Are there any jokes about mosquitoes?

Mosquitoes fly to the sleeping baby's ass, and dad drives them away and paints them with toilet water. The baby woke up and shouted, "Mom, the mosquito just peed on my ass!" " ! "A mosquito stung on his left arm and drank a lot. You were awakened by a sting. At the moment when you waved your right hand to hit the mosquito, the mosquito said to you, "Your blood is flowing in my body! ""Once upon a time, there was a mosquito in the country and a mosquito in the city. They were good friends. Once, mosquitoes in the country invited mosquitoes in the city to play in the country and invited mosquitoes in the city to rub rice at night. Because the country people are poor, they don't hang mosquito nets, and two mosquitoes have a hearty meal. A few days later, mosquitoes in the city invited mosquitoes from the countryside to play in the city. In the evening, guests were invited to dinner, and people in the city hung mosquito nets. Two mosquitoes walked in the city for half a night and found no one to bite them. However, it is not good for guests to go home on an empty stomach. Mosquitoes in the city had to bring mosquitoes from the countryside to the temple. Two mosquitoes stung the clay idol for a long time, and the mosquitoes from the countryside came home at dawn. After coming back, other mosquitoes in the countryside asked him, "What's the city like?" It replied, "Everything in the city is very good, except that the people in the city have no taste."