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After that, will your husband help you wash your ass?

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? The first chapter is just a body double? The night is deep, autumn night, thin and cool moonlight, which makes people chilling.

Hyatt Regency is the most luxurious six-star hotel in a city. Tonight, I will charter a car in this hotel. The owner of the chartered hotel is a fearsome lean man who can call the shots all over the world.

Leng, dressed in a black suit, sat in a luxurious box with a cigarette between his slender white fingers, and the smoke from the kitchen rose, blurring his sight.

"Brother Leng, all the brothers had a good time today, but it's getting late." Next to him was a man with dark skin, heavy eyebrows and a loud voice.

"cold brother, I heard that Miss Qin is a well-known social butterfly. Men are countless. Aren't you afraid of suffering? " Another person also spoke.

Judging from the tone, both of them disapprove of this marriage, but there is nothing wrong with the hero himself, and these ordinary servants are just talking.

Some words, only dare to say after drinking.

"Qin Changchun owes me so much money, it can't be solved by sending his baby daughter." Cold Mu Chen said coldly.

"Eldest brother, you mean that Qin Changchun is deliberately stalling for time, so the daughter of the Qin family is too valuable?" This time is ling's right-hand man.

Cold Mu Chen still cold face smoking a cigarette. "You look at Qin Changchun, I want him to die!"

"Brother Leng, at night, do you have to make your sister-in-law wish she were dead?" The smile on the man's face is only heard of the Eye of Qin Family before, and not many people have seen it.

"cold brother, I heard that she is enchanting and charming, and her figure is even more * * *, which is absolutely unusual."

Men sitting around the sofa, one after another, come and go.

And the face of a charming woman standing on the right side of cold Mu Chen is not very good.

"You've said enough!" At last, she growled.

"Our Miss Anna is angry." Everybody can see that Miss Anna, who followed Leng Mu Chen through life and death, has special feelings for him.

Of course, the relationship between two people is not ordinary. Apart from intimacy, she has never been able to become a formal cold wife, but she was robbed by a woman.

"angry?" Cold Mu Chen stubbed out his cigarette and raised his eyes slightly. There is no smile between the eyebrows and eyes, but the lips are faintly reminded.

"Cold brother." Anna just called him. She knows who she is. Even though she is closely related to him, she abides by her duties and never oversteps them.

"Brother Leng, do you want to take your new sister-in-law out and let the brothers have an eye addiction?" A man began to propose, and then there was an answer.

Leng Mu Chen picked up the glass gracefully, drank up the liquor in the glass in one gulp, and nodded at several invisible places.

In another luxurious presidential suite, a face of exquisite makeup and a luxurious wedding dress specially customized from Paris, France, today is her wedding, but it will be her wedding without any relatives attending. She just signed a piece of paper and lost her life.

Despite Qian Qian's absolute unwillingness in her heart, she turned into a body double, a nominally elder sister, and married the demon Leng Mu Chen in the world for that kindness.

The whole person curled up in the corner and trembled. She just graduated from high school and is only eighteen. And the man who is ten years older than her is still afraid even in the room where the lights are so bright that she doesn't want to look again.

I'm scared, but she has no choice.

She hasn't eaten all day, and now everything is spinning around. There is no food in the room except wine bottles and glasses on the coffee table. She is a teetotaler girl and a good student in the eyes of the teacher.

And she knew that when she promised to be body double, everything was far away from her, and she could only take it one step at a time.

Just when she was hungry, her pink lips, originally painted with lip gloss, became dry. She bit her lower lip to sober herself up and waited for the terrible man.

With a bang, the door was opened heavily. Instead of today's heroes, two rude men came in.

"Sister-in-law, please welcome brother Leng." Tone also with you're welcome, sister-in-law two words also have no respect.

"Where are you taking me?" Qin Yaying shrank into the corner again.

But as soon as the voice fell, the two men pulled her up without tenderness and held the bride who wanted to struggle to leave.

All Qin Yaying's struggles and resistance were in vain.

"ah!" Qin Yaying didn't see the situation clearly, but he was heavily thrown to the ground. Although the floor was carpeted, she was injured by the collision.

"Qin Yalin, look up!" Cold Mu Chen's voice is not high or low, but it has a powerful deterrent.

Yes! Qin Yalin, she is Qin Yalin now, not Qin Yaling.

But she dare not look up, maybe she will be recognized, she is fake, then she will die!

Zazie Hoko

? The second chapter is a hypocritical woman? "Qin Yalin, are you playing innocent with me?" Cold Mu Chen still sitting on the sofa, a face of carefree.

"Do you dare not listen to cold brother?" A rude voice came into her ear, and the next second, her chin was lifted, and the whole room saw her clearly. She also saw the man sitting in the middle position.

It's him! Her husband turned out to be him.

"cold brother, I didn't think this bitch is pretty. No wonder there are so many men. "

It's really beautiful, with delicate facial features. She has a pair of bright eyes like black pearls under her thin eyebrows. Qiao Ting has red lips under her nose, but it's bloodshot. She bit her.

White skin, graceful collarbone, a white wedding dress with a tube top, looming on his chest, made his eyes deep.

This beauty really gives her the capital to mix with men. As long as it is a man, her casual eyes can hook people.

"Are you afraid?" Leng got up from the sofa and stood in front of her, looking down at her.

Afraid. She's scared.

"talk! Don't tell me you are dumb! " He was angry and shouted at her.

"I, I ..." She called me twice, but nothing happened to me.

"I heard that Miss Qin has always read countless people. Why are you afraid today? " Cold hate pretentious women, hypocritical women! Especially this woman in front of me! If he hadn't heard of Mr. Qin, he might really have been cheated in front of her.

"cold brother, such a woman, only by giving some color to see see, will be chastened and dare not cuckold you." A man said, a face of disdain.

"I didn't! I won't! " Qin Yaying finally spoke.

"It had better be so! Otherwise, the Qin family will not live alone! " Leng Muchen warned in a cold voice.

"Good good, are scattered! Don't spoil big brother's fun. " Although it was a wedding without ceremony, she just signed it, but she sold her life.

Everyone left the room when they received the cold eyes. There were only two of them left in the originally lively room, except for the smell of smoke and wine.

"Get up!" Leng Mu Chen continued to sit on the sofa, his long legs folded gracefully.

Despite the pain, Qin Yaying managed to stand firm. Her wedding dress is a bit heavy and her tail is a bit long. Her hand pulled tightly on the skirt, revealing the white high heels on her feet.

"Sit here." Mu Chen looked at her coldly. How was the night when she kept it open affected?

Hardly had she sat down when a cigarette was handed to her mouth. I can't smoke. She whispered.

No? Miss Qin in other people's mouths is not such a good woman.

In less than three seconds, a glass of hard liquor was handed to her. "Drink it!" "

"I don't drink." Qin Yaying continued to refuse. She was afraid that this glass of white wine would go down and she fainted directly.

No? Don't let her through this gesture this time. She held her cheek in her big hand and poured the spirits from the glass into her mouth.

Ahem, Qin Yaying kept coughing, and this wine made her cry.

"Qin Yalin, you really showed me a big joke." Cold Mu Chen laughed aloud, but that kind of smile still startled Qin Yaying.

"From today on, you are the cold wife. This title is not something that ordinary people want to have. " Cold Mu Chen means telling her not to be ungrateful.

I-I didn't volunteer. She said in her heart.

Mrs. leng? She is not rare at all. She just wants to go to school in peace. She just wanted to wait for her beloved Yi Feng brother to come back, but all her dreams were dashed.

"Why? Are you still unhappy? " LengMuChen looked at her eyes don't want to, "too loyal, open miss qin home, what kind of man do you want? Huh? "

Qin Yaying sipped her lips and didn't speak. In fact, it's not that she doesn't want to talk, but the acid in her stomach is coming back. She covered her mouth and saw a glass of water on the table, trying to suppress the discomfort in her stomach.

She picked up the cup and gulped it down, but before she swallowed it, she just puked it all out. It's not water at all, it's white wine.

"So you like to drink white wine." Cold Mu Chen looked at her like that. What do you think of people who can't drink? It's either too fake or too fake.

"No, it's not, I ..." I just threw up on the sofa, didn't eat anything, and even spit out the sour water.

Leng Muchen buckled her shoulder with one hand, picked her up and threw her directly into the big bed in the box.

Qin Yaying, who had just vomited seven meat and eight vegetables, hit her head on the bedside table, and her forehead immediately became red and swollen, and her head became more dizzy, and her eyebrows were locked more tightly with pain.

And cold just looks on coldly, without any passion, and keeps a sharp eye on the woman in front of her. The pure white wedding dress makes her fair skin whiter. He never lacks women, so he will respond to this woman in front of him.

Zazie Hoko

? Chapter III Misappropriation of Public Funds? Qin Yaying looked at Mu Chen standing on the edge of the bed. She subconsciously pulled up the soft quilt on the bed and wrapped herself tightly.

"So many people touched the body, it is necessary to cover? Or you, Miss Qin, who are you going to leave your virginity to? " His tone is sarcastic.

She's trying to keep her innocence? Is it possible for her to. This man is in front of her, and she is afraid.

"Who is this childe? Huh? " LengMuChen sneer, long arm propped up on the bed, close to her, "starting today, you are my cold someone's wife, why? Don't want to fulfill your wife's obligations? " Cold eyes staring at the new wife curled up in front of the bed.

"I don't want it!" She suppressed these two words for a long time, knowing that it was useless and knowing that what she did was useless.

"I just bought you with money. Do you still have a choice? " Leng tore open the quilt, she was shaking?

She's scared? The more she is like this, the less he can let her go easily.

The next second, his hand clasped her wrist and she fell into his arms. A pair of iron arms stretched across her, and the zipper behind the wedding dress slammed to the end.

"Let me go!" Qin Yaying's slender arm stands in front of her, but she can't cover it.

LengMuChen light pick heavy eyebrows, "let go? Today is our wedding day. Do you think I can't, or something else? "

He tore off the tie around his neck, raised her arm above his head and circled several times, and her hand was firmly fixed.

"You, you ... Mr. Leng, can you leave me alone?" Qin Yaying felt that her eyes suddenly brightened and a sense of humiliation spread to her heart.

"Qin Yalin, are you kidding? Pretending to be reserved? " The next second, he looked at her whiter body in the light. No wonder so many men covet this body.

Under his stalwart body, there is no foreplay and no tenderness.

"Pain ..." Qin Yaying doesn't even have any retreat. She is still in pain except pain.

Leng Mu Chen didn't stop until she vented her anger, and then she quit without nostalgia. She looked at the red on the white sheets, as charming as a poppy. "How much did it cost to make this film?"

Qin Yaying only feels weak. No matter what she says, he won't believe it, but isn't her purpose just to reassure Leng and identify her as Qin Yalin?

How did she deny it? It is even more impossible for her to admit her identity.

"Get out of here! Get out of this room! " Cold Mu Chen spoke and went into the bathroom. He specially prepared two rooms. This woman is not qualified to share a bed with him. He just wanted to humiliate her.

Qin Yaying pulled up a thin blanket and covered herself. The whole person dragged her tired body back to the room where she had stayed.

All night, she didn't close her eyes, so she squatted by the bed and looked out of the window with wide eyes. Does she have to face this life every day?

Humiliated by a man who has no love at all, she has lost her innocent body. In fact, she has nothing to lose.

The door was opened with a bang, and Leng Mu Chen appeared in the room, with a medicine bottle in her hand, slamming on her. "Take the medicine." If he doesn't allow it, he won't let her have children, let alone a woman from the Qin family.

Although Qin Yaying is a beginner, she knows what medicine it is, contraception! This is necessary. She must go to school and go on with her life.

Leng squatted in front of her and looked at her bare bruises, which he left last night.

"You can't get pregnant without my permission. For the sake of Qin family stability for a few days, you still listen to me! " He opened the medicine bottle, poured out a white tablet and threw it directly into her mouth. There was no boiled water, so he swallowed it directly.

Qin Yaying almost didn't choke on this pill. She coughed a few times and then swallowed it with difficulty.

"Pack your things and come with me." Leng Mu Chen sat down on the sofa, his legs crossed, pulled out a cigarette and smoked gracefully.

Qin Yaying stood up with difficulty. "Well, I have no clothes."

Unlike Qin Yalin, she has endless brand-name clothes. She has only a few simple clothes at school. Now, she can't go out like this!

"Cold wife, you married me. Do you want any clothes? " It's Qin Yalin. On the second day of her marriage, she spoke.

Such Qin Yalin is the truest of her!

Within ten minutes of his phone call, many brand-name clothes were sent up.

Qin Yaying looked at all kinds of clothes and soft fabrics in front of her and couldn't put it down, but she was definitely not an insatiable person.

Finally, she only picked out a white conservative dress and went into the bathroom.

Zazie Hoko

? The fourth chapter is not the time for Mrs. Leng to enjoy happiness? As soon as Qin Yaying got dressed and walked out of the bathroom, she saw that Leng just gave her a cold look. Without saying a word, she got up and walked out, and she obediently followed. ||

Along the way, in the silver Bentley, the atmosphere was frozen to the extreme, so that Qin Yaying could only look out of the window and the whole person shrank in the corner of the car.

Wherever he is, she always feels a cold feeling, which makes her whole body cold and can't help shivering.

An hour later, the car stopped at the most luxurious villa area in a city. The villas here are elegant in environment and exquisite in pattern. Only cold can have thousands of villas here.

The car pulled into the garage and just stopped when a cold voice said, "Get off!"

Qin Yaying used to live in the Qin family. Although it is also a luxury villa, it can't be compared with here. She followed the cold timidly and followed suit.

"Lengshao, you are back." The housekeeper, Fobo, greeted him and glanced at the beautiful woman behind Leng Mu Chen, but said nothing.

He Sao sent coffee, "Lengshao, your coffee." This is a long-standing habit of Leng, and the servants are very active and conscious.

Cold Mu Chen carries a delicate and precious coffee cup, full of fragrance, which is his favorite, Jamaican top coffee bean.

Qin Yaying, however, just stood by nervously, always feeling out of place here, but she can't escape, can't she?

Suddenly, with a bang, the coffee cup fell to the ground and broke into pieces. "It's cold!" "Sister-in-law to pick up at once, but he waved and stopped her.

"You, come here and clean up here!" Leng pointed to Qin Yaying.

Qin Yaying, cold who also didn't react immediately.

"Miss Qin home big, cold wife, why? Unhappy? " Cold Mu Chen sneer at a way.

Even if you don't want to! She also had to quit, what's more, she had never done these things in the Qin family before.

It's natural for her.

Qin Yaying bent down and knelt down, picked up the broken porcelain pieces one by one, threw them into the trash can, and took the rag in He Sao's hand to wipe the clean floor. His eyes, shiny leather shoes on his feet were also splashed with coffee stains, and the paper towels on the coffee table were smoked and wiped carefully.

What she fears most is that he is unhappy. Kick her. She will be careful again.

But if a man wants to play tricks on a woman, especially a woman he doesn't care about, he will never show mercy.

Staring at her, would Qin Yalin be so wronged? This is beyond his expectation.

Suddenly put the foot back, Qin Yaying looked up at him. Is he not satisfied?

A big hand clenched her chin. "Starting today, stay here honestly and don't walk out of here without my permission. Besides, everything here should be taken good care of, do you hear? " He made it very clear.

She also knew that she was not entertaining herself as Mrs. Leng, but came here as a servant.

"I will." Qin Yaying nodded.

"It's good to know!" He stood up and left.

"Wait, wait!" Qin Yaying saw that he seemed to be leaving, and she quickly stopped him.

Cold Mu Chen stopped. "If you don't understand, ask Fu Bo or He Sao." He didn't want to talk nonsense with her.

"No, it isn't!" Qin Yaying took his hand. "I will do whatever you want me to do, but I want to go to school."

School? Cold Mu Chen is like hearing a big joke. "Do you want to go to school? Did I hear you wrong? "

"Open miss qin home, what do you want, still need it to be in school? Moreover, in my impression, Teacher Qin is not a good student? " Mu Chen laughed coldly.

Qin Yaying doesn't know how to speak. For Qin Yalin, nothing is needed, but she is different. She wants to be self-reliant and has dreams for the future.

"Leave me alone!" Leng kicked her directly and turned and walked towards the second floor.

"Cold, Mr. Cold." Qin Yaying can't just do this! She tried to go forward, but she was stopped by He Sao. "You can't go up!" You can't go to the second floor without permission!

"no!" Qin Yaying can do anything, but she has to go to school! How much effort and effort did she put into getting into college? How could she give up the tuition she earned by working all summer?

When Leng turned around, he saw Qin Yaying who broke into the room. "Who allowed you to go upstairs!"

Qin Yaying didn't feel reckless. The man in front of him is shirtless, and the belt around his waist has just been untied. Looking at the man's body, she blushed and turned around at once.

Cold Mu Chen saw that she didn't speak. When she pulled the belt, her black trousers also fell to the ground.

"Get out!" Cold see Qin Yaying still standing at the door of the room, shouted at her.

"Cold, Mr. Cold." Qin Yaying turned around, but just stared at the ground. She dare not look directly at the man in front of her, especially this man.

Zazie Hoko

? Chapter V Guarantee? Leng Mu Chen gathered her eyes and walked up to her. "Don't you have the courage? Are you afraid? "

"I, I have something to ask you. //"Qin Yaying low head, said quietly.

"If you want to go to school, forget it." Leng never dreamed that Qin Yalin would go to school. She just took the opportunity to hang out.

Qin Yaying froze in place. Can't she go to school again? She just went to college. Will she give up?

Leng went into the bathroom and took a bath. When she saw her, she was still standing at the door. Are you stubborn to him?

Qin Yaying pursed her mouth and turned to walk downstairs.

"Wait!" LengMuChen openings stopped her.

Qin Yaying turned her head and looked at sitting on the sofa, lit a cigarette and smoked, giving her the illusion that he had never spoken just now.

Neither of them spoke until he burned out a cigarette. Qin Yaying looked at him with some fear, some fear, last night was like a nightmare. She is going to run away.

"Is that all you have?" Cold Mu Chen turned around and said slowly, his silence stopped her.

Qin Yaying walked up to him. "Do you agree?"

Leng stood up, walked up to her, stretched out his hand and raised her chin, let her and his eyes relative, "how many lovers are waiting for you outside? So you can't wait to get out? Huh? " The voice is cold and every word is questioned.

"no! I really go to school, really! " Qin Yaying's explanation and assurance, even if she is weak, she will try.

Qin Yalin's style, she also knows that she married this man for Qin Yalin, in order to keep the Qin family, in order to keep her adoptive father Qin Changchun.

In order to repay kindness, everything she is doing now is to repay kindness, but she can't live without herself.

"You know I hate being cheated." Leng Mu Chen talked about his preconditions.

Qin Yaying nodded blankly. She won't lie to him.

"If I know you lied to me, you should know what the price is!" Leng wants to see how Qin Yalin really wants to cheat. How to show him one good play after another?

"Well, I only go to school. I'm not going anywhere! " She promised him, but she couldn't go to work again, and tuition would be a problem in the future.

Cold Mu Chen looked at her. "Go downstairs first!" He doesn't like being put on the second floor by a woman as dirty as her.

Qin Yaying nodded. "Thank you, Mr. Leng." She is aloof and never exceeds half a point.

There is no difference between the Qin family and the cold family. Abandoning her parents doomed her to be lonely all her life, and she could only realize her dreams on her own.

Cold Mu Chen didn't speak, just gave her a cold look and watched her disappear in the doorway.

Qin Yaying was arranged in a small room on the first floor. It's not very big, only a bed and a table, but facing south, the light is very good, and the big window makes her like it very much. Compared with the Qin family, it is much better here. She lost her virginity and freedom.

"Miss Qin, my husband has confessed. You can stay in your room without his orders in the future. Come to me if you have anything. " What did my sister-in-law say to her?

"He Sao, thank you." Qin Yaying stood in the room, staring blankly. All her things are still at Qin's house, and some things are at school. She should go shopping.

However, she couldn't get out.

Not for a while, He Sao took in a set of daily necessities, and Qin Yaying looked at what was in front of her, only to be reassured. Will she live in this villa?

Qin Yaying took the initiative to go to the kitchen for help, making He Sao look at others with new eyes. I heard that Mr. Wang was going to marry a spoiled and overbearing lady, but in front of her, apart from her elegant temperament, I can't see any spoiled and overbearing, and it's not unreasonable.

He Sao saw Qin Yaying skillfully washing and cutting vegetables. "Teacher Qin, can you still cook?"

"Well, I can only cook a few simple home-cooked dishes." Qin Yaying has to do everything herself in the Qin family, and she has learned a little from the servants herself.

"Will you prepare that gentleman's lunch?" Sister-in-law turned to look at her. Although I saw her at first, I thought she was just a daughter, a big lady who could do nothing but lose her temper, but she could see that Qin Yaying was not that kind of person.

Qin Yaying gave a hand to wash vegetables. "Will Mr. Leng be angry?" She is afraid of him and doesn't want to make him promise to go to school because of her lunch.

"No, sir. He usually doesn't talk much. He looks fierce. In fact, he is easy to get along with. Besides, sir, he is not too picky about food. " He has been in this villa for many years, and Mr. He knows his temperament very well.

He's not too fierce, is he? But when she looked at him, she felt that she would tremble all over. And she never thought that man was easy to get along with.

He was cold, and one look directly made her fall into the ice and snow.

However, as long as he doesn't deliberately embarrass himself, she will keep her duty and stay here with peace of mind. He is him. Because she is the wife he paid for.

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