Ask for a joke in Sichuan dialect, the funniest one in spoken English ~ haha

Some people study hard, so they write couplets in front of their new houses to encourage themselves.

The first part is: sleep in a thatched cottage and close the door.

Bottom line: playing the flute while lying down.

Horizontal criticism: Willing to obey fate

One day, when a friend came to visit, he was curious to see this couplet, so he read it out loud in Sichuan dialect:

"Who fucked my ass?"

"I hurt him,"

"Hey, there are horizontal batches!"

But this time he read backwards: "Ming, Tian, Heavy, Dry!" "