Let's talk about the mood of holidays.

1, I want to be a man in my next life, and I don't need to have my period or have children.

2. Really, I really won the curse of menstruation in Xi 'an for four years. It's accurate every time

After such a long summer, the company gave out ice cream for the first time and met my aunt.

I feel that I am going to die. Fainting for the first time is like menstruating for the first time.

5. Try again on the brink of death. Le Monde is coming. I will never come to menstruation's house to drink iced milk again. It is enough to wake up in pain.

6. I finally took a bite of Qiao Lezi when I came to my period, and I really wanted to eat ice cream.

7. Menstruation in summer is a chronic suicide. I dare not try tampons. I cried.

It's as hot as a dog these days. It was even hotter when I entered the village yesterday, and I ate countless popsicles. It's really a sin to come to my period today.

9. I've had a really bad time recently, and I was very depressed before my period. There is also a lot of work. Very sad.

10, the first day of menstruation, I feel unable to move. It is uncomfortable to store water and sodium. I went to the toilet four times last night and arrived on time with the pain of hope. My heart is at ease.

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12, I am exhausted at the thought of having my period one day.

13, don't be too fragile when you come to your period. I always want to cry, and the time before I came was particularly sad.

14, as soon as I eat ice cream and drink iced coke, I can't break the spell of coming to my holiday. I have a hunch that I will die tomorrow.

15, don't come to the water park for a holiday! It will be fatal! Don't say that your period is late and your stomach still hurts! The kind that hurts when walking!

16, I forgot to have my period, and then I drank a large glass of bingguozhen, and now my stomach still hurts. I think I will definitely get Alzheimer's disease when I am old.

17, you can ask for leave aboveboard when you come to your period, and then you plan to stay in bed for one day.