to lower your IQ - watching TV, especially TV series.

3. I have said that in the future, boys should not sit with boys and girls should sit with girls in class. Boys should take the initiative. Isn’t the current male-female ratio unbalanced? It's not conducive for you to broaden your thinking if only a few people talk about the same topic together.

4. What does it mean to take tea to cool off? Even if you see me in school now, you can still politely say to me: Hello, teacher! ~~~When you come back ten years later, when you see me, you will say: Oh, is this guy still here?

5. Many people would scold him when he first started to carry out reforms. Some people even said under his window sill that he would have improper relations with his ancestors’ ancestors’ ancestors’ ancestors.

6. I usually don’t admire anyone, but this exam made me realize that my vision is too narrow. There are so many students who deserve my admiration. A teacher who has never studied logistics can understand You passed the test, but some of you are still in single digits. What stood out to me the most was a classmate. In addition to short answers and noun explanations, his paper successfully avoided all the correct answers in the process of answering single-choice, multiple-choice and judgment questions...

7. A civil servant who does not want to be an official [Weibo] is not a good civil servant, just like a man who does not want to change his shape is not a good man.

8. Sit down and don’t talk. We will play a game later - roll call.

9. Our school is good enough. When I went to attend classes at several similar colleges, a teacher asked me, how do you usually design blackboard writing? I told them with great disdain: We usually use multimedia

10. Who is in charge today? Don’t even wipe the blackboard!

11. Strongly condemn those students who sleep in class... You have increased the workload of the cleaning ladies - in addition to sweeping the floor every day, they also have to wipe away your drool on the table.

12. Don’t always go to Internet cafes. Internet cafes are disgusting. Some people go barefoot in there, and some people eat instant noodles in there.

13. I used to think that anyone who had a dream was great, but after I went to college, I realized that anyone who drank alcohol was great.

14. Rumors are more terrifying than gangsters...

15. Politics can be a subject that can be learned quickly. How many points did Beethoven need to memorize...

16. Reading newspapers is prohibited in class. Why is this? Because a newspaper is divided into many parts just by looking at it! I once had a conversation with the owner of a school newsstand. He strongly urged me to make my lectures more boring, so that more students would buy newspapers and magazines. A boring teacher can save two newsstands!

17. Stop talking all the time. It’s so disgusting to keep talking about the same topic!

18. You should be grateful to the classmates who cannot come to class, because it is because of the existence of these classmates that your chances of passing the exam are greatly increased.

19. Now you have to work hard, take the postgraduate entrance examination [Weibo], study for a PhD after completing a master's degree, study for a postdoc after completing a PhD, and then work harder to get to the Ph.D.

20. Some classmates say that I am sexist, but I do not discriminate against men or women. I discriminate against neutrals. You can say that I am not tolerant enough.

21. If you have money but no education, use Nokia.

22. Those who listened carefully in class and did not reach 90 points in the final exam, come to me and I will give you 90 points. If you don't listen carefully and you pass 80 points, come to me and I'll give you 500 RMB.

23. I’m in a good mood today. Call your name~~ Have you finished sending messages and told your classmates to come to class? After I finished sending it, I sent him another message saying that the teacher didn’t bring the roster.

24. The result of mother-in-law and mother-in-law: men become feminized and women become aunties.

25. Students should read more. There is everything in the books, including delicious food, villas, handsome boys and beautiful girls.

26. Two major characteristics of Chinese people: they don’t like to tell the truth and they don’t like to listen to the truth.

27. What will you do after graduation? It could be: CEO, CFO, UFO^^...etc.

28. I usually only use one trick to deal with sleeping classmates, that is, we quietly change classrooms halfway through class. When those sleeping students wake up, they will find that when they close and open their eyes, the teacher is not there.

29. You are ignoring me again, right? What I am attending is not a class, but loneliness^...

30. Don’t compare your own weaknesses with the strengths of others. That will make you feel inferior. For example, don’t compete with the old man at the door riding a tricycle. , you must not be able to compare with others, you have to compete with them in mathematics... Of course, some students may not even be able to compare with others in mathematics...

Funny classic sentences from primary school teachers 2

1. When I took out the papers distributed last time, you probably didn't do them. I'm quite confident in your laziness.

2. There is absolutely no absolute in learning this kind of thing, everything varies from person to person.

3. Studies have shown that pigs are smarter than dogs, and the inspection team can find drugs by digging with their noses.

4. Don’t turn your pen, turn your brain.

5. It can be said that my aloofness comes from my incompetence, but I am just content with my incompetence in this regard.

6. Let me tell you, if you can’t recite the formula, it’s easiest to hire a migrant worker for 5 yuan an hour. If you can’t recite the formula, just ask him to stand behind you with a stick. People are very happy. If you have money, you can beat them!

7. I wonder if Newton was mad at you.

8. If the food in the school is not good and cannot feed you, you will only have Guokui.

9. The task is not for one person, but for everyone.

10. Reading is the crystallization of diligence and wisdom. For you people, diligence is equal to zero, wisdom is equal to zero, and together they are equal to zero.

11. If you choose D for this question, you must never tell anyone that you studied geography in high school.

12. Let me teach you that I will lose at least 5 years of my life. If I earn 200,000 a year, it will be 1 million in 5 years. Honey~ You can publish a book in the future called "How We Are" "Murder of a Millionaire"

13. The rivers in the Northeast are different from ours. There are two flood seasons a year, so Northeasterners have a chance of drowning twice a year.

14. I don’t even have a draft book. It’s really pitiful. If I really can’t afford it, I go to the bank opposite and get a loan to buy one.

15. The pursuit that can be blocked by failure is a weak pursuit, which exposes the limitation of strength. A pursuit that can be thwarted by success is a shallow pursuit that proves the limitations of its goals.

16. Big things depend on imagination, be as creative as God, small things depend on doing, and implement like slaves.

17. When you graduate, you must tell the next generation to listen to Teacher Chen.

18. For students who chose the wrong question, I strongly suggest you sink to the ground immediately.

19. Why is your voice so small? You shouldn't be here. You should go to a school for the deaf.

20. I always thought that being a teacher was about intelligence, but today I found out that being a teacher is about physical strength.

21. Looking through the imperial calendar, is it not appropriate to go to class today?

22. Some people come to school to do nothing but study.

23. Let me tell you, your chances of getting into Fudan University are the same as mine of becoming the President of the United States!

24. A person’s youth ends on the day he no longer pursues it.

25. There are only two times when you will shout: one is when you pay the money, and the other is when you hand out the test papers.

26. Every day is different, and the ending is very different.

27. You are still making trouble, but you have not saved your energy to go to the canteen to grab food later.

28. I punish you for copying, not because I don’t forgive you, but because science doesn’t forgive you.

29. I just can’t figure it out. There are only 100 of the stupidest people in China. How come half of them are in this school and concentrated in one place? In class, I actually met a class teacher as smart as me. (Then he looked up to the sky and sighed) What a fate!

30. The students who chose c for this question have obvious anti-human tendencies.

31. Use means to fight against bad students, rather than using your hands.

32. If you answer this question with broad-leaved forest, I will not hesitate to beat you to death on behalf of geography.

34. The result of being unable to endure is often having to endure for a longer period of time.

35. The volume of your classmates during class during the day is much lower than during self-study in the evening. This is extremely abnormal. If this happens to wild animals, it means that a major natural disaster is about to happen. arrival. A collection of classic graduation messages for primary school teachers

A collection of classic graduation messages for primary school teachers

1. Don’t be like flowers and just wait for spring, but be like swallows who bring spring in their mouths.

2. The reason why scrap iron can become useful steel is because it can withstand painful training.

3. May you be a thousand-mile horse that always gallops.

4. You are smart, you are kind, you are lively. Sometimes you fantasize, and sometimes you are silent, meditating in silence, and searching in fantasy.

If you are small, you will grow up. If you are small, you will mature. May you be stronger! May you be more confident!

5. You use your wisdom and knowledge to achieve today’s gains, and you will accept tomorrow’s challenges with wisdom and courage. May you always maintain an indomitable spirit

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6. Your talent is like a spark. If you use diligence and hard work to fuel it, it will definitely turn into a raging fire and release

incomparable light and heat.

7. You have wisdom like a spring and a pair of hard-working hands. No matter where you are, luck and happiness will always be with you!

8. With your confidence, your cheerfulness, your perseverance, and my blessing, you will surely be able to sail to the other side of your ideal

9. You are the bud of the flower season, you are the eagle with spread wings, tomorrow is your world, everything is glorious because of you

10. Noble ideals are the guide of life. Beacon. With it, life has a direction; with it, the heart feels full. Take firm steps towards the set goal!

11. The beautiful ideal like the morning glow is calling to you. You are drops of water, and you will all be active in the vast sea of ??the motherland!

12. May the clouds and the sun accompany you to the ends of the earth; flowers and green grass will accompany you to spread out your great future.

13. The ocean of life has paved a golden road, and the waves are swaying bouquets of welcome on both sides.

Go bravely,

my friend! Moving forward, the conch shell has been blown for the expedition; the colorful clouds are flying the banner of flowers

14. Some people say: Everyone can be the architect of his own luck. May you use your own hands to build a lucky building on the way forward.

15. Ah, may you ride the wind and waves on the fleeting waves of time and sail towards the other side of success!

16. May you be like that small stream, taking the high mountain as the starting point of life, jumping and galloping all the way,

Bravely and bravely rush towards life. The sea

17. May my parting words be an umbrella that can protect you from the scorching sun and wind and rain on your journey.

18. May you drive the ship cast by faith and plow out the white waves in the sea of ??hope.

19. Self-love makes you dignified; self-esteem makes you elegant; self-reliance makes you free; self-improvement makes you energetic; self-confidence makes you determined.

All these will make you Stay ahead on the road to success.

20. I deeply understand how much time it took and how many difficulties you overcame to achieve the results you have achieved. Please

believe that in the process of your pursuit, struggle and hard work, I will always stand by your side with a smile on my face. Graduation message from a primary school teacher

1. Ideals and beliefs blend here, dreams and emotions converge here, and a thousand days and nights of studying hard and striving for progress are frozen here. Looking back at the present and chasing the past, things change and stars move. We have had countless emotional connections and many souls, but I am still very worried about whether I can put the finishing touch on you when you are about to step out of the protection of minors and become independent from society.

2. Facing the morning light, you spread your wings and fly across the ocean; facing the dusk, I look for the birds returning to their nests.

3. Because every moment of our youth and life exists for hope and miracles!

4. The moment of separation may be the most beautiful! We have come all the way from innocent childhood to the beautiful blooming years. Sincere tears, like white pearls, bear witness to this most precious memory of ours; every parting message, like falling petals, reflects the beauty of these six years.

5. In the past year, I have been shaken by the huge contrast between ideals and reality. I have mistaken laziness for chic, and mistook comfort for enjoyment. I have even written a letter in a hurry and waved off a resignation letter. The thought of quitting. These momentary shakes and losses made me become competitive again and again, unwilling to lag behind, and bravely opening up new situations and finding new starting points. I have constantly experienced the pain and joy of being a teacher for the first time: although I cannot have the envious eyes and thunderous applause of the audience like an announcer or host, I have truly experienced the bitterness, spicyness and sourness of life; of truth, goodness and beauty. Since fate has pushed me to a three-foot podium, I have to make sacrifices, show perseverance, hone my character of being willing to live in poverty, and cultivate a spirit of selfless dedication. Even when my door was broken into unexpectedly on Teacher's Day, the main class teacher banged the tables and chairs crazily, and the naughty students repeatedly deflated my bicycle, I still firmly believed that "there is true love in the world."

The lost flower time will naturally compensate me exponentially!

6. Why is our youth so full of vitality? Why is our life so fast and furious?

7. Good times always pass quietly in the dark where people don’t care, just like water flowing eastward. Once it has passed, it can never be traced back... The time you can see is in front of your eyes. , but they don’t know that this is no longer yesterday’s time, and yesterday’s time has passed without a trace...

8. Students, whether it is the ancient saying "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world, ", or today's people's "Don't be like frost, but treat the country as your home"; whether it is Zhu Ziqing who would rather die than eat the relief food from the United States, or whether it is the flood fighting warrior who swears to defend the levee to the death; whether it is Lei Feng nailed to his post like a nail, Or Wang Yuan's "not trading nationality for a big prize", etc., all reflect the everlasting love of Chinese children for their mothers. Only by finding the best combination of personal destiny and the destiny of the motherland, and following the trend of history, can we have endless energy and inexhaustible strength, and realize the true value of life. In the future, whether you go into society or continue studying, while dedicating your filial piety to your parents, you must also dedicate your love to society and your loyalty to our great motherland!

9. The boat sets sail at the port of youth. We are temporarily separated, full of ideals and pursuits. When will we meet again? There will be a good harvest!

10. We were once two small trees side by side, we were two parts of a duet, and we were classmates on the same desk. As we wave goodbye, please accept my affectionate blessings.

11. The sea exposes my heart, and I don’t hide my emotions - I miss you! When I miss you, I will look for you in the red clouds and flying colors...

12. Students! When you are in good times, you should rely on your strength to ride the strong wind and break thousands of miles of waves; when faced with difficulties, you might as well go back to school and talk, "Don't worry about having no friends in the future, Kaiqiao Middle School will always be your home!" Whether you are rich or poor, you have no reason to be complacent or self-admired, nor to be dejected or give up on yourself. Because in this hot land next to Tanjiang River, we have left traces of arduous journey and shed tears of selfless struggle; we have worked hand in hand to win the crown of first place in the average score and take home the The honor of being ranked first in excellence rate. The difficult search in the past is precious. "You can't chase the past, but you can still look forward to the future." On the road of life, cry if you want to cry, laugh if you want to laugh, and don't forget to hurry! In the years to come, I will cheer for your bit by bit success, be ecstatic for your rapid development, and be excited for your rapid changes. When the mother-in-law drank the water of the Tanjiang River, she said that it was raining at night, "Heaven and earth reincarnate, time goes by, a hundred years is too long, just seize the day and night." Long exhortations, short instructions, thousands of words turned into one sentence: " In order to have a better tomorrow, let us work hard to open up today!

13. The end point leaves a record for yesterday; the starting point indicates a better tomorrow.

14. Dear. My child, you have the most enviable age, and the road ahead of you is bright. May you grow up quickly and have a bright future. Blessings

15. Why not invite you to a foreign country. Friends, come back and take a look. In the land of your hometown, the spring is shining brightly and the flowers are blooming.

16. May you be like the small stream and take the high mountain as the starting point of your life. Jump all the way, run all the way, bravely and bravely run towards the sea of ??life...

17. Flowers will never laugh at the delicateness of buds, because only when they are in bud can they bloom and the garden will be full of spring.

18. Since you traveled across the ocean, I always like to look at the night sky, because the brightest star in the sky can reflect your face.

19. You are a wanderer. The harrier flies across the ocean, but the kite rope is always tied in my heart.

20. The long river of life is splashing with colorful waves, and there is your boat for the voyage.

21. In the night sky, the stars in the distance are like the lights on the other side of the ocean; the brightest one is the lamp for your night reading. Oh, I can still see you, with twinkling eyes...

22. The ideal as beautiful as the morning glow is calling to us. My classmate, we are about to break up. There is no need to ask when we will meet. Yes, we - drop by drop of water, will all be active in the sea of ??the motherland!

23. Life is obtained from the flow of streams; youth shines in the pouring of flying streams; the value of existence is presented in the rushing of rivers. Let us spread our legs, sweat, and ride the thunder! Outside the school gate, there is a bright future surrounded by flowers!

24. May you gain superb skills, tenacious will, and broad mind in this short period of study; may you cross high hurdles one after another like a horse race; let life sail forward and sail forward. Toward the surging blue sea...

25. The footprints of youth are left on the campus paths, and the laughter and songs are left in the fragrance of the flower beds... Every corner of our alma mater is treasured and filled with our friendship. with our fantasies. Please compose another youth song to accompany you and me on our journey tomorrow!

26. Classmates, in today’s world, science and technology are advancing by leaps and bounds, the knowledge economy is emerging, national power competition is becoming increasingly fierce, and the world is changing. The past era when Li Ka-shing, who had low education and became the richest man in China, has become history. The practice of relying on ancestral property to live a comfortable life will become the laughing stock of today's people. The opportunities that relied on donations from overseas Chinese in the past will become less and less. No matter you are a playboy or a boy from the Han family, if you want to occupy a place and find your own position on this tilted earth, you must have a sense of learning, competition and collaboration, self-promotion and crisis awareness. Otherwise, if you are idle today, you will pay twice the price tomorrow to make up for the cynicism of the past. At that time, all I can do is sigh, "It's so easy to turn a young man's head white - it's so sad." Therefore, you must keep in mind: if you have yesterday, you should work hard to develop today; if you lose yesterday, you must never lose tomorrow! Graduation message from teacher to students

27. Under the bright sunshine, smiles bloomed like flowers. This lost beauty will be imprinted in our hearts forever!

28. The road to life is like a circular runway, the end point and the starting point are together: the old end point is the new starting point.

29. You are smart, you are kind, and you are lively. Sometimes you fantasize, and sometimes you are silent, meditating in silence, and searching in fantasy. If you are small, you will grow up. If you are small, you will mature. May you be stronger! May you be more confident! A message to a primary school teacher

1. Teacher, teacher! It's you who encourages me when I'm discouraged and warms me when I'm sick! Teacher, you will always be my good teacher!

2. She brings our vision into the vast sky and our thinking into the ocean of endless books. Take us to understand history and appreciate nature. But she is watering the most beautiful flowers in the future of the motherland in obscurity.

3. He is like a hard-working gardener, nurturing the flowers of our motherland. Teacher Li, I want to say to you: "Thank you for your hard work. You always think of your classmates. We will definitely live up to your expectations of us."

4. Our English teacher is a very ordinary person. But in our hearts, she is a unique good teacher in the world, because she gave us her great, kind, kind, and selfless motherly love.

5. His motherly care and love made me feel warm. He will always be my most beloved teacher!

6. You will always be a good teacher in my heart. Your sincere teachings to me will be something I will never forget!

7. Although she is not as noble and gorgeous as a peony, she blooms quietly like a pure tulip, silently exuding elegant fragrance!

8. We are like saplings. Teacher Liu is the hard-working gardener, watering us with the spring rain of knowledge. She sows the seeds of literature in our hearts, and she silently protects us from growing up.

At this moment, I couldn't help but think of a sentence that Teacher Liu taught us: The spring silkworms will not run out until they die, and the wax torch will turn to ashes before the tears dry up.

9. There is one kind of person who is the most beautiful, that is the teacher; there is one kind of magic wand that is the most magical, that is chalk; there is one kind of platform that is the most sacred, that is the podium.

10. This is what I like about Teacher Chen, who is kind, humorous, and knowledgeable. When I achieve results, you can share my happiness with me; when I encounter difficulties, you can give me guidance. When I was growing up, he was both my boss and my good friend!

11. You are the spring breeze, blowing the green heart of the wasteland; you are the summer rain, nourishing the new seedlings of love. You give us the warmth of spring, the heat of summer, the meditation of autumn, and the coldness of winter. You wave the pointer, which is better than the conductor of the band; you devote yourself to research and compose a chapter of love.

12. Who says that the heart of an inch of grass can hold three rays of spring light. Teacher Zhong, he is humorous, stern, serious and careful. These words are probably the rich connotations of "mentor"!

13. The teacher is a candle, burning himself, but illuminating us!

14. You are the most beautiful teacher in my heart. It is you who spent your time and efforts to cultivate our group of ignorant and naughty children into well-behaved and sensible adults.

15. When we fail and feel discouraged, she will encourage us with kind words. Each word is like a bowl of "chicken soup for the soul" to soothe our souls; when we succeed and feel happy, When we encounter difficulties, she will feel very relieved and show her angelic smile; when we encounter difficulties, she is like an umbrella to protect us from wind and rain, helping us solve difficulties.

16. Teacher, you are a lush leaf. You use your strong body to protect our future flowers. You have never been stubborn for you. You always devoted yourself silently. For your students and for your mission, you would rather be a green leaf than a red flower. You want to use your ability to brighten the world. The dawn of the future has made the dreams of students fly higher and further.

17. She is like a poem, distant and pure; she is like a gentle wind, natural and fresh; she is like a wordless song, euphemistic and fresh. She is my favorite Chinese teacher-Liu Li.

18. Your love is more severe than father's love, more delicate than mother's love, and more pure than friendship. Your love is the greatest, the most selfless, and the most sacred. You are our favorite teacher.

19. Teacher Zhao is like a sunflower full of sunshine, with a bright smile on her face every day. As soon as we see her, the whole classroom becomes brighter, making us feel warm and happy.

20. People often use the saying "Spring silkworms will not run out until they die, and wax torches will turn to ashes before tears dry up" to describe teachers. In the past, I was ignorant and did not know the meaning of this sentence. Only now can I really feel it. Many teachers around me, as we sing, are working silently and selflessly on their own one-third of an acre of land.

21. There are many knowledgeable teachers around me. They are like beacons that guide me in the dark night, like gardeners who cultivate my little seedling, and like candles that light up my progress. the way.

22. Ah, teacher, my dear teacher, you are the most beautiful rainbow under the sun!

23. Teacher Ding, thank you for your teaching! I hope your "candle" can warm more hearts and light up the path forward for more students!

24. Teachers are our guides on the road of growth and hard-working gardeners, selflessly nurturing generations of young people, making the future of our motherland better!