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How hard did you work when you took the postgraduate entrance examination?

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A person's success in postgraduate entrance examination can be talked about in the past, which is a brilliant myth of suffering. I failed in the postgraduate entrance examination. Don't talk about my past sufferings. It's all jokes in other people's eyes.

I don't want to pretend that my success in the postgraduate entrance examination is due to luck. I have a showdown this time. I succeeded in taking the postgraduate entrance examination because I worked hard enough! Desperate enough

80 points in English is not luck. The word book was recited 8 times, and the real simulation question was brushed 200 times. 333 exam 135 is not luck. I spent 180 mornings and evenings alone in the library. It's not luck to get 120 in the second year of high school. I grit my teeth and use professional books over and over again, 1 1 times.

After I went ashore for postgraduate study, I could hardly study for half a year and was ill. After half a year, I gradually got better. Looking back now, what I studied hard in those years was completely useless at work. For example, English plummeted back to the junior high school level, and mathematics basically returned to the level of buying food in the market. Ha ha. But because of this graduate diploma, the company is good, the position is good and the income is good. Looking back, it was unbearable, but it was worth it.

I went ashore in World War II. Why World War II? Mainly stimulated.

I was an undergraduate in Wuhan in those years (I was discriminated against in those years, but now I have a good reputation). After graduation, I applied for a job and became a well-known enterprise in Beijing.

The interviewer asked me while looking through my resume, "Strange, how did you apply for an undergraduate degree?" Have you passed the postgraduate entrance examination? "

I said, "I passed the exam."

The interviewer said, "Then why don't you fill it in?"

I said "failure".

The interviewer is very angry. "Did you get in or not?"

I said, "I did, but I didn't."

The interviewer smiled and sent me out, saying only one word, "get out."

So World War II.

During World War I, I was brave and foolhardy. One build what did not build, hoping to hit a jujube. It is a blessing to be admitted, and there is no shortage of meat if you are not admitted. Looking for a job while reviewing, not hitting the south wall and not looking back, the favorite city, the yearning company and the attractive position basically require that the postgraduate entrance examination is the recruitment threshold. Head hanging beam, awl stab, start World War II.

Remember Jordan's famous saying? Have you ever seen Los Angeles at 4 a.m.?

In an interview, when a reporter asked Kobe why he was so powerful, Kobe smiled and asked back. At 4 o'clock in the morning, Los Angeles is still starry, sparsely populated and silent. Kobe's seriousness and enthusiasm for training have made countless people admire him. At four o'clock in the morning, Los Angeles is always a dark dome. Under the dome, Kobe gained a stronger physique and superb skills through training day after day and year after year, and became the king of a generation of basketball.

If a reporter asks me (unfortunately, there is no press conference to interview an unknown novice), I also want to pretend to answer. Have you seen Wuhan at six in the morning?

More than half a year before the postgraduate entrance examination, I started reading books every morning until 10: 30. I don't have any entertainment except going out to eat, and I don't even have an appointment to eat with my friends. The purpose of eating is not only to fill your stomach, but also to exercise your legs and feet.

At the beginning, more than 20 students in the class who were preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination gave up 15 students one after another. Only the five of us go it alone, quietly preparing for the exam. In fact, many people have worked hard when preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination, but in the end they can't stand the hard work of learning and the temptation of the outside world and gradually give up. Therefore, those who can persist have already outperformed 70% of their classmates.

I don't think the hard work of reading is too hard. Anyway, it is simply reciting, brushing questions, checking and reflecting repeatedly, and repeating it day after day. But that kind of anxiety and anxiety will become more and more serious as the exam approaches, which often makes me depressed, from arrogance to pessimism, from excitement to depression. Fortunately, my preparation period is only half a year. If I stay longer, I may be depressed and even have mental illness.

Let alone my own hard work. Anyway, I'm not the hardest among our classmates to prepare for the exam. Maybe my talent is better. The other four students work harder and harder than me.

Classmate 1: Girl, she is a rural child, and there are several brothers and sisters at home. She doesn't want to go back to her hometown for employment, but she wants to get rid of the environment in her hometown. She wants to go to Beijing, Guangzhou and Shenzhen, and it is difficult to find a high salary without a postgraduate diploma. Girls mature early, and their ideas are realistic. She devotes herself to the postgraduate entrance examination and then finds a good job, saves money to buy a house and get married, and bases herself on the big city, because she knows that she can't count on her brother at home. Once she was lovelorn, she cried and brushed the questions without delay. I went to comfort her, and she said she didn't have time to be sad now.

Classmate 2: This guy works harder than me. We all get up at 6 o'clock every day and go back to the dormitory at 10: 30 in the evening. It's just that this guy is stronger than me. I even turned off my phone and didn't play once. I have seen the papers he made, and they are all piled up under the bed. I still drag those papers out every week and pass through the sieve again, feeling almost evil.

Classmate 3: This guy gets up at 6: 30 every day, half an hour later than me, but this guy always reads books after 12 in the evening and has never seen him go to bed before 12. Of course, I seldom stay up until 12. The sun, moon and stars accompany me every day. I haven't played mobile phone, touched TV series or seen movies for a year. During the three-month sprint for the postgraduate entrance examination, this guy only took a shower once a week and didn't even bother to change his clothes. He smells indescribable all over.

Classmate 4: This female classmate has been working hard since her junior year. I remember that on the first day of next semester, she went to the library and occupied a corner position, sitting for more than a year. The girls' dormitory opens at 6 o'clock. She must be the first to go out to study. Eat breakfast while walking on the road, and go to the study room at 6: 30 to turn on the light and recite words. I don't go back to the dormitory during lunch break, and I have the least lunch. Until the library closes at night, for more than 200 days, every day, almost all robots. This person, who is also extremely self-disciplined after work, is developing best at present, but it has been difficult to find a suitable boyfriend.

In retrospect, sometimes people who really feel hard are really beautiful. Now I am in management, and I appreciate those who are serious, hardworking and devoted. Even if they are a little stupid, I think their future will not be bad. Hard-working people, although they have a certain degree, will not get bad grades. This is the basic paradise.