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How I want to be called a piece of shit by you and then be taken care of carefully
1. Happiness can be given, pursued, given up, and waited for. It depends on you.
2. Have the simplest life and the most distant dream.
3. You find sadness by yourself, and you find happiness by yourself. Don’t let the prosperous scene of the rest of your life wither because of the bleak times in your memories. Don’t let the prosperous scene of the rest of your life wither because of some people or things in your life. Indulge in the sadness at that time, you have to remember that someone is destined to leave since you came into this world.
4. I want to be called a waste by you and then be taken care of.
5. A man can only be stupid for one woman in this life, because from then on he will learn to be smart; a woman can only give everything to one man in this life, because from then on she has nothing. So you will fall in love with many people in this life, but the person who loves you with all his heart is very precious. Don't hurt a man's sincerity. Don't ignore the life a woman has devoted to you. Only by learning to be grateful can you learn to love.
6. I dare not say that we will be together for eternity, because I am not sure... I just want to love each other every day in the limited time of this life.
7. Life is like a roller coaster. You can scream at every bump, or you can put your hands in the air and enjoy the ride.
8. Beautiful people are not so difficult to meet. What is rare is to meet someone who is beautiful and loves us deeply.
9. Am I too stupid, or the world is too fake.
10. The smarter and kinder a person is, the more virtues he sees in others; and the more stupid and vicious a person is, the more shortcomings he sees in others.
11. My wings were burned by a tear and I couldn’t fly to heaven. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.
12. If the heart is simple, the world will be simple, and happiness will grow; if the heart is free, life will be free, and there will be happiness wherever you go.
13. No matter how much we know, it is only a very small part of what we don’t know. This means that the knowledge we think we have is only a drop in the ocean compared to our ignorance.
14. Life is not perfect, but that does not mean it is not beautiful. Look more at the beautiful parts of your life, otherwise, we will always have endless envy of other people's lives.
15. Sometimes your disappointment is just a disappointment to a certain person or a certain type of person. Never imagine that you are disappointed in love; only by believing in love can you encounter better love. In fact, love is I hope it can brighten your life.
16. One sand and one world, one flower and one paradise. Appreciate what you have and ignore what you don’t have. Small happiness is all around you, and it is heaven if you don’t compare. Happiness comes from a good attitude of self-gratitude.
17. It turns out that children who are involved with words are never happy. Their happiness is like playful children, wandering to the sky, wandering to the sky but refusing to come back.
18. We can love those who hate us, but we cannot love those we hate.
19. Who doesn’t want to be able to take things up and let them go, live a happy and relaxed life? If you can afford it, you have to be able to resist it; if you can let it go, you need to be open-minded. This is both ability and wisdom. Who doesn't want it, who doesn't want it. However, in life, how many people can afford to take things and let them go? Otherwise, why would there be so much suffering and pain? We don’t ask for anything, we can take it and let it go. We just ask for it, and if we look at it indifferently, it is already very good and beautiful.
20. If you always complain about the power of some people around you and cling to the powerful, then you will never grow? In fact, this is very common in real life. You have no right to influence others. Only when you have value will you be like a magnet. Friends and even former strangers will be willing to turn around and be your company. Don't blame the reality of the world. Making yourself strong is the best way to give yourself a sense of security.
21. Being casual does not mean being willful, and being idle does not mean wasting time.
Time will not be valued by anyone, but we must cherish time. Do what you can do and cherish what you can cherish. You must know that the scenery remains the same every year, but once the time passes, you will never look back. Whether you return to the sea or the mountains and forests, just be yourself. ——The sound of white plum blossoms, the sound of Wuye, the sound of autumn, a little bit of banana, a little sad
The autumn wind rustles, the leaves are messy, and the desolation is everywhere. My heart is about to feel sad, and I suddenly find that autumn is sad. season.
The sound of Wuye leaves and the sound of autumn, the sound of bananas and the sound of sadness, the third watch returns to the dream after the third watch.
The cool autumn wind blows the flowers, plants and trees, as if a tender mother is gently humming a lullaby to send her children into a sweet dreamland.
The pain is so long-lasting, moving patiently like a snail; the joy is so short-lived, like a rabbit's tail sweeping across the autumn fields.
Because of the arrival of autumn, a kind of sadness fills the heart, which lingers, and the dusty memories are always clearly opened.
Meetings are always unexpected, while partings are often planned for a long time. There will always be some people who slowly fade out of your life. You have to learn to accept them instead of missing them.
Autumn is here, let’s make a memory of the summer that just passed.
Autumn is here before I know it, but I feel that this year’s summer is passing very quickly, and it is not as hot as in previous years. When autumn comes, my good luck will come too.
Autumn is a sad season. The dead leaves are flying and drifting. I feel like an autumn leaf. When autumn comes and the wind blows, my heart is helpless.
Autumn is a quiet, beautiful and graceful poem. The clear water reflects the clear sky, and the clear night paints the bright moon. It is full of grace and elegance. It turns a piece of heart into a piece of paper full of style, letting the mottled marks tell the story. The story of autumn water and long sky.
The autumn wind has come, the autumn rain has fallen, and the mountains and forests are dyed with thick green, mixed with light red, and wisps of yellow. No need to say anything, I love you!
1. Putting a photo of your wife in your wallet is to remind yourself how the money in your wallet is gone.
4. I really want to know what you should do if there is an earthquake suddenly while you are taking a shower. .
5. It is said that those who study accounting and those who study medicine are a perfect match, one makes money and the other kills.
6. Beheading is nothing. The scar on my head can’t be bigger than a bowl. I will be a zombie again in 18 years.
7. I don’t care about the broken pixels of your broken camera. I'm not happy to say that the things I photographed are all mosaic-free.
8. I have neither looks nor money. Is it shameful to go to the Transfiguration Program?
9. People are always dissatisfied. They like this and always touch that.
10. The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I had a cold and asked him to come back and bring me a box of White and Black, and he brought me a pack of Oreos.
11. Do you still remember me? The person who once loved you deeply/shuoshuo/
12. People who leave me, please continue to move forward and don’t look back.
13. Two pieces of toothpaste and no one can win, and a bunch of fools will go to heaven.
14. If you don’t have a partner, I will love you!
15. Question: Who should be saved first between his ex-girlfriend and his current girlfriend if they fall into the water? Answer: Just take your hands out of the water.
16. My heart is not a bus. It is not a place where you can sit down whenever there is space.
17. The school is a prison, and I am a prisoner. I have been locked up there for more than ten years.
18. Give it a smack, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, hay, the Japanese devils come to your house, pick your dad's big feet, pick up a stick and beat your mom!
19. I am not a straw boat. Don’t send your insults to me.
20. A woman’s small breasts are not called flat chests, they are called gorgeous parallel lines. Do you understand?
21. If being handsome can be eaten, then my handsomeness can feed 1.3 billion people.
22. I don’t want to take the exam (crazy)
23. The rich are all uncles! But it’s even worse if you don’t pay back the money you owe!
24. Nowadays, all cats and dogs dare to call themselves teachers, right, Teacher
26. When people's hearts become the market, when the market becomes the battlefield, how many ideals are buried on the battlefield.
27. Don’t live in your own world, otherwise you will lose a lot
28. I like Naruto better, because if he dies, he will die.
31. I just saw such a status and burst out laughing. . .
32. If you scold me, it means you don’t understand me. When you understand me, you may kill me!
33. A man wants to divorce his wife after he makes money, but his wife wants to divorce him when he cannot make money.
34. If you meet a robber in the middle of the night and he says he won’t let you go unless he sings, what will you sing? A hero song.
35. I don’t like your extraneous expressions like sympathy or pity. It’s not the love I want to see.
36. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; When I get older, the mirror becomes even.
37. I lowered my head, not because I was admitting defeat, but because I was looking for money.
38. Someone cares about you, someone protects you, someone cares about you, someone wants you to be happy, someone misses you all night long, she is the one who loves you the most.
39. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, otherwise, I would have thrown you out long ago. Motto about being silent
I am not good at saying goodbye and I am not good at retaining you. What I fear most is that after you come, you will leave without saying a word
Yuhui is silent, revealing how much of the past . Time is silent, as if it has stopped. Some things are allowed to pass by despite the changes of time, so keep them in my heart. No matter how strong the wind is or how heavy the rain is, they will always be the most special in my heart. The past passes through the stars dancing in the silver thread of time and space, and the fleeting lights wade through the wind and rain on the other side.
If you leave without saying a word, then I'm sorry, but I will also quietly forget you.
Don’t worry, I will be very elegant, I will give you freedom, and I will remain silent when I see you laughing and chatting with her. One day, you will like me, right?
As long as he really loves you, no matter how ugly the Ai Crazy 7 he gives or the ugly color of the Ferrari he gives, you will accept it without saying a word and will not mind. If you like someone, you will I like everything about him. I like his concentration in driving a sports car. I like his gentlemanly attitude when he puts a diamond necklace on you. I like his carelessness in adding a few extra zeros when he gives you money. You will all find it extremely cute. Life just needs this kind of plainness. Incomparable love.
Everyone in this world has abandoned her, and she has abandoned the whole world. Now, for her, there is nothing left to cherish in the world. Her heart was forever petrified with the sugar baby's death. He could see her smile and her efforts in the Jueqing Palace. She cooked for him, played the piano for him, tied his hair, fed him blood to drink, stole artifacts to detoxify him, and was tortured and expelled for him without saying a word. She had tasted all the pain and suffered all the torture for him.
At the end, she said, her thoughts have been broken, her palace bell has been destroyed, and from now on, master and disciple will never have any ties of friendship... ---- "Flower Thousand Bones"
Never stop talking when you are unhappy. , because you will have children in the future, and you know the feeling of neglect when you see your parents saying nothing and not replying.
My grandma works in a production team, and she never cares if she does more. Therefore, a few people deliberately bully her, doing more than others and receiving less work points than others. My grandfather never speaks for my grandma. . Once I let my mother know, and there is evidence, I will definitely seek justice for my grandma. I would admire my mother, but grandma never said who was right or wrong from beginning to end, nor was she obviously angry or happy. Grandma is a good person who works hard and never complains. Grandma works in the elderly group and exchanges her work points for food rations for the elderly couple. My mother had a harder time and had to work night jobs. She had to use her work points to exchange for food for five people. If she didn't have enough, she would make up the money.
Now that she is dying, leaving, betraying, she actually plans to not want anyone else? He could see her smile and her efforts in the Jueqing Palace. She cooked for him, played the piano for him, tied his hair, fed him blood to drink, stole artifacts to detoxify him, and was tortured and expelled for him without saying a word. She had tasted all the pain and suffered all the torture for him. At the end, she said, her thoughts have been broken, her palace bell has been destroyed, and from now on, master and disciple will never have any ties of friendship... ---- "A Thousand Bones of Flowers"
Don't say that I left without saying a word. Because I know you so well, I know when your love and your feeling will disappear, and I don’t need to talk to you. No matter how powerful a person is, he will be afraid to face it if he has suffered too many injuries, because he is only an ordinary person after all. Compared with the sad separation, I just want to keep sweet memories
Why do you need to respond when someone or something offends you? If you "collect" those unpleasant or annoying things without saying a word, you are sending the message: "I am not as important as you! Go on, I am not worthy of your attention!" However, If you decide to speak out about what offends you, you are telling others that you have boundaries and that you are a respectable person. Your confidence will also be boosted. ---- "Healing Wounded Confidence" by Frédéric Fange
From now on, in the far north, in the cold wind, no one will light a bonfire and ask him to drink. From now on, no one will come at night to stain his white robe with blood in front of thousands of armies. From now on, when Yanlong humiliates him, no one will silently come to the peach banquet and beat Yanlong violently. From now on, when his father demoted him, no one would drop everything and come thousands of miles away to stand quietly behind him and listen to him playing the piano randomly all night. From now on, when he is happy, there will be no one who can laugh with him. From now on, when he is lonely and sad, there will be no one who can drink with him. From now on, the world is big, but there is no one who can make him feel the fragrance of wine in his throat and warmth in his heart when he thinks of it. No matter how cold the throne is or how hostile the world is, there is one person in the world who cares for him... ··From now on, there will be no more Qingyang in the world! ----Tong Hua's "Once Promise"
Although he usually laughs and talks glibly with us, when he was injured, he kept holding back the pain. , no matter how painful it was, he kept silent because he knew we would be worried about him. He bit his lip in pain and bleeds without saying a word. ----Looking up at Paris i6 "Is Madman Crazy?"
I didn't hurt you, I just watched without saying a word when others hurt you.
In fact, when I saw him walking in front of me silently but firmly that day, shielding me from the wind without saying a word, my heart beat uncontrollably. So later on, no matter how severe the storm was, I always chose to follow him without hesitation, just like he was before.
"Qiao Qiao," Li Ce suddenly came forward with a smile and said, "What will happen to you if I kill Zhuge Yue?" Chu Qiao closed her eyes and remained silent. "So, what if I kill Zhao Song?" "Kill you." The woman said coldly without hesitation.
"Hey, you are really cruel." Li Ce sighed and continued to ask: "Then, what if I kill Prince Yan?" The woman suddenly opened her eyes, looked at the man coldly, and said in a deep voice. : "If that happens, I will spend my whole life fighting for my life to destroy Bian Tang, and then let you live a life worse than a pig or a dog." ---- Xiaoxiang Donger's "Eleventh Division Agent Princess"
"We haven't practiced dual cultivation yet," Qin Tianli said aggrievedly, "Let's change it another day." "You always say it will be another day, but which day is it!" Qin Tianli was angry. "Don't make trouble!" Qin Tianwuqian said and left, leaving only a faint complaint. "Who is this? He liked someone and left without saying a word." Qin Tianli kept cursing. It's a pity that Qin Tianwuqian, an aloof and arrogant person, would care. People who chase her can circle the earth. One week, where else do I need you! Birds singing and flowers splashing with tears, Tianli felt bitter in her heart
I really liked him so much, I liked him so much, but he left, left without saying a word, Mu Xining! If you can, don't come back and don't let me see you again.
You broke into my world without permission and left without saying a word. Who would let you leave my world alone without my permission~
He has never seen someone like Cheng Jia Such a woman; when he was kicked and slapped, she remained silent, not causing more pain to him who was watching but could do nothing; when he was beaten and humiliated, she did not watch, cry, scream, or beg, and did not show mercy to others. He laughed at him and saw that he was powerless; when the dust settled and he went to her, she was calm and calm, saying nothing, comforting, pity, or crying. ----Jiu Yuexi "He knows which direction the wind is coming from"
Li Wula died ten minutes after we set off, but Milong carried him all the time. After walking silently for more than an hour, we suddenly figured out one thing: there was no longer a living Northeastern guy around Milong. ----Lan Xiaolong "My Captain, My Group"
One day Xiao Yu saw a dog-hunting notice at the elevator door, and the last four words attracted him. Almost penniless, his spirits lifted. From that day on, he wandered around the community and its vicinity for three days. Huang Tian lived up to his expectations and was finally found. So he dialed the number on the missing dog notice and waited for the dog owner to claim it. Finally, when Xiao Yu saw the dog owner crying with joy, he felt embarrassed to talk about the reward, so he left without saying a word.
If you cant ride, can you fall? I suppose anyone can fall. I mean can you fall and get up again without crying and mount again and fall again and yet not be afraid of falling? ”If you cant ride, can you fall? If you don't know how to ride a horse, will you fall? ""I think everyone can fall." "What I mean is, do you have the ability to get up from the ground without saying a word? Falling off the horse again, but still not afraid of falling? "----C.S. Lewis "The Horse And His Boy"
As long as you really love him. The iPhone 6 he gave was ugly, the Ferrari he gave was not the color you liked, the check he gave you was a wrinkled commemorative Chanel, and you would accept it without saying a word if you didn’t get it together. You wouldn’t mind at all if you like someone. Everything about him likes his concentration when driving a sports car, likes the gentleman when he brings you a diamond necklace. Even his carelessness when he adds a few extra zeros when giving you money, I find it cute. Sometimes love is so simple and plain, as long as it lasts. It doesn't matter what kind of villa we live in together, this is simple love----Mubai
I'm afraid that you will suddenly run away without saying a word and leave a bunch of memories for me to pick up.
I wish you could come back. I don’t hate you. I don’t hate you. I only hate your ruthlessness. I only hate that you left without saying a word and never looked back. Why on earth, why? Why do you always pinch me? Hold on to my fragile and soft heart Why can't I drive you out of my heart Why can't I always be so cruel to hate you and hate you You are my heaviest and heaviest burden I still like you so much You
Everyone is crying about the weight of suffering, but you remain silent, carrying the past on your shoulders, stepping through the thorns and ruggedness, and moving forward step by step.
There are always some people who will suddenly disappear into your world without saying a word or leaving any trace. A scene has just turned into a pantomime of one person
China Vietnam The old lady who fell down was getting more and more immoral. No one dared to help her. Everyone showed their ugliest faces unconsciously and behaved naturally. Some people knew that the world was sick but never said a word
My deskmate was very nice, that kind of person A girl who knows how to advance and retreat, is considerate and can occasionally make a little joke with you, but she will not accompany me to the toilet for a walk to go where I want to go, and will not tell me what I did wrong or what is wrong and ask me to do it. Study hard. She looked at me silently, feeling happy or sad, and then continued to do her thing without saying a word. When she is sad and unlucky, she can at most offer a word of comfort; when she is upset and bullied, she can at most complain for me afterwards. No one will stand up stupidly for me anymore! The more you pay, the more disappointed you will be, and you will feel so stupid that you will get angry, haha. In fact, this is human nature, and there is nothing worth complaining about. If she is just a deskmate, she will be fine, right?
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