Rich, bald and poisonous, looking for mussels by the water, two jokes in the joke collection Laughing to the Belly of the Ming Dynasty 0 10 "Q&A Record"

Dongpo's Q&A Record was written by Su Shichuan in Song Dynasty. * * * Twenty-seven. Eight of them are recorded in "Belling".

The following is compiled according to the photocopy of Clock Holding (collected by CADAL Digital Library).

Refer to Chen Jiru's "Secret of Baoyantang in Ming Dynasty" (Harvard Yanjing Library), Volume 57, Volume 1 Q&A Record.

"Dongpo Q&A Record" is actually a fake of Dongpo, a second-rate fan story, which is good as a joke.

The first one is "Wealth and Baldness" (Bao's title is Ling)

Dongpo and Fo Yin were drinking together, and Fo Yin said, "Please accept my order. If you are not rich, you will be rich, rich will be rich, rich will be rich, and rich will be rich. "

Seeing irony, Dongpo replied, "No poison, no baldness, no poison, no invasion, turning poison into baldness, baldness into poison, poison into baldness, and baldness into poison."

Lian Hao comments:

A stingy person is also stingy.

The Japanese also have a surname Yan Fu, which is quite strange to the author. If the poor are the same, it must be good.

"Not stingy, not rich, not rich, not stingy" and "rich, rich" all talk about the stingy of the rich. Although this pair of rappers are logically self-consistent. As said today, "If you have money, it will go bad, and if you go bad, you will have money." The same is true of the following "neither poisonous nor bald, neither bald nor poisonous".

"From poverty to wealth, from poison to baldness" means that people are fickle and vicious.

Fo Yin laughed at Dongpo as a cheapskate, and Dongpo naturally refuted Fo Yin as a vicious bald donkey. Such a story is hardly an anecdote, just like two children quarreling. At this time, Dongpo was demoted to Huangzhou because of Wutai poetry case, and his heart was naturally depressed. When he likes to drink with a wise man like Fo Yin, even if he is sarcastic, he will scold those North Korean villains.

"Don't come, don't go, don't go, turn around, turn around, come and go, come and go."

"Don't lose, don't lose, turn around, turn around, lose, lose, lose."

This kind of dialogue is appropriate.

The second book "Looking for mussels by the Water" (including the topic of ridicule)

One day, Dongpo took his family to visit the West Lake. Because he went to Lingyin, he saw Fo Yin in the blue sea and forgot his plane.

Poe replied, "I heard that there are small mussels with patterns, which are very cute." I want to get some pots and pools to relax, but I still hate it. "

Bo Chao said: "Fo Yin is looking for mussels to eat by the water." Fo Yin replied, "Zi Zhan took all his family aboard."

(The words "clam" and "home" are borrowed from each other. Poe hated it and walked away. There is no such sentence in the original text)

Lian Hao comments:

However, seeing Fo Yin in the water, he forgot his plane and had a good time. Dongpo first deliberately destroyed the atmosphere, and then laughed at Fo Yin.

The description of Dongpo's demeanor in the article is mocking, mocking and annoying, just like writing Su Dongpo as a villain. As can be seen from the inside, this is the custom of recording questions and answers, paving the way for so-called jokes, deliberately provoking the contradiction between the two people in the article, and portraying Dongpo and Fo Yin as sharp-tongued villains.

Looking for clams (sticks) to eat, saying that Fo Yin monks don't respect the rules and regulations, and scolding monks for beating them, is obviously looking for trouble. Take it home (cangue), expose Dongpo's old story, say Dongpo is discredited and guilty at this time, and let Dongpo take it home (cangue) to plead guilty.

No matter how good friends meet, you can't joke like this. If Dongpo and Fo Yin in the article were replaced by street hooligans, it would be similar. Think of it as a joke.

? On April 202 1 year 15, in the afternoon, Lian passed away.