A rich man tried to hit Li Bai with couplets at a banquet, but he lifted a stone himself.

There is a rich man named Hu in Li Bai's hometown, that is, an upstart. We know that if it weren't for bad luck, the nouveau riche might not make a fortune. But anything is possible. Many things can make people become millionaires overnight. It is a social reality that many people struggle all their lives and fall behind others overnight.

This upstart surnamed Hu is stingy and harsh to ordinary people, which Li Bai doesn't like very much. What's even more ridiculous is that this nouveau riche Hu not only loves money, but also likes to put on airs, affectation and gentleness, and makes up a few limerick poems in order to order something. It is said that this day is the 50th birthday of this local tyrant. Hu Tuhao shone brilliantly, hosted many local dignitaries and celebrities, and specially invited "prodigy" Li Bai to dinner. Why invite Li Bai? Because Hu Tuhao wants to hit Li Bai with couplets at the banquet, so that everyone can listen to Bai's jokes. After three rounds of drinking, Hu Tuhao said to Li Bai hypocritically, "I made a couplet for the painting on the wall, but I just want to make the first couplet." I've heard a lot about the prodigy, and I want you to help me make the second couplet. " After that, everyone looked at the wall. This picture shows two old immortals leaning against a stone, holding jars in their arms and squinting their eyes. At this time, I heard Hu Tuhao pretending to read the first couplet: "You Jiazu was drunk, his eyes drooped and he fell asleep. The old fairy leaned against the altar stone, wondering whether she was drunk or asleep. "

Hearing this, Li Bai casually said, "Half a month is fat, and a month is long and bloated. Rich Hu Man stood in the middle of the hall with a big belly. I don't know if it is fat or bloated. " Seeing Hu Tuhao as fat as a pig, everyone burst into laughter. Hu Tuhao's face turned white and embarrassed. Haha, shooting yourself in the foot. Who let these nouveau riche pretend?