Summer vacation is very boring, so I want some very cold jokes. .

"Are you from Heze?"

"Yes...I am from Heze"

"Wow...it's so far away..."

p>

(Silence...)

"Is Heze liberated?"

"No, we all carry guns in class"

"Then the teacher didn't tell you?"

"The teacher brought a mortar"

"It's not that exaggerated!"

"You can come and try it! "

"You can speak ethnic minority languages~!"

"Well, I just learned it."

"Do you live in a cave?"

p>

"No, we live in the mountains."

"Deep mountains? Why are there tigers?"

"I don't know now, there were a few at my door just now"

"Ah! Aren't you afraid?"

"What are you afraid of? I raised it myself"

"Is Heze in Shandong Province?"

p>

"Yes! Heze is from Shandong Province."

"Where are your many braids?"

"I had to cut them off in order to go to college!"

p>

“Do you still eat raw meat?”

“Our boss invented drilling wood to make fire, and now we all eat barbecue.”

“Where are you from Heze? "Huh?"

"Beiguan"

"That's great. Next time I go to your place, I'll stay at your house."

< p>"...No problem, but my home is a bit far from Beiguan."

...How far is it?

"I don't know. It may take 0.1 days by train." "

"Then how do you go to school?"

"The school has a special car to pick you up"

"What car?"

"Very good? It's hard to say, sometimes tanks and sometimes armored vehicles"

"It must take a long time to arrive, right?"

"Get used to it, just leave half a year in advance!"

"You guys! Is there chaos there?”

“It’s not chaos. Fighting and killing are commonplace”

“………………!”

“Where are you? Is marriage among the Han people monogamous? "

"No, each of our men can have 10 wives."

"No~~~Then you are now. How many wives do you have?”

“I have 12 wives now, and I will marry three more after graduation.”

“I’m scared! 12 is not enough? I want to marry three more. Didn’t you say that every man can only marry ten?”

“Ten is not too many. I can marry as many as I want, because my father is the villager.” "Chang!"

"Are you going to burn incense at the martyrs' tombs during the Qingming Festival?"

"We don't have any martyrs' tombs here. I only go to burn incense to worship our ancestors." /p>

“Then when you worship your ancestors, you also burn paper money and set off firecrackers, right? "

"No, we all burn RMB, and we don't set off firecrackers. We all throw grenades down the mountain! "

"Does Heze have a phone number? ”

“There are no phones in Heze, so we can only use mobile phones. "

"Is the phone bill expensive? ”

“No need to pay phone bills, we launched 10 communication satellites ourselves! "

"Are you in an Internet cafe now? ”

“No, we don’t have an Internet cafe here. Each of us has a ‘notebook’, which we have been using since my grandfather’s grandfather. ”

“I heard that you Heze people also won many gold medals in the Olympic Games. "

"Yes, our people here use it to keep the keys. "

"Then the training there is very hard!"

"No, whoever has time here can go, there is no need for hard training, August 8, 2008 I didn't have time at that time, so I didn't go.

”

............................Niu B

“Are there many beauties there?”

“I don’t know how many. I haven’t seen anyone who is not beautiful until now”

“Ah... Then why don't you find me one?"

"Okay, next time you come to Heze first"... Heze people are just a legend... Now Heze people are number one in China...