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Cold wave joke

Do you feel global warming?

I remember when I was a child, the northeast was full of snow, and the door could not be pushed open in the morning. Later, the weather changed, and it didn't seem so cold. A stove that didn't break down all day can now be burned once in the morning and once at night!

Some people say that the Antarctic began to melt and penguins died in large numbers. I wonder what will happen if the Antarctic melts. Will there be more viruses that are more difficult to update? Will there be no forest, only the ocean?

So I think the four seasons should have the appearance of four seasons, and it should be cold in winter, which is the kind that completely freezes, whirs and steams when you go out. If winter is hard and cold, the melting speed of Antarctica will slow down and we will be safer!

What will happen if it is not cold in winter?

Some people say that I hate winter too much. It is too cold in winter. It's nice to have four seasons like spring. You said you were born in the northeast. Isn't it disgusting to miss the four seasons like spring? Every place has its own seasonal characteristics!

Do you know what will happen if it doesn't snow in the northeast? Last winter, my son was always ill. My mother always said that if only it snowed, the virus froze to death. I always thought she was joking. Don't tell me, it's true. Some viruses are just afraid of cold. When it snows in winter, the virus runs away, and the cough and bronchi are all better. It's wonderful!

Summary:

It is actually a good thing to get cold in winter, because the polar mountains, glaciers, ice and snow have been melting and the ecological environment has been destroyed. The earth where we live is facing major problems. When the polar regions melt and the sea level rises, our city will be submerged. If the weather gets cold and the polar regions freeze again, will we be safe?

Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility. Now I really miss the cold before, hiding on the kang with a quilt. Grandpa put my shoes on the fire wall to heat them. It's too cold for them to go out. Everyone sat together and talked about killing a chicken and stewing a pot of vermicelli. It's good. A cold will do me no harm. Everything is fine!