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Eat crayfish and send friends to say humorous phrases.
2. I really want to eat crayfish! ! ! ! So hungry! ! Want to go home, what's wrong with girls now? I'm willing to queue up for it where my boyfriend goes.
Lobsters swim around in the water, waving pliers of different sizes, and everyone plays together.
Lobster has a pair of big pliers, which are "weapons" for predation and self-defense.
Lobster's head is very big, accounting for half of its body. There are two big tentacles on its head, which slide gently on the water.
6. Eating crayfish for the first time has diarrhea. Now I feel a little nauseous after eating it for the second time. I don't think the third immunization will work. Ha ha ha ha, I don't want to believe that crayfish is poisonous to me. Why is it so delicious?
7. Lobsters have a pair of big pliers, which are "weapons" for predation and self-defense. Lobster's body is segmented, and it seems to drag several carriages when crawling.
8. As soon as I entered the door, there was a delicious fragrance, and the lobster fragrance wrapped me. There is a fragrance in every position. Even if the table is shiny, it doesn't seem to leave a fragrance.
9. On this day when I have to doze off at work, only a plate of crayfish can save me, or more.
10, although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about it when I faced crayfish.
1 1. The aroma of spicy crayfish floats warmly, through hair and ears, and through your summer.
12. Looking at pictures of others eating crayfish, I am very greedy. I placed an order for allergic tuberculosis regardless of my face. For me, eating may be more important.
13. Crayfish are never empty. I ate about five pounds last time (although I feel that I may be short of two pounds).
14, I think the so-called romance means taking me to eat crayfish, hot pot, string string, maocai, well, that's it.
15, we can never imagine the whole life. At the moment, there is nothing in my heart ... I even want to eat spicy crayfish. ...
16, interesting soul, interesting wine, interesting story, interesting you, beer crayfish, my story is over.
17, 13 Sweet lobster is one of many famous dishes in Huai 'an. Now, it has become a world-famous delicacy.
18, the lobster looks cute, and the brown-red armor is dotted with some black spots, like a little soldier. Its head is very big, accounting for half of its body. There are two big tentacles on its head, which slide gently on the water.
19, I gained more than 40 kilograms after giving birth. Women should never have children easily. Then he wouldn't listen. There are still two months left. More than two months. You can surf, dye your hair, get a manicure, eat crayfish and lose weight.
20. In the lobster season, make a sweet and delicious fat paper. No problem.
2 1. Yesterday, I scraped a pile of garlic to eat crayfish, and then every time I washed my face and wiped the facial cleanser with my hands, I could smell a smell of vegetables.
22. Nothing can stop my love for crayfish. Yes, if you love me, take me to eat crayfish.
23. When others are in a bad mood, they will eat a lot of desserts. I just want to eat a big pot of crayfish and smash my mouth with satisfaction ~
24. I especially want to eat hot pot, crayfish, spicy strips and snacks when I am in a good mood.
25. Look at this big lobster. Its orange-red body is curved, and it has three pairs of long beards on its mouth. It really looks like a hunchbacked old man.
26, Lu Chuan, lobster, beer, ice cream, watermelon, hot pot, concert, sea, travel, skills that summer has to learn, this is the meaning of summer!
27. Do you know what it feels like to be a food editor every time I see a picture of crayfish?
28, the circle of friends who eat crayfish talk about sentences Although crayfish is expensive, it is delicious, and delicious is worth everything.
29, a few glasses of cold beer, a few tempting dishes, a few pounds of crayfish, two or three friends, chat and drink at will, isn't it wonderful?
30. Me: If my stomach is uncomfortable, I will knock my head and want to eat spicy crayfish. Mom: But there is no spicy food or crayfish.
3 1, the lobster looks cute, with some black spots dotted on the brown-red armor, like a little soldier.
32. You see, my Weibo is particularly sad and melodramatic this second. Maybe the next second I will eat lobster and drink beer with my friends.
33. Crayfish also has two long beards. I don't know what's the use. Maybe it is for decoration! Look at the big lobster, and the crayfish are alive and kicking.
Lobster eaters talk about making friends.
34. It's crayfish season again. Is your porridge slightly spicy, spicy, medium spicy, extra spicy or extremely spicy?
35. Summer is coming! Crayfish is in urgent need of life extension! ! ! Xia Nan Beiyang's signature Xia Nan Storm is delicious! ! Thirteen incense is also delicious!
36. I wanted to eat crayfish late at night, so I opened Baidu to search for "the harm of eating crayfish" and successfully killed my idea.
37. Some people don't like crayfish. There must be no one who doesn't like such delicious food.
38. What I have never done before, why should future generations enjoy the cool, and why should I make up for my guilt for future generations? Crayfish has been tasteless recently, and I'm so angry.
39, lobster is too strong! Look! It wore dark armor and waved huge pliers, as if to show people its power.
40. I want to eat thirteen fragrant crayfish! Crazy about crayfish! Every pore says I want to eat crayfish! ! ! ! ! ! !
4 1, it rained at night and was taken out to eat crayfish. It should have been hard, but now it's balanced.
42. It was said that this was my first and last time to eat crayfish. It turned out to be delicious. Happiness is eating crayfish with people you like.
43. Eating crayfish has been refreshing for some time. It's always refreshing. Now my hands feel numb and spicy, and I want to get rid of them.
44. The best love you gave me was that when I wanted to eat crayfish in the middle of the night, you packed a crayfish and stood in front of my house.
45. It's time to eat crayfish again. I really want to eat ... one person can eat 10 kg.
Recently, I have been eating lobster and shrimp in various ways every day. I feel that eating like this will mutate.
47. What could be better than going out to eat crayfish with friends after work?
48. I want to eat barbecue, hot pot, bullfrog, crayfish, turkey noodles, duck products, cold noodles, fried chicken, potato chips, roasted cold noodles, hot and sour powder, chicken feet, sausage, anything.
49. In order to eat crayfish, I was caught by pliers when peeling shrimp, and I was bitten by six or seven bags in the sink. The fire was a little big, and then I ate it and got pimples.
50. After studying for N days and begging for thousands of times, someone finally agreed to let me eat lobster. It was hard-won, and I ate it and cherished it.
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