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Don't go out without 40 million.
My husband said that I almost threw up ... every day it was like throwing a lot of money into the pond to feed the fish.
Alas, I didn't expect the epidemic to continue until now. Recently, my husband has been whispering in my ear that if I don't return to work, I will be poor.
Think about it, too. The factory in another city is afraid to open now, but the factory rent is more than 20 thousand yuan per month. Last month's work was transferred to the landlord, which made me say for a while that my husband was too straight to go back to work and hand it in again. Don't think that landlords all over the world are easy to talk to. Anyway, ours is hard to talk about, and it will be reduced by 1000 at most.
A thousand? Sometimes thinking about it is a bit like sending a beggar; But then I thought about it, it's better to have a reduction than to lose a penny.
Besides, he said there was no news when he told me to return to work. I don't know how many phone calls my husband made back and forth. Other small factories near our factory haven't heard of anyone returning to work, so we'd better wait.
I also advised my husband not to spend too much money Now the general situation is similar, just wait. Now the number of cases has dropped, and I believe the epidemic will soon pass. Why don't we earn back what we lost? The most important thing is that we are all fine.
After listening to my advice for a long time, my husband stabilized his restless heart.
After a while, the loudspeaker downstairs in the community began to shout again: Don't leave the city without four things, don't leave the city without four things. ...
My husband and I smiled face to face.
Yes! Where can I find 40 million? I think I have to stay at home for a while.
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