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A shocking murder caused by a small hole in the mosquito net

Our reporter MISS reported: Summer Now is the mosquito season. It is true that the legal rights of mosquitoes should be protected, but an incident that happened in a university recently caused a big dispute.

< p> It was an almost summer-like hot night. The victim, Xiao Z, who wanted to take the master's degree in law, after reading the last criminal law charge of the night, routinely issued an expulsion order to the mosquito family in the mosquito net. The mosquito family did not raise any objection at the time. He left the scene of the crime very calmly. However, at about 2 o'clock that night, a black figure quietly lurked into the mosquito net of Little Z and carried out a brutal personal attack on Little Z, causing the victim to lose a lot of blood and suffer from severe insomnia. As a result, Xiao Z, a student, performed abnormally in the final exam of the professional course held the next day. He fainted on the spot and fell unconscious...

How did the suspect's mosquito enter the victim's mosquito net? Reporters and The public security agency visited the scene of the crime in person and investigated the truth of the matter. "Look! That's it!" the public security agency investigator said, pointing to an inconspicuous small hole on the top of the mosquito net. The reporter found that this small hole was as big as a human's little finger. ! According to the investigators of the public security agency, the small hole left at the crime scene is important evidence in this case. However, based on the size and characteristics of the hole, it is inferred that the excavation of the hole could not have been caused by mosquitoes. Therefore, there must be something else behind the case. There is a secret... After three days and three nights of surprise interrogation of the criminal suspect Mosquito, Mosquito's psychological defense completely collapsed and he confessed the culprit behind the case: Xiao Z's friend Xiao T.

After many efforts, the reporter met the vicious principal criminal. She turned out to be a sexy beauty who looked exactly like the international superstar Angelina Jolie. After interviewing her, the reporter learned that she looked exactly like Jolie. Li's little T classmate has always been a loyal fan of "Mr. Smith" Brad Pitt. He has always had the illusion that one day he can cooperate with famous foreign directors, successfully break into the international film industry, and become a person who can compete with Pitt. A-list movie stars who are on par with each other. However, the recent fact that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married and had a child has caused little T to suffer a severe mental trauma and almost collapsed. She was filled with anger and had a desire for dissatisfaction. Due to the mentality of a certain number of people to retaliate, her roommate Xiao Z became her first target.

She admitted to reporters that she and another suspect in the case, Mosquito, conspired to kill Xiao Z, a classmate who was in the same dormitory. , and it was agreed that she would create a channel for committing the crime, and the killing would be carried out by mosquitoes... On a sunny afternoon, the criminal suspect Xiao T sat by the bedside of the victim Xiao Z, pretending to talk to him, and was ready when he was not available. The sharp tool poked a small hole in the top of the small Z mosquito net... After the preparations for the crime were completed, the mosquitoes of another suspect in the case entered the victim's mosquito net that night. However, because they had eaten too much dinner before, the mosquitoes did not There was enough stomach space to accommodate all the victim's blood. As a result, the victim, Xiao Z, was able to escape by chance, but it still caused serious consequences of excessive blood loss and failing the exam.

According to this, the public security agency investigated At the end, a prosecution opinion was submitted to the Procuratorate. After review, the Procuratorate determined that the criminal facts of the criminal suspect in this case have been ascertained, the evidence is reliable and sufficient, and criminal responsibility should be investigated in accordance with the law. The criminal suspects Xiao T and Mosquito *** are the same. A public prosecution was filed with the court on the grounds of intentional homicide (attempted). Currently, the case is still under further trial.