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? Funny quotes to say hello in WeChat chat

1. The green hills are still there, just a little red.

2. Your appearance is very refreshing.

3. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

4. No matter how perfect the figure is, in the eyes of people who don’t love her, it is also a source of ridicule.

5. A big woman should not be without power for a day, and a small woman should not be without money for a day!

6. It’s not that I don’t smile, I will lose my fans as soon as I smile!

7. Today’s women: Looking back, everything is going well. Looking forward, there is no harvest.

8. I want to be as strong as a cactus and learn to prick bad people.

9. I just want to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly I hit the wall beautifully.

10. With your understanding, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.

11. I’m sorry, I can’t forget you. Maybe you hurt me deeply. Maybe I love you and even love myself? Remember, I love you.

12. Thank you to everyone who has accompanied me until now, especially those who plan to continue to accompany me.

13. You see, there are so many people, such a big world, I met you, and you met me, how wonderful it is.

14. Face the fucked-up life with a bullshit attitude.

15. Don’t underestimate 1 yuan. If you use it to buy rat poison, it can poison you dozens of times.

16. In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I really regret it and regret not hitting you.

17. It’s so cool when a person is busy alone, with a face that is none of my business.

18. I left home and became fat when I was young, but my local accent has not changed and my accent is still thick. Children who don't recognize each other exclaim, "Fat man, who are you?"

19. Some people say that playing with mobile phones while walking can lead to car accidents. Damn it, it scared me so much that I started running and playing.

20. My sister ran out of the room and asked me: "Did you just go to my room?" Me: "Yes." ?My sister: ?Have you seen your brother-in-law? I took a bite of cucumber and replied: ?Sister, you are crazy. You are not even married, so where can you get a brother-in-law? ?

21. I am just fat for fun, not as serious as you are ugly.

22. A good-looking boy will become a warm boy if he smiles. An unattractive boy will have to have a high fever to become a warm boy.

23. I stay at home because I am too cute and cannot stay outside for too long.

24. When I first come out of the shower, I always feel that I am so beautiful and cute, because my brain is flooded with water.

25. There are always some people like this in life who try their best to get close to you and chat with you until late at night every day, but in fact they just want to steal your emoticons.

Humorous jokes to say hello when chatting

1. You are really a stick, and you are a needle!

2. The so-called good student It's just that the teacher didn't notice him doing bad things.

3. When you meet someone you like, you have to take the initiative to be a bitch.

4. Barbers never understand the concept of cutting hair a little shorter.

5. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

6. The voice of a fat man: He enjoys it in his mouth, but wants to lose weight in his heart.

7. You even believe the advertisements, you are stupid if you read!

8. Grandpas are descended from their grandchildren.

9. Dedicated to youth He bought the house and dedicated it to the children.

10. I am always wandering between Cow A and Cow C.

11. Is the blank white?

12. I usually don’t dump ugly girls, but you are an exception.

13. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

14. After studying for more than ten years, kindergarten is still easier to get along with!

15. Don’t As a commoner, tell me the story of the Black Society.

16. I have always liked you, I just don’t like humans sometimes.

17. What are you doing, old dream? Don’t you know I’m busy?

18. Success is a related noun, and it will bring you many irrelevant things. relative.

19. We are not afraid of the thief bringing tools, but we are afraid that the thief understands technology!

20. The accountant said: Come and collect your salary later, I don’t have any change. ?

21. The road is long and long, so let’s fight it.

22. Every morning when I get up, I read the Forbes list of richest people. If my name is not on it, I go to work.

23. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

24. Women are anxious when men do not make money, and regret when men make money.

25. Your shooting performance is really bad. If I were you, I would commit suicide immediately, just in case you want to bring more bullets.

The most humorous and successful greetings on WeChat

1. The Blind Association sincerely advises you: Never drink and drive.

2. If Bill Gates could get one dollar every time the computer restarted, then he would give it away.

3. In the past, when the alarm clock went off, I often had the habit of hitting it and going back to sleep, but since I put three mouse traps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

4. Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, one on the first day of the lunar month and the other on the fifteenth day of the lunar month.

5. The Blind Association sincerely advises you: Never drink and drive.

6. If Bill Gates could get one dollar every time the computer restarted, then he would give it away.

7. In the past, when the alarm clock went off, I often had the habit of slapping it and going back to sleep, but since I put three mouse traps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

8. Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, one is the first day of the lunar month and the other is the fifteenth day.

9. Your shooting performance is really bad. If I were you, I would kill myself immediately, just in case you want to bring more bullets.

10. The Blind Association sincerely advises you: Never drink and drive.

11. If Bill Gates could get one dollar every time the computer restarted, then he would give it away.

12. In the past, when the alarm clock went off, I often had the habit of tapping it and going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

13. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you look like a bun.

14. You will always yell when you see injustice on the road. After you yell, keep moving forward!

15. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you grown up with? I told her, None, usually pretty girls chase me.

16. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I walked over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

17. There was a very beautiful person sitting in front of me just now. We looked at her for a long time without speaking. I didn’t put down the mirror until my hands got sore.

18. Every morning, I wake up feeling handsome. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

19. When you can’t find a good angle for your selfie, you must realize that you look better in person than in the photo.

20. I have no shortcomings as a person. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

21. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I disagree. They must have never met me.

22. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: Handsome or not, it doesn’t matter how you look.

23. But while waiting, I missed the happiness that can lead to happiness

24. Your shooting performance is really bad. If I were you, I would commit suicide immediately. Just in case you want to bring extra bullets.

25. The Blind Association sincerely advises you: Never drink and drive.

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