The complete works of jokes about Li Bai's death.

Li Bai lambasted the iron pestle for grinding the needle.

In ancient times, one day Li Bai saw an old woman grinding a thick iron pestle by a stream. Li Bai was surprised and asked her: The old woman replied, "I want to make a needle."

Li Bai asked, "Is the iron pestle ground into a needle?"

The old woman replied, "I have been grinding for many days." As long as you work hard, the iron pestle is ground into a needle! "

Hearing this, Li Bai kicked the old woman into the river and scolded, "Grind your sister! Laozi drinks water downstream every day, and the iron in your body exceeds the standard. "