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Seek to accept a beautiful novel through rebirth with Taobao or shop system.
This is a story about a little beast crossing into the future and finding a Taobao beside him, which can buy all kinds of modern goods.
What? Ordinary animals will be extremely scarce, valuable and have no market in the future. They are status symbols, and everyone wants them? Buy buy buys!
What? Ordinary plants can develop brain spirit, thus making their strength stronger? Buy buy buys!
What? All kinds of books and chess books can improve people's mood, so that it is easier and safer to upgrade their abilities? Buy buy buys!
You must buy it at buy buy! Buy it all at buy buy!
2. Taobao shopkeepers in fairyland
# Like! His sister Osmanthus Jelly, Chang 'e, is sweeter than what I ate at the flat peach party a thousand years ago, so I want to buy it back #
# I'm a frequent visitor, and I like to eat birthday radish cake best, but it's limited every day. If I get up late, I can't book it #
# Boss, why don't you fix the Samadhi oven? I'm going to barbecue with my date next week #
The owner replied: The fire department ordered the shelves to be removed.
After graduation, Zhang Tianqi opened a Taobao shop in Wonderland. Welcome tennis messengers, Taibai Venus and other buyers.
One is to let immortals taste human snacks.
Secondly, it is to sell fairyland to mortals.
Are you upset because you are bald and can't get rid of the bill? Can sucking cats late at night lead to kidney deficiency? Eat the red peach fruit that blooms in the old moon, and the peach blossom will come. If you buy 998, you can get the signature photo of Gulong White Garden. Are you sure you don't want to come?
Bai Yuan: "My Vernon always wants to sell me."
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