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Chongqing Dialect "Due South Becky" and "Lies and Whiteness"

The main city of Chongqing is surrounded by mountains, perhaps because it is located in the basin and the Jialing River of the Yangtze River, where too much water vapor evaporates and the sunshine, blue sky and white clouds are rare in a year. You said that Chongqing people enjoy wet fog massage every day, and their skin will be white and tender. Of course, it is also natural and beautiful. Perhaps because of this, Chongqing people are impatient to speak, teasing the two rivers, growling, galloping and soaring proudly, for fear that others can't hear them. It is really difficult for them to cross the layers of fog barriers and climb the surrounding mountains. What I said is absolutely true. I didn't lie to you at all.

When Chongqing people tell you that "a hundred flowers blossom in the south", what they want to express or express is usually a very serious and sincere mood or thought, that is, to tell you the truth, not to shoot the breeze, but to emphasize the importance of one thing. For example, "I tell you, don't fool around all the time (idle or doing nothing), you should look for a job well." You can (think) spray (rely on) your mother for a lifetime! " The second time (later), your doll learned that the pot was made of iron! "

One Sunday, I heard a conversation between an old couple in their sixties in the Cultural Square:

? "Grandpa, I was shopping in the street that day, and I saw Zhang San driving an Audi car. It was so drag!"

? "Impossible! That boy has only worked for less than ten years, right? I just got married a few years ago and gave birth to a baby last year. A lot of money to buy a car! "

? "Dead old man! Don't you believe it? He saw me while driving and held out his hand to say hello to me. " The old woman answered the old man's doubts in a tone of due south and drawn white.

"People are also the section chief of the housekeeping department!" When the old woman added this sentence, she gave the old man an oblique look.

? "Lie two white! I didn't know that the section chief earned a lot a month! " The old man was not convinced and pinched the old woman. It may be because he knows the roots of Zhang San's family, and the income of the small section chief of the housing management office can afford a car, let alone Audi, and he won't believe it if he is killed.

? "Dogs look down on people!" The old woman pouted and didn't take it out on the old man.

? "You forget, yesterday's newspaper, what also boarded a demolition office in the zone, made a lot of money, relying on thiamine! Zhang Sanle stayed in the demolition office for so many years, is it something? " This time, it was the old lady who put her mouth into the old man's ear and said these words very mysteriously. Although her voice was a little lower than before, I was actually standing behind them. Of course, I called hey.

? The above conversation, except the last sentence, is speculation or speculation. The old woman is telling the truth. The old man's phrase "this is a white lie" means not believing the old woman's words, and it also contains a little surprise, confusion and doubt. In fact, Chongqing people's direct translation of "lying is lying in vain" is: lying, lying.

When friends get together to talk about things, they sometimes tell a few lies, make jokes and play with humor, which is out of kindness and makes people happy. When Zhao Benshan and Peisi Chen play skits, they always pretend to be ignorant of life or joke about "two lies are white" from time to time, which makes people laugh and may even make people think deeply. Most men who "rake their ears" will lie and tell lies to some extent. If they marry his wife, echo, everything will be fine at home. Lying and telling lies, as mentioned above, have gone beyond its original meaning and extended to another level. They say the same sentence, but they have different meanings according to different environments, which fully embodies the profoundness of Chongqing dialect sentences.

In recent years, the central government has cracked down on corruption and found many corrupt officials. Those corrupt officials are usually serious, holding high the banner of integrity on the table, in a word, crowning the party and the emperor. They seem to be "going from south to north", but they don't know that there is a sharp black hand sticking out behind them. This is a vivid interpretation of "telling lies, telling lies".

The society is complex and human nature is perverse. Don't think that as long as others say you are right, you will completely collapse the defense line. There are always some people who always want to be fair to you when they look at opportunities. In fact, they are just digging holes for you, waiting for you to jump, such as a dime a dozen liars now.

Social integrity depends on everyone being truly honest and not lying. Establishing a credible society is a great goal of mankind, but it has a long way to go.