Whoever tells a joke is funny and adopts it.

The young man asked the Zen master, "I have never been able to catch up with the girl I like." What should I do? " The Zen master opened his eyes and pointed to the snail struggling to crawl on the trunk next to him. The young man suddenly realized, "Zen master, do you mean that as long as you persevere like this snail, you will always succeed?" The Zen master swung the wooden fish and slammed it: "Silly X, you have to have a decent house like it first!" " "

The Zen master held a bowl and asked the young people to fill it. The young man filled the bowl with stones. The Zen master said that the bowl was not full yet, so he added some sand and asked, is it full now? The young man hesitated for a moment and said, if it is not full, you can also add water and then add salt until it is supersaturated. If not, use salt with high solubility, or add hydrofluoric acid to dissolve the sand, then evaporate the residual liquid, add high-temperature melting, and then reduce it to silicon to make a flash memory full of data. Zen master: ... hum! Eat my merciful and pitying hands!

The young woman asked the Zen master why men don't like me. The Zen master asked, do you know why most men prefer rough seas to calm lakes? I see, because the sea has a sense of conquest, men dare to challenge! Zen master: What a challenge, because the sea is full of waves!