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Mrs Wang Can can't speak alcoholic beverages, is it because her education level is not high?
Mrs. Wang said with a smile, "I can't tell. I'll have another glass of wine and fall asleep drunk." Who else will laugh at us? "
As can be seen from the original text, Mrs. Wang not only knows how to drink, but also has a high enthusiasm for participation. She is not afraid of getting drunk or being laughed at.
After Xifeng recommended Yuanyang to be in charge of order and Yuanyang announced the rules of order, it was Mrs. Wang who was the first to react quickly and speak quickly. Mrs. Wang was particularly active in this drinking campaign, as if she had suddenly become a different person.
Mrs. Wang said with a smile, "Since it's within the class, there's no reason to stand." Turn around and tell the little girl, "Bring a chair and put it on your second grandma's desk." ..... Mrs. Wang and others all laughed: "It must be so. Come on. "
The original association thought that when it was Mrs. Wang's turn to give the order, he would definitely have a good order to perform a wonderful performance. But I didn't expect that it was Yingchun in front of Mrs. Wang. It was misspelled and didn't sound like it. Of course, it is because both Wang Xifeng and Yuanyang want to listen to granny Liu's jokes and deliberately make mistakes, which makes Yingchun have a wrong rhyme. After the Spring Festival, it's Mrs. Wang's turn.
To Mrs. Wang, Yuanyang said a word, and then grandma Liu.
Yuanyang is an official, but after all, she is a girl. She took the initiative to make decisions and deprived Guo Rong's family of the right to participate in the drinking order. Mrs. Wang was also eager to participate in the drinking order, but when Yuanyang said it, Mrs. Wang immediately became a dead man. She was unlucky not to meet Yingchun. She said nothing to Yuanyang, even if it was over.
Baoyu, Tanchun, Xichun and Li Wan didn't attend except Yuanyang who told Lady Wang. Those who took part in the drinking order all took a sip (and were sad) when they were punished, while Lin Daiyu and Yingchun only took a sip (and were not sad).
Granny Liu's last words were even more mysterious. Who dares to shout at the Grand View Garden? What is that shouting? Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Looking back the next time, I didn't mention anything about that shouting.
Grandma Liu put her hands together and said, The flowers fell into a big pumpkin, and everyone laughed. I just heard something shouting outside. Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Looking back the next time, I didn't mention anything about that shouting.
Grandma Liu put her hands together and said, The flowers fell into a big pumpkin, and everyone laughed. I only heard shouts outside.
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