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Idleness is also an idle fragrance series-Chapter 15

Chapter 15

"This time, my wife is angry."

In a shady green space, Lian Niang put a bowl of bird's nest on the low table in front of Zheng.

Zheng is holding a boy in the garden and patting him gently. Hearing this, he replied in a low voice, "This is the most feared thing of Kang Erlang's family. Originally, my wife was afraid that the second wife would bully the goldfinch. Unexpectedly, the second grandma changed her temperament as soon as she entered the door, which won her wife's favor.

My wife didn't let them go this time, but also wanted to tell them that there is no room for such an idea in this family, and no one can control the upside down wives. It seems that we have to take a long-term view to bring down Second Grandma. "Say that finish handed the sleeping Yi Gang lotus niang, carried to the room to sleep, but he took a bird's nest bowl stunned, until lotus niang come and call, only to find that the bird's nest in his hand is cold.

In the evening, the lark sat at the closed door, listening to Mo's mother's criticism of her family, trembling in her heart and regretting that she should not be so publicity. Nowadays, all my family members are brought back late at night, but I don't know how these people blame her, how the Kang family looks at her jokes, and how these people arrange her along the way ... The more I think about it, the more I regret it. When I think of Kang Yan in Jiashantang just now, I don't have much shelter for her. I don't feel more hatred for Lin Shu. I think it must be what the village woman said to brother Zechuan before she got started. It's just that if she makes a mistake now, I'm afraid there will be no place for her in this Bianjing city in the future.

Fang's mother knew that the lark was afraid, so she came to help her up and pulled her back to the back room and said, "Girl, don't listen, you are not afraid." When I turned around, I saw Yanwu hiding under the bookshelf and scolded, "You shameless little hoof, you don't know how to comfort the girl when she looks scared. Can you hide under that shelf and put a flower in your head? " Yan Wu didn't dare to answer, just rubbing against the lark with his flat mouth and rubbing against Jiashantang's newly red knee.

Fang's mother said to Bailing, "Don't worry, Miss, I have arranged these people with money and won't talk nonsense everywhere. I listened carefully just now. Mother Mo rewarded me and said that they had worked hard to send my aunt here. This Kang family will not lose face. " Hearing this, the lark nodded and said, "Now I am a member of the Kang family, and my face is the face of the Kang family ..." Fang's mother kept asking for help, so that the lark's heart gradually settled down.

In the main room, the lights are off, and one room is very quiet. The lark sat on the bed, and Fang's mother sat beside her, gently comforting her and rubbing her knees. There's a fire outside, and people are crowded, so we can't stop talking. But the goldfinch's heart gradually calmed down, and its hostility to Lin Shu was like wildfire, which was hard to put out.

In Bailuzhou, after Lin Shu was pulled back by Kang Yan, she was not allowed to copy the Women's Rules at night and pressed directly on the bed. He also sat on the bed, looking at a book in his hand. Knowing that the master had something to say, the maids in the room stepped up their efforts to make the bed and deliver water, so that Lin Shu and Kang Yan could both wash and dress before leaving.

Seeing that everyone in the room had retired, Lin Shu glanced at Kang Yan, who was turning over a book, and said, "My aunt just started out, and the general doesn't want to accompany her?" Kang Yan listened and sneered: "You want me to go. Who do you want to watch you in this room after I went today? " Lin Shu knew that Kang Yan was doing it for her, but she bowed her head and rubbed her arm uneasily. He thought of sleeping with Kang Yan before, which made her feel scared and wondered how to get rid of sex. Unexpectedly, Kang Yanxian said, "What do you feel every time you sleep with me?" Lin Shu looked at him in surprise and said slowly, "Huh?"

It turns out that when Kang Yan had sex with the goldfinch last night, the goldfinch was charming and tactful, but she was afraid of pain. Whenever Kang Yan moves bigger or faster, she cries and calls him pathetic. At the end of the evening, Kang Yan didn't feel happy at all, but the lark loved it tightly. This can't help but remind Kang Yan that Lin Shu, who often sleeps with him, has always been sad and unhappy. Could it be that she doesn't like sleeping with herself? So I couldn't help asking Yun Qi to find some boudoir secrets, trying to practice new skills, and also making Lin Shu no longer afraid of sleeping with himself.

Seeing Lin Shu's dumbfounded appearance, Kang Yan smiled and handed Lin Shu the album "Spring Maid" in his hand. Lin Shu took one look, immediately threw the book on his knee, and continued to look at Kang Yan dumbfounded. Who knows Kang Yan laughed: "This is embarrassing?" Lin Shu thought that he finally understood Kang Yan's intention, took a deep breath and said, "General, it's not that I don't share a room with you ..." Kang Yan interrupted her, "But you are really going to refuse me, aren't you?" Lin Shu was choked by him, and she looked down to avoid Kang Yan's eyes, but her eyes fell on the spring album. In the picture, men and women are intertwined, the clothes are lax, and the private parts are beautifully drawn, which makes people look at it without too many taboos, but has certain ornamental value.

Lin Shu picked up the album "Spring Maid" and muttered, "Why?" Kang Yan picked up Lin Shu's hand holding the album "Spring Boudoir", and the warm palm rubbed her cold hand and said, "You and I are husband and wife, how can sexual intercourse last long?" Then he put the atlas in Lin Shu's hand on the bed, pulled her to sit on the bed, and put down the curtains, and the two sat opposite each other.

Lin Shu knows what Kang Yan wants to do, but she really doesn't know how to react. She is neither ashamed nor expecting. She just let Kang Yan hold her hand and listen to him in a low voice: "You and I are husband and wife now, and I naturally hope that you are like me. If you don't like it, you will not only lose the joy of boudoir, but also hinder your heirs ... "Seeing her still has no reaction, Kang Yan simply said. Having said that, Lin Shu suddenly realized and simply said, "What does the general want?" Kang Yan is in distress situation.

That night, Lin Shu's ear only echoed with Kang Yan's whisper. He was very patient, asking Lin Shu's feelings from time to time, touching and distributing on her, and Lin Shu felt the joy of an affair for the first time. Lin Shu listened to him again and again.

"Feel ... I want you to feel ..."

"Is it comfortable here?"

"This will be uncomfortable? How about this ... "

Between bed and bed, Kang Yan provoked Chun Qing everywhere on Lin Shu, and only Lin Shu, who had been provoked, was full of itching, so that he had to play gong. As soon as I entered Hong Kong, I felt very charming, and only Kang Yan was allowed to put on a show.

Until the tide ebbed and the waves closed, Lin looked at Kang Yan, his mouth was still panting, and the feeling of limp and numb gradually faded, only to find himself holding Kang Yan's shoulder and twisting his limbs, just like the posture depicted in the spring album just now. Lin Shu immediately stopped and wanted to get up and tidy up, but was held down by Kang Yan. Seeing her embarrassment, Kang Yan only thought this expression was too cute and whispered, "Don't go yet, let me have a look." Lin Shu didn't dare to look at him again, just pushed him away to clean up the filth.

I don't know if I didn't sleep well the night before or if I was tired of sexual intercourse. Lin Shu slept a little more peacefully, but in my dream I seemed to see myself standing in a huge body hidden in the thick fog, with a cat squatting next to me. My body seems to be saying something to myself. When I want to hear you clearly, I fell asleep and opened my eyes.

Kang Yan has got up, and Cui's mother is serving him to get dressed. See you later, Lin Shu woke up, and her mouth couldn't help but smile gently: "Why don't you sleep more?" Lin Shu shook his head and asked, "Is the general going to have breakfast here?" Cui's mother replied, "The meal has been ordered. Grandma can eat when she is ready. " Lin Shu got up and washed.

At the dinner table, Kang Yan said calmly, "I just told Yun Qi to find some more albums, which will probably be delivered this afternoon." Lin Shu is picking rice. As soon as she heard this, three or two grains of rice suddenly choked Lin Shu, and a mouthful of rice almost came out of her mouth, coughing. Cui's mother immediately handed the tea, and Kang Yan also helped her with a smile. "Grandma, why are you in such a hurry? It's still early. " Lin Shu was already coughing up rice, but when he was short of breath, he choked again, and then he coughed even worse. Kang Yan thus contentedly finished this chicken fly a dog to jump breakfast, go out to court.

Lin Shu was out of breath and looked at Kang Yan's back with hatred. He called Beth and ordered, "If you see clouds rising in our house today, give me a feather duster!" "

After a night, the lark had to rest in Lin Shu's room, leaving her alone in the empty room. She was cold and lonely, so she waited at the door of the main house early in the morning. Seeing Kang Yan coming out of Egret Island in high spirits and walking briskly, his heart was shocked. Before he saw himself, he hid his figure under a tripod.

Yan Wu around him watched Kang Yan leave puzzled and asked Yun Jinque: "Isn't aunt waiting for the general to make amends?" Why is it gone again? Yunjinque looked at Bailuzhou indignantly and gnashed her teeth and said, "You see Brother Zechuan is full. I'm sure I'll still be slutty if I run into him like this. It's better to calm down and think these days ... He said to Yanwu, "These days, if three girls and grandma come to see me, they will all refuse, and I will go to the ancestral temple to serve my ancestors as usual. I can't believe this. I can't make money. "

Who knows, in the afternoon, suddenly a craftsman sent two plaques, saying that they were hung at the new aunt's house. When it was delivered, the lark saw a piece with the words "Xiubenju" written on it, and another piece with the words "De Rixin" written on it, saying that it was ordered by the general and hung on the door and the inner roof. As soon as Yunjinque saw the two plaques, she strengthened her attitude of keeping herself clean these days. She told Fang's mother not to talk to people more these days, pulled up the cigarette behind the door, closed the window and really figured it out.

When Kang Yan came back in the evening, I saw Yun Qi complaining to Kang Yan with a bitter face: "What did Sir Zhong say to Grandma? Today, I passed by my second wife's house, and Bess beat me up for no reason, saying that she did it on purpose. " Kang Yan smell speech actually burst out laughing, Yun Qi looked at Kang Yan laughing my head off, can not help but feel more wronged.

Until the evening when I returned to Egret Island, I saw a pile of burnt branches at the door. I don't know what this is for. When I entered the room, I saw Lin Shu sitting with his back to the door, one was Swallow Grass and the other was Beth, watching her writing at her desk and chanting:

"That woman is too lazy, jealous and eccentric. Lazy is arrogant, filial piety is declining; Jealousy is unforgettable and painful; If evil is deviant, it will be terrible and righteousness will be destroyed. Is a number of people, all the drawbacks and disasters ... "

Then Cao Yan asked, "Grandma, what does this mean?" Kang Yan heard Lin Shu say, "It's very simple. What I'm saying here is that only three things can lead to mistakes: laziness, jealousy and misconduct. The following words are about the consequences of laziness, jealousy and misconduct, which will lead to no peace at home. " Beth said, "Does that mean that once a woman disrespects her elders, is jealous and misbehaves, her home will be restless?"

Uncle Lin put down his pen and replied, "In fact, not only women, but also men. If the general doesn't respect his wife, her life will certainly be very difficult. If the general forbids me to talk to foreign men, or if I go one step further and say one more word, my life will definitely be hard. If the general drinks and gambles every day and stays in the brothel, he will definitely throw his reputation into the toilet and have long lost his official position. " Beth and Swallow Grass felt right and nodded.

After listening to this, Kang Yan couldn't help but come in and say, "I heard that Grandma doesn't know anything, and I don't want to misrepresent it." Who knows that as soon as Lin Shu heard Kang Yan's voice, he immediately put his hand over the paper he copied and began to complain: "Why does the general like listening to other people's corners so much?" Kang Yan saw Lin Shu clutching his handwriting, and was not in a hurry to see it. He just sat opposite her and looked at her hand. "Where are grandma's pens and inkstones?" Unexpectedly, Lin Shu covered his paper more tightly, prevaricated and speechless.

Kang Yan just thought she didn't have these things. Yun Qi came in, put down a suitcase and waved. Kang Yan said, "Look."

Lin Shu stood up suspiciously and opened the suitcase. There are two floors inside. The first floor is two long boxes with two sides. Song Yanmo, Beth and Swallow Grass opened the second floor and found an inkstone carved with lotus leaves. Lin Shu touched the texture of the inkstone and asked softly, "This is ..."

"Gee, the second grandma's Mo Bao is really amazing."