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There are some jokes, and the joke website is often updated, which is fresh and practical.

1. A joke contest was held for electrical appliances, stipulating that every electrical appliance should tell a joke, so that every audience at the scene would laugh, otherwise it would be caught and destroyed.

The washing machine was the first one to play. As soon as his joke was finished, the audience laughed and suddenly heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold." The washing machine was seized and destroyed.

Next is the smartest computer. As soon as his joke was finished, all the household appliances laughed. Suddenly he heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold." So the computer was also seized and destroyed.

The third place is the most humorous desk lamp. The desk lamp confidently finished the joke, and everyone fell to the ground laughing. Unexpectedly, the rice cooker said, "It's so cold."

Just when the desk lamp was about to be extinguished, the rice cooker stood up angrily and turned to the refrigerator sitting in the back and said, "I've had enough!" " Laugh when you laugh. Why is your mouth so big? I'm freezing! "

2. In the composition class, the teacher's name is Xiaogang. He usually likes to make small moves and has poor classroom discipline. "What is your ideal? Tell everyone. "

Xiaogang straightened his chest and replied, "I want to be an architect!" " "

The teacher asked with interest, "Why did you choose architecture?"

Xiaogang pointed to the rectangular classroom and said, "If I become an architect, I will turn the classroom into a circle." "Why?" The teacher is puzzled.

"You can't let me stand in the corner anymore!"