Funny love words that are popular in the circle of friends

1. I kept walking around in the huge crowd. I kept dragging my household registration book and 9 yuan in my pocket. Then I met you and took you into the Civil Affairs Bureau. I love you. , wife!

2. I was shopping and passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau two days ago. I saw a lot of people there. When I asked about it, I heard that it is very cheap to get married now, so I thought of you. Come on, let’s get married too. I invite you!

3. If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Falling in love clumsily, living in a daze, clinging to each other clumsily, and being together foolishly. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nest in the haystack, hug you tightly and bite your ears.

4. You said that our hearts are connected. Indeed, every time I see you, it is like seeing myself. I always feel in advance what you want to say and do. Many things we It coincides with each other, and I simply doubt that we were the same person in our previous life.

5. When I love you, I feel like the ground is moving. I just look forward to lying at your feet like a puppy who loves you. The peach blossoms will bloom in the east wind.

6. My feelings for you are too strong. Stronger than coffee, stronger than sesame paste, stronger than eight-treasure porridge; I miss you so much that I broke the telephone pole and burned out the phone card. In the new year, will you be my lover?

7. A young man who was in love for the first time hugged the girl tightly and said, "I am so happy to know you. You are like my light bulb in the dark..." The girl pushed the young man and said, "Go, Stay away from me." "What?" The young man was confused. The girl said: "Be careful of electric shock."

8. Don't look at me as vulgar. It means that I am sincere. Don't look at me as stupid. It means that I am sincere to you. Don't look at me as stupid. That is because of love. After you fall in love with me, don’t think I’m handsome, that’s because in your heart I’m the most handsome!

9. There was once a very attractive love in front of me. I ignored it, and now I regret it! I want to shout loudly now: I love tiger oil!

10. Love is like peeling an onion. In the end, there is nothing except tears. Is it worth it? have no idea. But I know that if it's for you, it's worth it without question.

11. I have a car and a garden villa with a gatekeeper's reception room... I plan to open the partition wall between the reception room and the storage room, and decorate a warm new house. After getting married, you will be responsible for taking over the villa complex. To pay the property management fee, I occasionally go out and drive a taxi.

12. I really can’t figure out why our generation encounters so many troubles. I think it’s because the era we live in has given us too much comfort, allowing us to Too much time to find trouble for yourself.

Thirteen. I went for a walk with my wife last night. As soon as I left the house, my wife took my arm. I frowned, broke away from her hand and said, "Don't let anyone see you laughing at us. You are so young. People who don't know me think I am bringing a lover."

14. I love you. But it’s so difficult to have no desires or desires! I love you, but I have to be secretive, so tiring! I love you, but my heart breaks, so miserable! But he was willing to do so, so stupid!

15. The love words that most impress girls do not necessarily have to have good metaphors or beautiful situations. Sometimes the simplest ones are the most effective, such as this sentence in "The King of Comedy" "I will raise you!"

16. If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Falling in love clumsily, living in a daze, clinging to each other clumsily, and being together foolishly. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nest in the haystack, hug you tightly and bite your ears.

17. I really want to be your mobile phone and put it in your pocket; I really want to be your water glass and hold it in your hand; I really want to be your scenery and see it in your eyes. Here; I really want to be your lover, keep it in your heart.

18. Fate; let me meet you; happiness: let me know you; happiness: let me get to know you; concern: let me miss you; message: I have to send it to you.

Nineteen. The peach blossoms are blooming in the wind, and a pair of lovers meet to watch. The mandarin ducks are playing in the river, the man and the woman are having fun, and the wine is not intoxicating. Because of the love in my heart, I wish all the lovers in the world Finally got married.

Twenty. Spring is "first love", summer is "passionate love", autumn is "twilight love", and winter is "crystal love". I fall in love with you "reluctantly", you are the "two-person turn" that haunts me! Summary: Love is not a monologue of one person, but the mutual presence of two people. I hope that in 2019, all the lovers in the world will finally get married and have children soon! Happy life...