Selected 74 funny quotes about being drunk on Douyin

1. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

2. Up to now, I hate drinking the most, and I hate the false promises you make after drinking.

3. Expectation is like being drunk and unable to realize the happiness in a dream. Time cannot dilute the wine of love, and distance cannot pull away the hand of longing.

4. For small ones, touch along the wall; for big ones, drag along the floor.

5. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. Many people who drink know this method, but few do it.

6. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and you will be worried tomorrow.

7. One cannot live without alcohol in the world of rivers and lakes. How can one live in the world of rivers and lakes without getting high?

8. Well, the first time I smoked, it was a little choking; the first time I drank, it was a little spicy; the first time I loved someone, it was a little hurt. This smoke, this wine, this person is unforgettable.

9. Drink as much as you can.

10. When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine.

11. I went drinking that night. I really wanted to get drunk and listen to who else was in my heart. Unfortunately, I didn’t get drunk after a thousand drinks that night. When I got home, I fell on the bed and shed tears. Okay, I admit that I Miss him.

12. I plan to get drunk on the madness. Singing to wine, strong music is still tasteless. The belt becomes wider and wider, but I don't regret it anymore. I feel haggard because of the beauty.

13. A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a woman who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

14. A cup of dirty wine can bring you thousands of miles, but you will have no plan to return home before you stop.

15. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After I got drunk, I realized that I didn’t remember the person beside me, but that the wine soaked all over my body, from the bottom of my heart, and only entered my heart.

16. What I drank was not wine, but loneliness.

17. The disciples of Jinling came to see each other off, and everyone had a drink if they wanted to do it or not.

18. Looking for a reason to get drunk will leave my heart full of wounds.

19. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a pot of two pots.

20. Wine is an inspiration and emotional catalyst. It is said that this man drank in front of the moon and wrote hundreds of poems about drinking.

21. There are no clouds in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

22. It was my cousin’s birthday last night. Four people drank 12 bottles of Erguotou Red Bull and fell unconscious. I couldn’t drink in the first place, and ended up vomiting in confusion.

23. I only have loneliness and wine: I don’t blame him if he doesn’t come with me.

24. I have been brave for too long and decided to live for you alone.

25. Even if I drink alone, I will never look for you again. Those deep loves that I have no time to express will be whispered to the wind. You should be happy. I will accompany you here!

26. If your feelings are iron or not, then you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, if you are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

27. Today and tomorrow, this night is the light of candles.

28. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said that my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

29. If you can’t drink the morning porridge, please fill up the late night wine.

30. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband.

31. If you don’t want people to know, you have to toast.

32. The years are still long. If you are kind-hearted, there will eventually be someone who will accompany you on horseback, drinking and traveling around.

33. When I was a child, I thought wine was very bitter, and I didn’t understand why adults liked drinking it so much. When I grew up, I realized that wine was really much sweeter than life.

34. The person who drinks with you is not necessarily a friend. The person who takes you home when you are drunk is a true friend.

35. It’s easy to get drunk with a few friends, but it doesn’t matter if you get drunk alone. I don’t know if this is self-deprecation or comfort.

36. We will travel together forever, and we will meet each other in Miao Yunhan. The play asks about the old man Weng Cen Shen of Huamen Restaurant who still sells wine at seventy. There are thousands of pots and jars of flowers at the door.

37. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

38. Come here, beauties with red wine, the aroma of wine brings endless intoxication, it doesn’t matter whether you are drunk or not.

39. Since we can’t stay together, let the emotion stay in our hearts and memories.

40. The luminous cup of grape wine reminds you immediately if you want to drink Pipa. Don't laugh when you are lying drunk on the battlefield. How many people have fought in ancient times?

41. The greatest sorrow is: I only rejoice in the cup, but I am ignorant.

42. Before drinking, I belong to the world. After drinking, the world belongs to me.

43. Girls who smoke, drink, and have tattoos have a story that they don’t want to mention.

44. Before the song ends, people have dispersed; before the wine is drunk, the heart has been broken.

45. A person who is not a good drinker drinks mostly to vent, but a good drinker like me stops drinking to bury certain things deep in my heart.

46. Drunk can relieve a thousand sorrows. Only when you are drunk can you know love. When you are sad or unhappy, you always think, get drunk and forget about it, but after you get drunk, the whole world becomes blurry, but you become clear.

47. The moon is about to be shadowed for a while, and the fun must wait until spring.

48. One person cries and the other laughs. Drink alone and make trouble alone.

49. She always cries when drinking, saying that she is a loser without you.

50. I am very strong, so strong that you really think that I don’t need to rely on, that I will never cry and will only laugh.

51. Great circulation of commodity economy, openness and invigoration.

52. During this period of time when I have not forgotten you, I will never drink alone again. I am afraid that I will not be able to control myself and call you again, causing you so-called annoyance.

53. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

54. The wine can only be drunk one after another, and the heart can only be drunk again and again.

55. If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in this world in vain.

56. It looks like water, tastes spicy, causes ghosts when you drink it, stumbles your legs when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early.

57. Use alcohol to numb yourself until the wound no longer hurts. No matter how pure the alcohol is, it can't numb my love for you.

58. I don’t like the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk.

59. A person can walk, drink, read, and travel far; but drinking tea alone is rare. If one drinks alcohol, it may be due to boredom; while if the other drinks tea, it may be a state of mind.

60. I am so worried that I can’t get drunk. Before the wine arrives, tears first come.

61. Don’t drink alone, it will hurt your stomach. Don’t smoke alone, it will hurt your lungs. Don’t wait for him anymore, it will hurt your heart.

62. The young man has left home and the boss is coming back. I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this cup.

63. Fighting for the upper reaches, and then further upstream, it is worthy of being the best in China, and Shuanggou is praised by the whole world.

64. You don’t need to drink, just looking at flowers will be intoxicating.

65. I want to drink because I won’t think of you when I’m drunk. But I don’t dare to get drunk because when I’m drunk, all my words will be about you.

66. As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be regarded as wine.

67. Drinking alone is not lonely. Drinking and missing someone alone is lonely.

68. Enjoy the freeze of time, and look for the once sweet moisture and tenderness in the swaying glass of red wine.

69. I said that I would drink until I was drunk and love my lover to the point of love, but you drank until you vomited and fell in love until you broke up.

70. Use alcohol to numb yourself until the wound no longer hurts. No matter how pure the alcohol is, it can't numb my love for you.

71. Difficulty and bitterness make people hate the frost on their temples, and the wine glass becomes muddy when they are depressed.

72. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too little, and you can drink without speculation.

73. Sometimes, I don’t expect someone who knows how to drink to drink with me. If there is someone who can accompany me, even without saying a word.

74. I learned to drink when I was alone, and I learned to smoke when I was alone. Slowly I became bad.