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Don't mumble: speaking with dirty words means joking.

Fine eyebrows and eyes: it seems that there is no blessing to describe a woman's appearance.

Hands-on: by the way

Swing your head and tail: extremely unstable

Head material: capable

Mang (m ng) is actually a big man.

Answer: I hate it.

Nothing to eat: nothing to do.

Make a sound without breathing: describe weakness.

Thumb basket: forehead

Hulabaji: Silly.

Lame, blind nose and rolling hoof: describing the disabled (derogatory)

There are many people: many guests.

Gou: provocation

According to the quantity: compare the strokes.

Correct: affirmative (modal particle)

Erwuzi: unprofessional

Deyi: I like it.

Lima: Right away, soon.

Miao Zi: Describe people as flashy.

Goo goo: describes bad eyes or whispering.

Wolf Wow: Strong.

Support: Because

Haoheng: overbearing

Loose: timid

Truth: clarity

Friction: friction

Friction: same as above

Tear crazy: play

Wind: Show yourself in front of people.

Grass fan: numb

Laizi: Describe members of evil forces.

Ken: Life is hard.

Ba Blind: Lying.

change of heart

Backboard: persistence

Interrupt: There are reasons.

White blindness: waste

White Tiger: Nonsense.

Die (derogatory)

Big Brother: Contact.

Backup: Bad luck.

Evil: unusual

How long: When?

Lahu: sloppy

Gru: Strange and special.

No hat: no comparability.

Mao Meng: Not sure.

Pilar: Resistant to beating.

Sam: Looking for

It means: for the sake of

Stellar collapse: rare

Word: Good luck.

Sitting on the nest: So.

Support and pry: irregular

Stenosis: stenosis

Zhang Cheng: Ability

Body pedal: damaged

Make a fool of yourself: make trouble without reason

Urine: severe

To pry: to deform

Celine: Not interested.

Reuters Cole: Keep your word.

Aisle: remarriage

Blow up the temple: lose your temper

Touch the bag: be implicated

Lie down for a while.

Touch (derogatory)

Blink: Avoid and watch.

Zhang Ga: Turn it over.

Scraper: I ran away.

Handsome: angry

Lose face: sulk

Drum ball: activity evaluation:

Bad exercise

Dry date: disgusting

Light can never escape: nudity.

Guang Mao: Describe poverty.

Sticking cows by taxi: trouble

Face swelling: face swelling.

Gossip: gossip.

Hang gasped: I don't care.

Thirteen times: a long time

Count every scratch: haggle over every ounce

Mom: squint with your eyes.

Fundamentally: start

Sao: provocative

Busy: help others arrange things.

Water table: a meal that people eat a few days before the wedding celebration in rural areas.

Show off: Show off

Backboard: persistence

Punch: Kiss.

Play the donkey: the child is disobedient

Greed for darkness: a metaphor for being busy with something at night

Get up early: get up early

Gamba night talk: no water

Tighten the jumper: in case

Playing Urals: Vague words.

Shame: Find yourself a step.

Fool: Cheating.

Fall off a shelf: The house collapsed due to fire or other damage.

Falling off the kang: I can't get up if I am sick.

Drumming: curing diseases

Bite hard: a critical moment

Deco: Life is hard.

Be patient: make do with it.

Collapse: bedridden.

Singing with help: follow the crowd

I want it.

Pishi: It is a metaphor for good health.

Carry: strong

Guo Yu: I don't cherish it.

Hook and pull: contact

A month's journey: about once.

Liu Ma: Agile.

Shalengzi press a way

Defeat the oil man: find a reason

Save money: frugality

The dog head is ashamed of his brain: unstable.

What should I do: disgusting

Hihachi: Maybe.

Confuse: to disturb.

Clip hanger: get into trouble

Zhe Liu Zi: An excuse.

York: Children under the full moon.

Write: exaggeration

Lacking strings: Lacking brains

Left valve: Anyway.

Duocun: When?

Bud: Pour it out.

Glen: Disturb.

Zayo: Something happened.

(g) ha (h): what?

Mm-hmm: Yes, OK.

Old nose: Very many.

What should I do?

Cheng Jie: Very much, too.

Dear Mom: Express surprise.

This pimple: Here.

Bullshit: don't do good things, fool around.

Leg rolling: tell people to get out of the way

Toby: A big head.

frivolous

Rabbah: puffed up

Rare: I like it.

Hold back: wronged, timid

Stimulation: nausea

Pedagogy: Comfort

Angry: warm.

Guest clothing: admire

Ding Baer: Often.

Tie Dingzi: Same as above.

Mrding: Same as above.

Actual leadership: intentional

Dry jump: single person

Ga (g) ou (ni): Speaking and doing things go to extremes.

The teacher said: Make a mountain out of a molehill.

Hesitate.

Therefore, the hole is damaged or broken.

Magnetic reality: firmness

Dogs must: speak ill of others behind their backs.

Ghost Road: Smart.

Learn to touch: find

Gas: Novel

Suddenly: suddenly.

The whole wave: all

Not hanging: not single-minded

Spiritual ball: flexibility

Lick: to flatter

Rarely clean: clean and tidy

Fight: Fight

Chewing melon: food

Laugh: ridiculous

Zhamushu: Describe hair disorder.

Play with money: gamble

House of Commons: Barn

Outhouse: kitchen

Night: Yesterday.

What year ago: When?

Lord of the sun: the sun

Black eyes: at night

Cai Gang: Just now.

Primitive roots: at the beginning

At first.

Idle years: many years.

Guiniang: Girl

Uncle: Aunt.

Grandma: Grandpa.

Grandma: Grandma.

Gu Rener: son-in-law

Born infertile: unmarried youth

Running errands: bachelor

Daughter-in-law

Handler: Line 2

Miss Beat: whoring.

Picking ash: My father and daughter-in-law commit adultery.

Rake: refers to the father who commits adultery with his daughter-in-law

Manipulation behind the scenes: a man's emotional and economic participation in another family

Prostitute: adultery outside marriage

Foster wife: refers to a woman who has an adulterer.

Chongyi: Half-brother

Partner: a de facto marriage without legal formalities, especially for the elderly.

Card model: appearance, appearance

Under the cat: having a baby

Milk production: visiting the parturient

Courtesy: courtesy comes and goes.

Second-rate egg: doing nothing.

Buried Laba Generation: Dirty

Six strokes: shallow

Dog urine is not coquettish: things are handled very awkwardly

Heaven and earth: describing old age

Deserve: perfunctory

Pant: I can't talk or do things quickly.

Noisy: Noisy

Wandering in the fart: a metaphor for people who love to laugh and be funny.

Tighten one's neck: blackmail

Thief's voice is loud: it's ugly to talk and sing.

The Eyes of Ghost Model Halji: Cunning

German: at ease

Pull a mile: pull an egg

Chat: To chat or chat.

Chew your tongue: spread rumors

Lai Da: Take the initiative to contact others when they hate themselves.

Tiger: swearing or telling dirty jokes

Sha Chun: Same as above

Full scene: engage in form

Stubborn Lababai: Stubborn in temper and unsociable with the people around him.

Little girl artistry: a child

Donkey: grumpy.

Two positive points: inattention

Dog among dogs: obscenity

Say it quickly: refresh yourself

Quick brush: same as above.

Shaleng: Quick!

Pick up the word: a spell

Sour piranha: eccentric personality, easy to hurt others when getting along with others.

Lecture: interesting enough

Spell a piece: describe chaos

Old mold, second eye: old

Just: deal with

Good: tall and thin.

Waste or squander.

Jojo: Destruction.

Wool thatched cottage: barren

Black and smooth: describes black.

Tease: to tease or provoke.

Scratch (l): smooth.

Eating indiscriminately: it's a mess