What did you do when you were drunk?

1. An unemployed young man in the town sings K in the middle of the night, then slips onto the ice and sweeps the floor in the street in winter. It was crazy to see him on the monitor. Someone asked what happened afterwards, and he said that he saw money all over the floor. I am drunk, and I am afraid of being laughed at. On one occasion, the company's New Year's Eve, knowing that I was drunk and afraid of being seen by others, quietly left. On the way back to the dormitory, I saw two young sisters from a distance. I hid in the Woods by the side of the road for fear that they would see me drunk. Too much to drink, unstable, so I put myself on the branch. As a result, I stayed in this position until dawn, but fortunately I was not seen by others.

3. My friend drank too much and fell asleep at his desk. His last words when he fell down were: This dish is poisonous. 4. Once my dad drank too much and dragged me to the living room to talk and kept talking about me. Later, I couldn't help but fart, and then my father got angry: How dare you talk back to Lao Zi! Beat me so hard that the stone is coming out.