Is this proprietress easy to get along with? She is a very kind woman, and then she doesn't talk much. She doesn't talk much when she is wronged, but she is principled and honest.

Yes, 1. You might as well stare at her for a long time when she asks you to invite her to dinner. If she is not smart and enthusiastic, then don't spend money.

2, when you decide to chase a woman, first think about whether you can keep your true colors in front of her, or don't wronged yourself.

3. First-class perverts love talented women, second-class perverts love young ladies, third-class perverts love beautiful women, and fourth-class perverts love prostitutes.

Go shopping with her many times. She never lets you spend money for her. She also asks you if you are hungry, thirsty and tired from time to time. If you are really moved, consider marrying her.

5. Women's self-esteem is more fragile than ultra-thin stockings. Many times, you care too much about her self-esteem, and she may not care about your self-esteem. If she wants to be Cixi, don't be Li.

6, the beauty who loves to lie is not a woman but a semen container, don't care too much.

7. The highest state of metamorphosis is single, and promiscuity is the performance of rookie incompetence.

8. Instead of waiting for her downstairs in a rose suit and tie, let her see how alive you are on the playground and under the basketball stand.

9. Kiss her forehead and the back of her hand. Kissing her insensitive place can make her feel better than kissing her sensitive place.

10, love is more cruel than wasteland. The wound is as big as the happiness of love, but if you want to chase her, don't be afraid of pain, or you can masturbate.

1 1. A pervert has no reason to get carried away, because he is a wolf. Remember that women are tigers, and tigers are more powerful than wolves.

12, don't eat her leftovers, and don't talk about topics she is tired of.

13, give her flowers in your pocket 100, and the effect is several times stronger than giving her flowers 1000.

14, women's promises and rhetoric are often less than half as reliable as men's.

15, her performance in the face of pregnant women and children often proves how deep her feelings for you are.

16, men go to bars and karaoke bars for excitement, just like dogs rummaging through garbage for food. If you want to be a real pervert, don't go to bars and karaoke.

17. Although the woman in act young is white, don't be the Monkey King.

19. There are two extreme ways for women to ask you for generosity and warmth: naive girls and hysteria.

For a gentle and intelligent woman, a bouquet of hundreds of lotus flowers is more convincing than 999 roses.

2 1, tell some dirty jokes when appropriate, often hug her from behind and kiss her.

22. Women are often ten minutes late or don't come, so you might as well consider breaking up with her.

23. If a woman's eyes never sparkle when she looks at you, it is definitely your failure.

24. A woman who is comfortable in front of many men is not credible.

25. The best way to punish a super narcissistic and unreasonable woman is to point out her shortcomings directly, whether she growls or turns around.

26, before you can't see through whether a woman is faking an orgasm, you still don't boast that you are mature.

27, don't expect too much from women, good women are not necessary, bad women are necessary.

28. When a woman is always willful, critical and indifferent to you, but refuses to say that she loves you, she is just squeezing you and using you.

29. Try to appreciate her nakedness, not the way she is decorated with sexy underwear.

30. Walking with a knife to pick her up at night is more touching than driving a Mercedes-Benz BMW to pick her up.

3 1, feel more about women and think less about glans penis.

32. A pervert who is not fierce will not be gentle.

33. A pervert is a pervert. You shouldn't wear sheepskin. Don't try to be a gentleman and create romance-then you can only catch up with a young girl who is not sensible. Removing the original ecology of plug-ins is more attractive.

34, hair dia is a woman's gentle knife.

35. In women's eyes, your socks are your heart and your underwear is your spirit-make sure your underwear and socks are clean.

36. Women who clamor for women's rights are all empty wine bottles.

37. In the eyes of mature women, men's playfulness is similar to that of babies playing with penises.

38. Women's love for diamonds has nothing to do with love.

39. Be wary of women who change their hair styles back and forth.

40. The best way to judge whether a girl can be your girlfriend is to invite her to see a KB movie.