Ask a joke about failing in the exam, others read it … I read it …

Similar year after year, different years. (A poet is a poet)

Marx: There is no shortcut on the way to failing the exam. Only those who drop out of school for four years, play online games, fail to hand in their homework and cheat in exams can reach the peak of failing in exams.

Engels: I agree with Marx. Under the illusion of the past, there is a simple fact that people can only fail the course if they meet the basic needs of food, clothing, housing and transportation and are admitted to the university. (refers to the kind that pays for repairs)

Descartes: I hung up, so here I am.

Q: Is it a bird? If I were a teacher, I could hang up whoever I wanted. (throwing tomatoes)

Archimedes: Give me a fulcrum and a lever, and I can pry up all the losers in China. (Applause)

Lu Xun: Passing is not necessarily a hero. Why didn't you fail the exam? (Some people scold, others praise)

Einstein: As far as the depth of learning knowledge is concerned, passing Kobe is more important. Because I won't study after this course, and I will take the exam again after it. (hissing)

Wu Wenjun: The difference between hanging and not hanging is not absolute, but vague. I believe that after the majority of teachers have studied fuzzy mathematics, the number of people who fail in this subject will be greatly reduced. (Let the teacher who doesn't learn fuzzy mathematics be laid off, and some audiences are emotional. )

Yuan Longping: Don't you have to eat whether you fail or pass? With so many people in China, can't the problem of eating be solved? There is no point in discussing family failure here, so I advocate not studying family failure first, but studying the problem of super hybrid rice (applause)

Li Bai: Wu Hua Ma, Qian Jin Qiu, ask his girlfriend to go out for a drink and let him relieve your worries.

Sun Tzu: Don't hang up, it's thirty-six, and copying is the best policy. (Someone is making excerpts on the paper)

Bill. Gates: It's not Microsoft's intention that so many people fail. My ideal is that everyone who is absent from class uses Windows operating system, and the software for counting the number of people who are absent from class is Microsoft's product. (Gee, there was a hush below, and some viewers shouted, using domestic products and boycotting foreign goods. )

Jobs: Microsoft knows monopoly and doesn't give users a choice. In addition to re-learning, can't people who fail the course be exempted from taking it? We at Apple are committed to this aspect. The audience stood up and applauded. Someone said with tears, why didn't you come to China earlier? I have paid the repair fee n times)

Li Yining: Failing the course is a stubborn stone that hinders the development of the national economy. In order to maintain the economic development rate of our country above 8% every year, we can't increase the number of students who repeat grades. If students don't have to pay the decoration fee, the money will be used for other consumption, which can stimulate domestic demand and Jilin's economic development. (Applause)

Mao Zedong: It's fun to fight against the sky; Fighting against the earth is fun; It's fun to fight against failing classes! (The audience shouted: Chairman, you used to hang up math and physics without paying, but now you are tired of learning. With your picture on it, we have to pay a lot of money! )

Don. Quijote: Beautiful, gentle and wise beauty, my princess Dursi Niya, your loyal knight comes from bad karma, and he failed many subjects. But if it's for you, don't say you failed in the exam. Even if you failed, failed, tried and dropped out of school, it can't stop this haggard heart from regretting you! (The blue-faced knight's declaration of love caused the following girls to be sad and cry loudly, and there were audience selling paper towels at the scene, one for each yuan. )

Sancho. Pam: Poor master! As the saying goes, a beggar is drying his only fig leaf, and another beggar is stealing it. We've all been there, and it's not easy. Why should we embarrass each other? Tissue should be free! (When the hawker students fled the venue, the girls lamented, why is it always Wu Dalang who knows how to be affectionate? )

Deng Xiaoping: We are going to fail the course with China characteristics. Beihua University should go faster and more steadily in this respect and set an example for the whole country. Whether the score is high or low cannot be used as the only criterion. Practice is the only criterion for testing truth. The next celebrity is about to speak. )

Deng Xiaoping said: I would like to add that failing should start with dolls, and college students should start from freshman year!

Machiavelli: No matter what means are taken, whether it is plagiarism, giving gifts to teachers, studying hard or spending money on examination papers, the ultimate goal is not to fail.

Tathagata: I have two words to share with the world about failing the exam. For students, the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore; As a teacher, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha. Amitabha, have mercy! (full house)

Supreme treasure: I had a correct answer before, and I didn't copy it. I didn't regret it until I hung up. The greatest pain in the world