Please help me translate these cold jokes into English ~ ~

1. 1 After a group of great scientists died, they were playing hide-and-seek in heaven. It was Einstein's turn to be arrested. When he counted to 100, he opened his eyes and saw that all the people were hiding, except Newton.

Einstein said as he walked, "Newton, I hold you." Newton: "You didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "You're not Newton. Who are you?" Newton: "Look at what's under my feet." Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a floor tile with a width of one meter square, ruthless.

Newton: "This is a square meter under my feet. I stand on it in Newton/square meter, and you have Pascal." Pascal is so sad ...

2. The little white rabbit came to the bakery lively and asked, "Boss, do you have 100 buns?"

Boss: "I'm sorry, there aren't that many." . "The little white rabbit walked sadly.

The next day, the little white rabbit came to the bakery lively. "Boss, do you have 100 buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there is no such thing". . "The little white rabbit walked sadly.

On the third day, the white rabbit came to the bakery lively. "Boss, do you have 100 buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we ate 100 buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" "