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How did your boyfriend get you? Netizen: How to treat the misunderstanding of charging phone bills?
Netizen: I just met my boyfriend at a friend's party. The first impression is white and clean. A suit. It's not surprising, but it definitely belongs to Shuai Shuai. So I fell in love with him at first sight. Later, every time I went to dinner with my friends. I'm shy. Just have my friend call him. Sometimes I hint at him jokingly. Maybe it was a long time before he found out. Later, when I got familiar with it, I slowly came together. I feel very happy. It's just that sometimes he plays me. Like a child. Very cute. This has a certain connotation.
Netizen: I don't think it should be stingy to spend money chasing girlfriends. I met my wife for dinner for the first time (although the internship salary is only 900 yuan a month), but I went to a national chain restaurant Shaxian snack and had an egg fried rice. She didn't finish eating, so I ate what she didn't finish. I'm afraid to waste it. After getting married, I asked her what she liked about me. She said she didn't feel anything before eating it, but after eating it, she moved me.
Netizen: My daughter-in-law was called by my colleagues to help me chase her. She can't pursue an object. I just fell out of love for two months and want to find a girlfriend. I just met her one day. She was locked downstairs in the company and asked me to open the door. After opening the door, I kissed her in the stairwell and then we were together. Now the baby is almost one year old.
Netizen: After being introduced, WeChat chatted for several months. Never said anything ambiguous, met twice and didn't say anything. As the Spring Festival approached, he went back to his hometown for a holiday. 2. 14 He made an appointment with me early that day. But I was very busy that day and didn't close until after twelve o'clock. At ten o'clock, he asked the flower shop to send a bunch of roses. After work, I went to an appointment and went to a hot spring. One room per person. But I was too tired and had a headache that day, so I went in and took a bath and sent him a message saying that I would wait until he finished soaking. Then I went home soon. Later, I was asked to open only one room, and then I was done.
Netizen: My boyfriend is a pure liar. He called 1 confession in the middle of the night and fell asleep in a daze, knowing nothing. He has been, uh-huh, uh-huh, hoo-hoo ~ The next day, he said I promised to be refreshing. (hide your face and cry)
Netizen: My boyfriend is my junior two classmate. At that time, he joked that he would chase me, and I jokingly agreed. Then I made a joke and made a fake play. I am four months older than him. He is more mature than me and treats me well. He loves me very much and I love him very much. We have been together for nine years.
Netizen: The first time we met, in high-speed railway station, we talked about the clothes we were wearing on the phone. As soon as we turned around, a beautiful sunny boy came over with breakfast and smiled at me. Suddenly I feel like laughing, too. I don't know why.
Netizen: The phone bill is wrong. The phone bill was charged in those days, and after a while, 100 yuan was credited to the account. Later, she called me and said that the charge was wrong. I said I'd pay you back, and then I've been insisting on not paying you back ... Now my daughter is eight years old and my son is five years old, and she doesn't have two thousand yuan a year. What a retribution!
Netizen: At first, she took me for a walk. Later, she bought a 3-yuan hairpin for me to tie up her hair. Then she came to see me every night, and then I fought for her and her two daughters 14 years. This is the only way to keep fighting in my life. I feel that the hairpin is like the bait of a hooked fish.
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