What are some funny and down-to-earth words that university teachers have said?

I was very lucky to have met such a teacher, the calculus teacher, in my first year of college. I am considered a special type of college, and it was also very bumpy.

I failed the college entrance examination and was a few points away from the second line. I was a candidate in Jiangxi and I didn’t want to repeat the exam. I was very stubborn at the time, so I chose Jiangxi University of Finance and Economics because I knew there was a college-to-bachelor program. Then I I really wanted to go to the University of Finance and Economics, so I applied. Unfortunately, I didn’t find out until the semester started that the freshman junior college program was not at the Mailu Campus of the University of Finance and Economics, but at the Nanchang Army Academy. I thought, what kind of school is this? A military academy, but there was nothing I could do. The conditions there are very poor. Fortunately, the campus is clean and tidy. There are many soldiers. After the military training, classes begin. The teachers who teach us are all teachers from the military school. I am a finance major. The military school also has finance? But the one who impressed me the most was the calculus teacher. The class was definitely not humorous as you think, it was humor amid seriousness. We didn’t dare to breathe in class, but he was indeed our favorite teacher. At that time, there were some collections of classic quotations on the Internet, and some of them are still used to make fun of us. For example, if you didn’t study today, would you be able to eat a bowl of rice? There is also a sentence that is a bit sarcastic. He describes the music people on campus as the kind who can carry a guitar, which means you farmers are engaged in art. But what he said was taught to us as an elder, and we all affectionately called him Father Xiao.

Compared with high school and junior high school teachers, college teachers have a better sense of humor, but my high school class teacher is also very humorous. The sentence that impressed me the most is, we have graduated from high school and are going to separate. He didn’t say anything serious and sincere, he was like this He told us: From now on, you will be like birds and beasts. What are these words? Isn't this a derogatory term? But he is such a person. He cherishes his feathers very much. He always hopes that we can have a good future and a bright future. It's a pity that I also disappointed her.