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The bad reviews on Taobao are killing me! 5 1 Joke www.5 1xhj.com 1, Bad Review of Wild Hazelnut [Details] Hazelnut shell is very hard. After eating this catty, my teeth are almost falling out. In order to increase the weight and charge more postage, I also stuffed a piece of broken iron into the box. Explanation: If you look at the iron carefully, will you find a screw in the middle? If you look down, there is a crack in the middle, and you have to separate it along this crack-this broken iron is a pliers for clamping hazelnut shells for you! 2. Item Name: Bad Review of Yida Chewing Gum [Details] I asked for chewing gum, but I got a piece of white stuff, which was too sweet to eat. 2006.04.04 16.56 explanation: my god, that's the white chocolate I gave you. Chewing gum is wrapped in the newspaper below. You won't throw it in the trash can, will you? Go and find it. 3. Item Name: * Earrings * Bird Earrings Comments [Details] Why didn't you respond to the rave reviews? Try to comment. Commentary: How did this happen? Hey, your computer can be upgraded: (very, very depressed) 4. Item Name: Crystal Ball Bad Review: The ball is quite good. Why don't you give me the bottom seat in the photo? Explanation: Wrong! That's my LG ashtray. 5, platinum-plated necklace *9 yuan ~ Comments My girlfriend's evaluation is "average" Explanation: You buy her a diamond ring to see! 6, alarm clock/bedside clock/round biscuit clock bad review [details] Because it is often fooled, there is no online shopping for a long time. I couldn't help buying this watch this time, and I was cheated again. What the hell are you doing? Explanation: Ma Lisan said, "I'm kidding!" " 7, item name: 500 grams of plum [details] How does a crisp plum become a plum? It's completely different from what I want. Description: It's probably been done for a long time. Just as delicious. 8, praise: the boss has a good sexual desire and the delivery is fast. If you want to buy, you must find such a seller. "Ha ha explanation: My elder sister, good reputation? Tiny difference, thousands of miles away! ! ! 9. swarovski crystal products praise: things are received. Very satisfied. One question: What's with the disposable lighter in the package? Is it for me? I don't smoke. Explanation: Shh, keep your voice down. Someone has been looking for it at home since afternoon. Just in time to help him quit smoking. I guess he accidentally dropped it while helping to pack. :) 10, favorable comments: I bought clothes in 39 yuan, but the price tag was 18! ! ! I feel a little sick. I wanted to give an evaluation, but I thought about it. Doing business is not easy. I have no other requirements, I hope the seller can give me a reasonable explanation ~ explanation: please read it carefully, that is $ 18, not RMB. 1 1, product name: personalized photo album production (the production cycle is about one week) Bad review "Details": received one week later, "I will wait until the flowers wither"-Jacky Cheung "explanation": completed one week later, "I cried to the Great Wall"-Meng Jiangnv 12, product name:. I'm thinking of you. I'm afraid you three will fight landlords, and you four will play mahjong. How can you go to the garden? 13, Product Name: Bad Review of Lottery Winning Collection "Details": The first page of the book didn't say "After reading this book, you won a million dollars! "Really? Why didn't I even win the final prize? Explanation: You certainly haven't read it carefully. The last page of the book reads: "If you want to realize a million dreams, you must do whatever it takes! ".Don't worry, your efforts will pay off, not without reporting, but without reporting! 14, product name: Korean super cute chewing gum/chewing gum "Details": Boss, your * * is really great! So cute, my friend wants it, too! "explanation": sweat! Well, I've never seen you face to face, so how can I be with you? If the word "glue" can't be typed, please add the word "incense" in front, because I'm afraid others will misunderstand what I do! 15, Product Name: Authentic American Pecan Review [Details]: Didn't you say Tong Yuan? Why do you still send shentong? "explanation": ah, that's enough! At that time, I thought you were reminding me not to write your name "Tong Yuan" wrong! 16, Product Name: Bad Review of Qingzui Buccal Tablets "Details": I heard an advertisement saying "Want to know the taste of kissing? "I'm curious to experience it, and it tastes more than sugar. Isn't this obvious? " Explain ":Little friend, you are underage, you should kiss your classmates. What does advertising have to do with me? Now I have tasted the unreasonable "bad review" of 17. Product name: Nike casual shorts 40 yuan [details]: There are serious quality problems. I only wore it for a week, and I accidentally farted that day, and my crotch broke! "explanation": who told you to put it down accidentally! Moreover, it is too cheap to compare with the genuine product, and the freight is 40 (fact). What do you want me to say 18, product name: the latest fashion bodybuilding underwear in Korea "details": it's completely different from what you introduced. Wearing such a big dress, my husband also said that I look out of proportion! "explanation": women should have a little opinion, isn't it good to be bigger? Don't let men master it at once! 19, product name: French fine rose bad review "Details": You lied to me, saying that five flowers represent "sincere appreciation", but I like that girl but call me "half-hearted"! Who told you to add three red ones and two white ones? Saying "I love you" and "alone" is romantic! Just like Zhang Ailing's Red Rose and White Rose. Can you not be half-hearted? 20. product: mobile phone buyer: boss, do you have any chocolate? Seller: Yes, Dove's, Di Chin Buyer: I mean the mobile phone! ! ! Seller: Oh, I didn't know I was selling a 2 1 mobile phone until you reminded me. I question the shopkeeper's bad review buyer: shopkeeper, why do you have so many bad reviews? Seller: Don't you think China is a country with many unjust, false and wrongful cases? Where there is injustice, there is resistance, and where there is resistance, there is sacrifice. 22. product: selling mobile phones buyer: I might as well buy a laptop seller for such an expensive mobile phone: yes, I imagine it would be cool for you to stand in a crowd and open your laptop and listen to the phone. 23. product: selling mobile phones buyer: anyone? Seller: Sorry, I only sell mobile phones! 24. product: selling mobile phone buyer: boss, is the quality of this mobile phone call good? Seller: Samsung is generally a good buyer: I have bought several mobile phones, and I can't hear what others are saying clearly. Seller: Oh Buyer: What do you recommend me to buy Seller: Hearing aid 25, about express delivery. . . . Buyer: Boss, we can't receive express delivery here. Is there any way to deliver it faster? Seller: You charter a plane and then drop 26. Comment: The mobile phone can't reply. It's my fault that your mobile phone can't reply. 27. Praise the buyer: things are very, very beautiful! The seller is very, very stupid to explain: 5555555 ~ ~ How can you say that about me? Very sad. . . 28, kua buyer: Brother, your bag is so strong! I took it apart for a long time! Explanation: Oh, I can't afford a girl without a strong bag! Otherwise, it will be said that the tape we saved is too stingy, haha! 29. Praise the buyer: 4 yuan paid for DD surface mail, but the seller posted the money from 5 yuan by courier, and personally made a long-distance call to ask what the spirit was! Communist spirit! Explanation: I ... really don't have time to go to the post office ... Khan 30, product name: Osman -—30g pearl moisturizing eye cream [details] How to return it? Explanation: Wrong. After the photo was taken, I didn't pay or deliver the goods. What about returning the goods? 3 1, buyer: sorry, JJ, some things have been delayed until now, which delayed your laying eggs! Seller: it doesn't matter ~ ~ laying eggs, I don't have that function to pinch buyers: haha, sorry I dialed the wrong number to place an order! Seller: Oh, I said I don't seem to have that function! 32. It should be asked if the boss has a physical store MM A: Boss, do you have a corpse shop? Cao: Sorry, Taobao doesn't allow people to sell that. 33. Buyer MM: Is the shopkeeper there? Seller: Yes, dear! ~ Buyer MM: Can you recommend some skin care products suitable for me? Seller: OK, what skin is MM? Buyer MM: I am a mixed bitch (Pinyin input method, haha) Seller: Khan 34 Buyer: Will you remarry soon? I can't wait for the seller MM: = = Buyer: Come on, I'll pay for it if you marry again. Seller MM: Stop dreaming! Ask my husband 35 first. Buyer: What about sexual ability? Seller:? Does it matter? Buyer: Sorry, there is another word. How is the product performance? Seller: I ... inn ... 36. Buyer: I want to buy you to help me have a son. Seller: Ah, what? Buyer: Oh, I don't know. I want to buy your jade brand-Buddha, bless me to have a son. Seller: Hehe. Sweating. . .