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Looking for classic quotes from "Tian Tian Shang Shang".

1. Ou Di: With so many grandchildren, how many confinements will it take after giving birth...

2. Wang Han: If I were the captain, I would ask someone to bring him a glass of water. , put a few sleeping pills in it!

Oudi: Yes, put another one...

3. Oudi: Our senior...he...he (wiping tears)...he graduated.

4. Odie: In addition to our big head, our Qian Feng is also good at allegro!

5. Wang Han: I found that age is really an insurmountable obstacle!

6. Wang Han: His wife accidentally gave birth to a child at your place~

Qian Feng: What do you mean by accident~

1. Nono: I just Over twenty years old.

Odie: His child has just turned twenty...

2. Playing with a machete in front of Guan Gong, and playing "Hey~hey~" in front of Michael

3. Odie: We are the "Hey Hey" harmony group!

4. Qian Feng: My wife...is everything going well?

5. Lin Baoyi: She gave birth to two.

Qian Feng: Two! ...Are they twins?

Lin Baoyi: No.

Qian Feng:? A twin?

Lin Baoyi: No.

Qian Feng: Not twins, not twins... what kind of twins are they?

Lin Baoyi: It’s the tires.

6. Fang Fang: Is the wound sutured?

Wang Han: I sewed it, but the thread at home is a bit short.

7. Fang Fang: I saw you eating quite a lot in the canteen today at noon.

Odie: Because it was all gone after he ate it.

8. Chen Ailian: Don’t get too close or you’ll get trapped.

Odie: Really? I'd love to be trapped by her.

Chen Ailian: It will strangle you.

Odie: I’m willing to do it.

9. Wang Han: I am Zhang Zhongjing, and I have operated on myself~

Wang Han: I am Zhang Zhongjing, and I have never operated on myself~~

10 , Wang Han: So what kind of advertising can our teeth do?

Odie: Let me take a look... Oh, before use!