Classic joke Daquan hilarious 20 16

My colleague went to buy milk tea. He said he wanted a cup of fairy grass, and the waiter immediately brought a cup of fairy grass. Colleagues also said, give me a lemon milk tea, and the waiter changed it immediately. My colleague left after drinking, and the waiter stopped him. Say you haven't given the money yet, my colleague said, I exchanged it with Xiancao and gave it to j8! The waiter said, but you don't give the grass money, and my colleague said, I didn't fucking drink a bite, so what money should I give!

People often light candles downstairs in girls' dormitories to show their love, and then shout "I love you" to show their love. Jun A lost the game tonight and was fined for simulating the scene. He was shy by nature and refused to speak for a long time after lighting the candle. More and more people were found upstairs, and many onlookers cheered for him. As a result, he held back for a long time and shouted, "sell-wax-candles!" " "

I have a friend, a man, who asked his son: Do you love your father or mother more? Children will think and say: mom. At this time, my father stood up and said, you love my mother more. Look, you drank so much of me, and your mother still has so much. So the child was very moved and said, Dad is the best.