Give some super funny jokes!

1 Take a taxi and tell the driver, "Follow the car in front."

The driver master was very excited: "OK, are you on a mission?" We can't stick too close and be found; If the red light is too far away, we will be dumped. "

Me: "Master, calm down, the car in front can't sit, we just press our feet together."

Had a quarrel with her boyfriend, and he slammed the door angrily and left.

I asked him from the window, "When will you come back?"

The second goods said, "If you come back, you will be a grandson!" I decisively locked the door!

Two hours later, he knocked at the door and shouted, "Grandma, I'm back."

3. Bao Gong said to Zhan Zhao, "Look at my face for a while."

Zhan Zhao said, "Are you kidding!"

A man stopped at a roadside gas station and did nothing, which caught the attention of the administrator.

A man stopped at a roadside gas station and did nothing, which caught the attention of the administrator. The man said shyly, "I want to quit smoking!" " "

A woman is on the night shift, and a man is following her. This woman is scared. She passed by the cemetery and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was frightened and ran away screaming. The woman felt at ease and was about to leave when suddenly a deep voice came from the grave: Daughter, you forgot your spoon again. The woman was frightened and ran away. At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, damn it! Delayed my work, scared you to death! !