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The teacher was not in the classroom and the students fell out.
The classroom suddenly became noisy, and the students' expressions were like incomprehensible weather. The sound of the window resounded through the sky and the sky flashed by. Everyone is complaining about the weather, worrying about how to get home after school, and distressed by the new clothes they just bought. The classroom is as lively as a fried pot.
"Quiet!" At the critical moment, the monitor still takes the lead. The whole class suddenly fell silent.
Only then did the students notice the Chinese teacher on the platform. She is as calm as water and is not disturbed by the external environment. Just waving the chalk in your hand. The knowledge points on the blackboard are clear at a glance. The students bowed their heads and felt ashamed of their actions just now.
The monitor's shouts also frightened the teacher. She finally stopped lecturing and looked at the whole silent and terrible classroom. It's just that the rain outside the window is still fierce. The crackle echoed in my ears. "Please open Yueyang Tower." The Chinese teacher said quietly. "Today, let our classmates learn this article. Please read the full text and seriously think about the connotation of a kind heart." The students were confused, but they did it anyway. The actions of the red-violet people are awe-inspiring. Compared with the scene just now, the students are ashamed. The teacher said earnestly: "Gu Renren's actions are admirable, and their actions of' not being happy with things, not being sad for themselves' seem out of reach. I saw what you just did. At your age. I have been in this situation before. Be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. But why not try to change yourself? As long as there is a rainbow in my heart, the sky inside will not be dark. "
Hearing this, the students seem to have some feelings. In the face of setbacks and hardships, we often have a negative mood, not a normal heart.
"The bell rang and the students walked out of the classroom slowly. Suddenly found the sky bright again, the sun parted the clouds, so dazzling. The branches are shaking and dew, and the green is lovely.
The sun in the sky is reflected on the teacher's calm face, which makes people feel happy. The rainbow on the horizon is radiant and gradually becomes clear in my heart.
Ten seconds of war
In the classroom, the students were listening attentively when suddenly there was a muffled sound-"pa". It was the teacher who dropped the ruler on the platform. "Pay attention to the class," he stressed loudly, but he still heard the casual whispers of the students in the back row.
"Pa" is a knock at the door. The teacher angrily raised a thick stack of papers in his hand and said with a trembling voice, "Everyone did well in the exam! So you don't attend lectures? The old class suddenly piled up a stack of test papers: "Is it ninety-nine points? 97 points? Your grades are really good. But is this your real achievement? " He spread out his notebook angrily: "Someone took the teacher's answer! " "
In the notebook, a rough line of paper was torn off and then crazily serrated.
My eyelids jumped suddenly, and I bowed my head guiltily-the test paper was delivered to me during the exam. I used it, and then handed the paper full of answers, which was in trouble!
The angry voice of the old class screamed: "All those who participate in cheating, stand up!" The first second after my voice fell-there was silence in the classroom. I buried my head and turned the pages, but I clearly heard the violent impact and beating of the left atrium. What should we do now? I'm short of breath, full of question marks and exclamation points. Oh, my God. Is something wrong with the window? I looked around guiltily. I was pregnant with a ghost. No one stood up in a heartbeat.
The second time-"Bang" someone pushed the table with a bang and stood up. One is realistic, then nearly ten are sparse. The table rubbed the ground and stung the eardrum sharply. Should I stand up? I hesitated to straighten up, but I caught a glimpse of the faces of my classmates around me. I bent down again and looked at the text carelessly Hands and feet were shaking at the crumpled textbook.
The third second-someone stood up in the heartbeat, and I was still paying attention to the actions of my classmates around me. The deskmate hummed a minor softly, but her fingers were frantically mixed together. So, can I stand up? Will the teacher cancel my class cadre because of this? I hesitated. I hope everyone around me will stand up. Then I will stand up, and I will comfort my conscience shouting in my chest.
The fourth second-no one stood up again. I can't stand the protest from my heart. I stepped down from my chair, propped up the table with my hands, and prepared to stand up. Because of this decision, my heart beat faster again.
The fifth second-the deskmate grabbed my sleeve: "Do you really want to stand up? Sit down quickly! " Her lips flapped quickly, which made me hesitate again. "What will the teacher think of you? Is your class Committee still improper? " She approached me and said calmly and seriously. I shrank back again.
The sixth second-the harsh and hoarse bell broke the silence and no one stood up again. The old class said nothing but sighed.
This long sigh suddenly caught my heart that I had just relieved. What is he sighing about? Why does he sigh?
I'm a little scared. My voice just fell behind by seven seconds. My heart is pounding again because of anxiety. In the eighth second, the students' laughter rang again. I suddenly found something in the ninth second.
In the tenth second, I also sighed. I lost the ten-second battle. My opponent is called honesty.
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