Funny wishes for the new year

1. When the New Year comes, I wish you a dragon and a horse spirit, a prosperous career, a dragon and a phoenix, love as honey, a dragon and a tiger leap and good health. Send you a big red envelope in the new year, wrapped in health, happiness and good luck. May you be happy when you receive the blessing.

2. blaze new trails, break free from the cage of thought, and don't stand still. Be brave in making progress, break through the monopoly of conformity, and persist in expelling the old and absorbing the new. I wish you good health, all the best, dragon and horse spirit and step by step promotion.

3. Ding Rinrin's cell phone is my greeting; The voice in the short message is my tenderness; Soft voice is your smile. Happy new year!

4. in the new year, I wish my friends: it is good to have more money and less money; It is necessary to be handsome and ugly; It is good to be old and less healthy; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It is good to have a safe life!

5. I hold Harry R26 in my hand; Porter's magic wand, sincerely pray: I will turn all the happiness into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and make a cake with happiness forever ... and smash you! Happy new year!

6. In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1. Repair the elevator for Mount Everest; 2. Tile the Great Wall; 3. Put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: 1. Put gloves on flies; 2. Wear a mask for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you.

7. contentment is the greatest wealth, confidence is the best virtue, care is the most sincere greeting, care is the most selfless miss, and blessing is the best word. may you have a happy new year! Peace and happiness!

8. Life is full of infinite vitality with you; With you along the way, I'm afraid of lightning strikes; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who would feed the good pig food?

9. Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not forget because they don't meet often. In my heart, you are my forever friend. On the occasion of the new year, I wish my friends peace and happiness!

1. When the Spring Festival comes, the Six Dragons send blessings, one wishes financial resources, two wishes all the best, three wishes for good health, four wishes for a good mood, five wishes for family happiness, six wishes for a better life, a happy New Year and all the happiness!

11. May good luck, like a mine, be trampled on by you from time to time; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be found everywhere; Happiness is with you all your life, staring at you like a fly!

12. In the New Year, I made a wish: I just said that I hope it will be sunny and the clouds will gather immediately; Just said that the house price fell to the end, and the result immediately soared; Only pray that you are happy, and there is no abnormality to hinder you. Now, you can't be unhappy.

13. Sisters, I wish you a happy New Year. Find a boyfriend like EXCEL in the 2xx New Year-hide if you want, filter if you want, delete if you want, and anyone who is unhappy, hey, I won't save it.

14. I really want to call you, and I really want to hear your nonsense. It's a pity that you are unfortunately over-funded. Fortunately, you can answer the short message. Send a warm short message to the fool. I hope it won't make him angry, let alone choose to commit suicide bravely.

15. Turn the sand of the Sahara into wealth, the water of the Pacific Ocean into happiness, and the top of the Himalayas into a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you wealth, happiness and good health in the new year! Funny wishes for the New Year II

1. Pain is best for others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends are always eternal; Love is managed by heart, and there is no big deal in the world. Happy new year!

2. You should have a holiday during the Spring Festival. Open the window of your heart and let the sun shine in; Remove the heavy door panels and welcome good luck; Let go of the burden of life and let your heart fly. I wish you a happy holiday and a wonderful new year!

3. Send you a Spring Festival food, the main ingredients: sincerity, missing and happiness; Special nutrition: warmth and happiness; Manufacturer: Your friend; Validity: lifetime. I wish all the best and a happy family!

4. Solemnly reputation: This short message has never been forwarded, never seen before, and its packaging is simple, sincere, original and genuine, and pirated copies will be investigated. If there are similarities, it is a coincidence. Happy new year!

5. I haven't dared to say something to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it in the New Year: you are really annoying-people like it, but you can't watch it! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

6. I have eyes but I can't see your figure at any time, ears but I can't hear your voice at any time, and hands but I can't hold your body at any time; But I have a warm heart that can bless you at any time: Happy New Year and all the best!

7. when the new year comes, people laugh and good luck goes around; Jinlong shakes, wealth arrives, career is prosperous, and wealth is good; The dragon is coiled, the family is harmonious, the company is warm and the mood is wonderful. I wish you good luck and happiness in the New Year.

8. With the coming of the Spring Festival, I wish you always feel like a kettle on the stove. Even if X shares burn red, you will still whistle happily, risking your nose and bubbles happily!

9. The spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth ties you up, and your friends are loyal to you. I wish you the best, and the lucky star will always shine on you! Good luck in the new year!

1. I wish you a carefree work, never lose money at cards, the number of savings is increasing, your pockets are full of dollars, and beautiful women are crowded in front of your bed, full of energy and always triumphant.

11. gather the sunshine of the Himalayas, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, bring the blessings of the Gangdise Mountain and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift, and wish you a happy New Year!

12. If you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed again, you will be folded. If you dare again, I will beat you into a second-hand one.

13. Who is the hottest in the New Year? Faster than Liu Xiang, as tall as Yao Ming, more handsome than Tian Liang, richer than Wuzi, and more beautiful than Jingjing. Who else? You are reading short messages!

14. One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said, I will grant you a wish. I said: Please wish the people who are reading my website a happy New Year!

15. I wish you a happy New Year holiday: drink a little wine until your parents deny you, smoke cigarettes until you die, rub mahjong day and night, dance until you are exhausted, and brag until you don't believe it. Happy new year wishes 3

1. I wish you happiness in the new year, good things are chasing you, the supervisor attaches importance to you, the disease is avoiding you, the car is letting you go, the plane is avoiding you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, the happiness follows you, and everything goes with you!

2. One catty of peanuts and two jins of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, the financial resources roll into your pocket; Seven catties of grapes and eight catties of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom happily in the Year of the Rabbit.

3. Solemnly reputation: This short message has never been forwarded, never seen before, and its packaging is simple, sincere, original and genuine, and pirated copies will be investigated. If there are similarities, it is a coincidence. Happy new year!

4. The window grilles are couplets with Chinese knots, melon seeds, candied cakes, delicious dishes, jiaozi red envelopes and new clothes, dragon and lion dances and firecrackers. The windows are spacious and clean, and Vientiane is updated. Spring Festival: China flavor. I wish you a happy new year.

5. Send it every day. Send it to you every day. 999. You are rich all the time. Send it to you every day. 555. It's not hard to go to work every day. Send it to you every day. No matter what you do, you will pass the customs!

6. Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha. Give these eight auspicious buddhas to eight good friends, and you will be rich this year. Otherwise, you will only have the Buddha's light shining this year, but not the God of Wealth. Send it, and I wish you what others wish me! Happy new year!

7. The New Year's bell arouses deep and grand echoes between heaven and earth. At this moment, let's greet the coming of a spring with good wishes.

8. May good luck, like a mine, be trampled on by you from time to time; Bad luck, like a meteor, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be found everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

9. New Year's New Year's "Sina" tide, SMS and MMS accompanied by honesty-I wish you a happy "Xin" year, rich as the East China Sea, and thinner than Nanshan!

1. Four great blessings: I booked a New Year's Eve dinner, stopped a taxi when I went out, stopped by to get lucky money, and had a holiday from the first day to the fifteenth; I wish you positive wealth, partial wealth, windfall, and rolling financial resources; Affection, friendship, affair, good luck!

11. If having money is also a mistake, I wish you repeat your mistakes! Happy new year!

12. When the New Year comes, the joyful mood is swaying and the happy smile is blooming; Comfortable dance steps are swimming, and beautiful songs are being sung; Lucky snowflakes are flying, and happy wine is swaying; The peaceful atmosphere is spreading, and sincere wishes are being sent: I wish you a happy family in the Year of the Rooster and all the best!

13. Let my blessing cross the mountains, skim the gutter, run through the traffic lights, skip the main road, run through the alley, flash past the old lady selling popsicles and get into your ear: Happy Spring Festival!

14. On New Year's Eve, I dreamed of you and sent you a New Year greeting: Happy New Year! ... and then a snivel woke up from my dream. I knew you missed me, so I immediately called you to say something I didn't say in my dream ... bring the red envelope!

15. God, it's so blue! The sea, too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; Well, what can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow a bowl! Happy Spring Festival! Happy new year wishes 4

1. I really want to dial your phone number and hear your nonsense. Unfortunately, you are over-funded. Fortunately, you can answer the message. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope it won't make him angry, let alone commit suicide bravely.

2. bursts of fireworks, bursting with cheerful smiles; The sound of guns is the beginning of good luck and happiness; All short messages are filled with words of blessing; Sincere greetings, with sincere wishes; When the new year comes, may you get better every year!

3. Just receive this short message; If you are busy, don't come back; Today, you are happy; Remember to call me, just occasionally; After reading it, just smile:) Happy Spring Festival!

4. A little sincerity is worth a thousand taels of gold; A little warmth can be worth the frost in Wan Li; A greeting brings warmth and sweetness; A short message sent my sincere wishes. Happy new year!

5. I bought two pounds of fashion, three pounds of romance from Huaihai Road, made eight pounds of happiness, and cut a ton of care from my heart. New Year gift for you!

6. There are big gifts and surprises waiting for you in the Spring Festival. I text "I want to invite you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (the number of the guy who sent the text message, of course), and you will have the opportunity to get the autograph of the genius and take a group photo as a souvenir. Opportunity is rare, so act quickly!

7. from now on, I only love you, spoil you, don't lie to you, I will do everything I promise you, and I mean everything I say to you. I won't bully you, beat you or scold you. Please believe me. Happy Chinese new year

8. wine: it's like water in a cup. it's haunted when you drink it. you stumble when you walk, quarrel when you get home, climb into bed and have impotence. you regret it the next day. did you drink it during the spring festival?

9. If having money is also a mistake, I wish you repeat your mistakes! Happy new year!

1. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, the unparalleled universe super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: The ancient times are as big as death, the team Apu, well, hey!

11. Have a good New Year! I want to miss the fate one year after another, receive one and send one thank you, live a beautiful day and be self-sufficient, take two steps is two steps to be happy, heaven and earth, let my friend be happy every day.

12. There are two main purposes of texting this time: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that the New Year is coming, so be sure to be happy! Send a technical sentence: Happy Spring Festival!

13. At the beginning of the year, information was transmitted. Good nature, thanks for the New Year. Few words, unlimited affection. A prosperous career leads to a happy family. Good health makes more money. To the elderly, love the young. Many friends make good relationships. Laughter, forever.

14. The geese fly south, the ants move, and you are alone in the street. Ears on the top of your head, palms forked, all four feet touching the ground, jumping up and down. I really want to ask you what it is! No matter what you are, Happy New Year!

15. I will let the wind take away your troubles, let the rain wash away your sorrows, let the thunder cheer you up, and let the electricity inspire your motivation. I hope that you will create a wonderful sky with your heart in the new year. Happy New Year's Eve, have a happy reunion dinner, eat health, chew wealth, swallow luck and digest happiness. After eating, you will be integrated with happiness.

17. Don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent a short message with a dime, wasting the power of the battery and risking my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I'll pay tribute to you next year regardless of the consequences! Happy new year! Don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a short message with a dime, wasting the power of the battery and risking my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I'll pay tribute to you next year regardless of the consequences! Happy new year!

2. I wish you a happy New Year. Good things are chasing you, the supervisor pays attention to you, the disease is avoiding you, the car is letting you go, the plane is avoiding you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happy to follow you, and everything goes with you!

3. The cutest short message of the year: the recipient will never be fired, the reader will be successful in official career, the stored one will be sweet in love, the deleted one will be lucky again and again, and the forwarded one will have a soaring salary!

4. I sincerely wish you the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of goo old meat, the breadth of noodles and the breadth of bread, and wish you happiness in the new year!

5. I heard that angels love chestnut cakes, so I went to buy some and put them on the windowsill. I finally kidnapped an angel with a sheet in the middle of the night, and then made a wish to the angel: "I hope the person who is reading the text message is happy in the New Year!

6. When the Spring Festival comes, the State Council issued five bans: no pretending to be busy and ignoring me, no forgetting me when you get rich, no not helping me when you are in trouble, no not calling me for dinner, and no thinking about me when you are free! Happy Spring Festival

7. It's the Spring Festival, and I'll send you a pair of couplets! Part I: You should eat and drink, and don't take it to heart when something happens. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

8. Freeze! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your cell phone, put your hands against the wall, and listen carefully: I wish you a happy new year, no meeting on New Year's Eve, no appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and no company after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

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