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I wonder if Degang Guo ever said anything about stealing the Terracotta Warriors. Please specify which paragraph it is.
G: Eh, do you think the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shihuang are valuable?
Y: valuable
G: You said I would take one to Vietnam, and then I would make a fortune.
Y: You come to two houses, too. The security guards count it every day.
G: Yes, it's so advanced.
Y: What's so advanced about this?
G: He is not good at math. He can't recite it ... Er, are you and your father free now?
Y: why
G: I'll spread a layer of mud for you two and stand there. I'll sell the money and come back for you.
Y: what if I can't buy it?
G: judge.
Y: Don't be sentenced to death, then we can't be fathers.
Then there is
I want to travel.
. . . .
Y: The Pharaoh,
Guo: The deceased was wrapped in white cloth and put there. If this resistance comes out, the two of them will go to Panjiayuan, which will make a fortune.
Y: You always take this. Last time, you carried two terracotta warriors and horses in Xi 'an, did you know?
Guo: Did I say that?
Yes
Guo: Really? I will carry them out. How nice.
Y: I know a lot,
Guo: How many are there?
Y: Just like the Terracotta Warriors.
Guo: Where do you count at night? Too high-tech. Counting at night, a pile of mummies are lying down, and a guard comes, 64, here! 65, here! 67, yo, 67 nobody promised, (turning) Are you free?
What are you doing?
Guo: Wrap a white cloth on your body and put it there.
Y: no,
Guo: Huh?
Y: My father and I are standing in front of the Terracotta Warriors.
Guo: I forgot if you didn't tell me.
Y: What are your memories?
Guo: Then can't you let your father go?
Y: They are all standing.
Guo: Oh, a father and a father are standing, you two fathers,
Y: I haven't heard of it.
Guo: Don't make trouble. Don't go to Egypt. I'm not going to Thailand anyway.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: They are all going to Thailand, but I'm not going.
Y: What's the matter with you?
Guo: We have a crosstalk performer named.
Y: right,
Guo: Go to Thailand to play.
Yu: Austria
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