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Please tell me a short story in English for about 1 minute (a joke is also acceptable).
I have been searching for a long time and found an English joke for you. As follows:
When a Tiger comes, Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replied: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
Translation: Two men were walking through the jungle. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the distance and charged towards them. One of them took out a pair of "Nike" running shoes from his bag and started to put them on. Another person looked at him in surprise and said, "Do you think you can outrun a tiger by wearing running shoes?" His friend replied: "I don't have to outrun it, I just need to run faster than you."
Warm reminder:
1. It is best to speak more vividly, exaggerate, and pronounce slowly to avoid students not understanding.
2 It can be combined with the action, so the effect will be better.
3 This is a good joke that works well if performed well.
I hope you like it and wish you success!
I have found a very good one for you to choose from.
A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. The king desiring to know how he claimed kindred to him, the poorfellow replied, "We are all descended from one common father and mother—viz., Adam and Eve." Upon which the kinggave him a little copper piece of money. The poor man began to bemoan himself, saying, "Is it possible that your Majesty should give no more than this to your brother?" "Away, away," replies the king; "if all the brothers you have in the world give you as much as I have done, you'll be richer than Iam."
Translation: A poor man went to the King of Spain, saying that he was his brother, and begging him for mercy. The king wanted to know how he recognized his relatives, and the poor man replied, "We have the same ancestors-Adam and Eve." After hearing this, the king gave him a small copper coin.
So the poor man began to complain and said, "Does your Majesty the King just give your brothers such a small amount of money?" "Go away, go away quickly," the king replied, "If all your brothers in the world gave you a copper plate like me, You are richer than me."
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