Funny birthday wishes for besties

1. Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, get out of the market as soon as possible! Happy birthday to you, pig!

2. I wish you: be as blessed as an old bastard in the East China Sea, and live as long as a big stone in Nanshan Mountain.

3. I’ll give you a bowl of noodles, neither salty nor bland. Eat it to live a long life and make you happy enough. Good luck every day and good health forever. Today is your birthday, I wish you evergreen pines and cypresses, and eternal spring breeze!

4. Are you hungry? --I am bread! Are you cold? --I am a yurt! Are you angry? --I am a sandbag! Happy birthday!

5. Please give your phone to the one you love to see: May the sun and moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings be the source of your happiness...

6. Happy birthday! I want to give you an innocent toffee: ingredients = sincerity + longing + happiness, validity period = lifetime, nutrition = warmth + happiness + touching

7. You are honey and I am melon. It’s your birthday and you are not stupid. Guagua, I laughed after reading the text message. I am indeed a honeydew melon! I wish you: I laughed after reading the text message. Happy birthday!

8. Today is your birthday. The first moment you turn on your phone , I give you the first blessing today

9. May all happiness accompany you. Looking up is spring and bowing down is autumn; may all joy follow you. The full moon is Poetry, the moon is a painting! Happy birthday!

10. You are a honey and I am a melon. On your birthday, you are not a stupid melon. I laughed after reading the text message. You are worthy of being a honey melon! I wish you: see I laughed at the text message, happy birthday!