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I wonder if Degang Guo ever said anything about stealing the Terracotta Warriors. Please specify which paragraph it is.

Yes I want to be happy.

G: Eh, do you think the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shihuang are valuable?

Y: valuable

G: You said I would take one to Vietnam, and then I would make a fortune.

Y: You come to two houses, too. The security guards count it every day.

G: Yes, it's so advanced.

Y: What's so advanced about this?

G: He is not good at math. He can't recite it ... Er, are you and your father free now?

Y: why

G: I'll spread a layer of mud for you two and stand there. I'll sell the money and come back for you.

Y: what if I can't buy it?

G: judge.

Y: Don't be sentenced to death, then we can't be fathers.

Then there is

I want to travel.

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Y: The Pharaoh,

Guo: The deceased was wrapped in white cloth and put there. If this resistance comes out, the two of them will go to Panjiayuan, which will make a fortune.

Y: You always take this. Last time, you carried two terracotta warriors and horses in Xi 'an, did you know?

Guo: Did I say that?

Yes

Guo: Really? I will carry them out. How nice.

Y: I know a lot,

Guo: How many are there?

Y: Just like the Terracotta Warriors.

Guo: Where do you count at night? Too high-tech. Counting at night, a pile of mummies are lying down, and a guard comes, 64, here! 65, here! 67, yo, 67 nobody promised, (turning) Are you free?

What are you doing?

Guo: Wrap a white cloth on your body and put it there.

Y: no,

Guo: Huh?

Y: My father and I are standing in front of the Terracotta Warriors.

Guo: I forgot if you didn't tell me.

Y: What are your memories?

Guo: Then can't you let your father go?

Y: They are all standing.

Guo: Oh, a father and a father are standing, you two fathers,

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Guo: Don't make trouble. Don't go to Egypt. I'm not going to Thailand anyway.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: They are all going to Thailand, but I'm not going.

Y: What's the matter with you?

Guo: We have a crosstalk performer named.

Y: right,

Guo: Go to Thailand to play.

Yu: Austria

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