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Who are the crazy people who spit cakes?
I once saw a joke about Wu Lei, which goes like this: Wu Lei dropped his knife in the river when he was crossing the river. When these river gods came out, he asked Wu Lei , did you drop a gold knife or a silver knife? Wu Lei said: What I dropped was a single sword!
In the picture below, Wu Lei fell to the ground and shot. Unfortunately, he was so anxious that he spit out the cake in his mouth!
This is a long shot. In fact, if he can stop the ball and adjust the angle before hitting the goal without being so anxious about the ball, there is still a possibility of scoring!
This is the ball that Oscar fed to Wu Lei. He faced the goalkeeper and missed the ball again. Can't you have some aim with your feet? Oscar is probably depressed too! It’s really a ball king who can’t be helped up!
Of course, in addition to Wu Lei, who is a cake-spitting maniac, another person is also, he is Cavani,
He once lost four single-handed goals in a game , the luck is really on my back! The following ball was shot by him in the 34th minute. After passing the goalkeeper, he faced the empty goal and missed the ball. It is really unbelievable!
This was the 40th minute. He received a pass from his teammate in the penalty area. After stopping the ball with his chest, the ball bounced a little far. He underestimated the distance and stretched out his foot to kick the ball but could not reach it. , and his body lost its center of gravity, and he could only fall to the ground!
This was the 68th minute of the second half. He challenged the goalkeeper again, but he hit the ball on the goalkeeper again. This time it was Wu Lei who possessed him! Because Wu Lei also had this masterpiece!
In the 80th minute, Cavani successfully countered offside and faced the goalkeeper one-on-one, but he still lost the ball. I don’t know why, but his final kick was so soft!
Actually, there is another player who is also good at spitting cakes, but his shooting efficiency is still very high. He is Suarez with a pair of fangs!
I have to say that spitting out the good cakes is also a sign of strength! In addition to the three above, who are other experts at spitting cakes? Let’s talk about it together!
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