A few funny little jokes! ~

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing." "

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?" "

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them." "

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes." "

Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "

A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit." "

The tortoise and the rabbit race ... the rabbit quickly ran to the front. ..

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly .. and said to him, come up, I'll carry you. ..

Then, the snail came up. ..

After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, come up, too. ..

So the ants came up. .

When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him.

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. ...

A girls' school is haunted.

One day I was met by Xiaohong.

The ghost said: junior. . . Look at that. . . I have no feet. . . I have no feet. . .

Xiaohong: That's nothing. Listen, senior, I don't have breasts. I have no breasts.

An officer said, I'll show you the first kind of shooting and the second kind of bombing. The soldiers listened, class one killed chickens, class two stole eggs, and I cooked porridge for you.

A tortoise runs fast, and a rabbit takes part in the race. Who do you think won?

B: Rabbit!

A: Wrong! ! ! ! It's a turtle! !

B: Why?

A: I thought it was the tortoise that ran very fast! ! !

A turtle wearing sunglasses and a rabbit race. Who do you think won?

B: Rabbit! Because that turtle is blind!

A: Wrong! ! ! ! The tortoise took off her sunglasses and said, "Wow, haha ... I am the tortoise that runs very fast!" " ! "