What humorous jokes are there to make your boyfriend happy?

Humorous jokes that amuse boyfriends are:

1, popular customers: I often go to the noodle restaurant next to the company to eat noodles for lunch. I don't know why, the waiters there are very happy to see me, so I can't help asking today. The waiter said, "If every customer eats as cleanly as you do, it will be much easier for me to wash the dishes!" " "

2. Why don't fish talk? My nine-year-old son shouted, "Dad, I finally found out why fish can't talk!" " ""why? " Father asked with interest, put your head in the water and try to talk about it! "

3, rebuttal: the wife said in her husband's ear all day that this is not good and that is not good. Finally, one day, the husband couldn't bear to say to his wife, "My mother is nothing good, but your mother is very good!" " "The wife said," My mother has been scolded by her daughter-in-law, so don't worry about it. "

4. Wrong seat: Last night, a friend called me and said that the steering wheel, brake, throttle and clutch in his car had been removed and asked me to pick him up. When I was halfway through, this man called me again and said, you don't have to come over. You just drank too much. Now you wake up and find yourself sitting in the passenger seat.

5. Talk more: Go to my girlfriend's house to meet my parents, and talk about playing basketball at the dinner table. I said I like playing basketball very much, and how to shoot it ... My future mother-in-law said to her father-in-law, "Just like when you were a child." I asked, "Did my uncle like playing basketball before?" Grandfather: "I used to talk a lot when I was eating, just like you."