Drunk funny stories

1. Flowers and wine are nothing more intoxicating than flowers. Flowers are beauties and wine is sorrow.

2. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

3. It’s going to snow, come and have a drink!

4. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink to the limit!

5. When drinking, speak grandly.

6. To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament your ignorance.

7. Anyway, if you drink too much, you won’t be taxed. It’s just like the two brothers are having a meeting.

8. The wine is the character, the bottle is the standard, and the wine glass is the trophy.

9. If the two brothers are really good, they will not be able to knock down eight out of ten bottles.

10. One cup of fragrance, two cups of cotton, three cups and four cups will rival the gods, five cups and six cups will cure insomnia! Good wine!

11. Drinking wine educates people, this person is the god of wine.

12. Drinking with a broken heart. Drinking hurts the lungs. In the end, you are heartless and lungless.

13. Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, can you have one less drink?

14. With your hair lying forward, you drink and drink.

15. Drink carefully and don’t get too drunk.

16. Don’t cry when the wind blows, or get drunk when you drink alcohol.

17. Wine is not about wine.

18. The wine cup must be full, and the flowers and branches will fall one after another. Mo Yan: Thirty is a young age, and one-third of a hundred years old.

19. Wine does not intoxicate people, people become intoxicated themselves.

20. A drunkard does not care about wine.

21. Don’t say anything, it’s all in the wine!

22. Life is like wine, whether you are awake or drunk, just smile calmly.

23. It looks like water, tastes spicy, makes you go crazy when you drink it, makes you stumble when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early.

24. Wine is a good thing, but you and I are not.

25. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

26. In ancient times, there were hundreds of poems written by Li Bai about drinking wine, but now there is a young man who drank wine and got wet all day long.