Humorous confession sentences for girls

There are thousands of beautiful skins, interesting souls are more attractive, and a proper sense of humor will add a lot of points! The following is the "humorous confession sentence to girls" I compiled for you, for reference only. Welcome to reading.

It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

2. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

Although there is no fate, I hope that in the future, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.

4. There is your favorite color in the sky, and there is your best matching role in reality. White clouds depend on the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now, how beautiful it is!

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

I don't know how long my life is. No one can understand how important fate really is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. Even if I can't accompany you to the ends of the earth, I will cherish every second of having you as my girlfriend!

7. Love you is like this, OK? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it. It seems impossible for me not to love you!

8. Regardless of the ends of the earth, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me. Wherever I go, you will be the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will?

9. Love you for ten thousand years, exaggerating; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

10. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn around for you, and happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.

1 1. I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

12. My eyes are watching your eyes affectionately, blue as the sea, too pure to be kneaded into a small fine sand.

13. I really want to erase you from my memory, but I always think of you involuntarily: every moment in my dream, every minute when I wake up.

14. I don't love you. I lied to you. This is against my will. I really don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you, and I can't let you guess my heart.

15. If you receive this message, it means that you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you

16. I want to, I want to, I want to love you like this, okay? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it. It seems impossible for me not to love you!

17. Maybe you don't care, maybe you can't remember, maybe you are smiling now, maybe this short message can let you know that someone is watching you silently!

18. Your heart has a wall, but I found a window, which is occasionally warm and occasionally shimmering. My love will climb the window like Hua Teng and bloom slowly. You will find that the sadness you once had will slowly melt away!

19. I miss my heart deeply, and my family will always be with me. I can't sleep at night, I have you in my dream, I am drunk in wine, I remember deeply in sorrow, I have no regrets in love, and my friendship lasts forever.

20. The beauty of light wind and clouds is due to your existence, sincerity of heart and heart, and your trust. No matter where you are, you are my only miss.

2 1. There seems to be no distance between us, which scares me; The looming haze between us; Let me at a loss, I am afraid that one day, I will get bored and learn to give up.

22. I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness.

I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you. How different you are in my heart!

24. The deepest thing in the world is not the sea, but your heart. I left myself behind, but there was no ripple! I miss you so much!

25. The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

26. If I can only realize one wish in my life, I hope … to be by your side forever.

27. Although there is no fate, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.

28. It is because of love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.

29. Sweet talk is not my specialty. I don't want to talk about it, but I have a warm chest full of my dreams for you. Let's embark on the road of life together.

30. Take care of you all your life and treat you well all your life. Can I have this chance? ",it must be that you will really be good to her, don't be a giant of language and a dwarf of action. Wish you success!

3 1. I thought I really liked someone, and he would be moved by my heart, but I didn't know that only myself was really moved.

Recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How can you leave me like this?

33. It is because of love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.

34. I also hope you will work harder and don't give up on yourself. One day you will get your own happiness!

35. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.

36. I would like to be the sand flowing from your fingertips, and I would like to be the wind blowing beside your face. Let me feel your tenderness again.

37. I don't have too many sweet words, I only have a heart that loves you forever. It was not easy for us to meet. Do you really want this love to blow away like the wind? The deeper you love, the more painful your heart is. Leaving you is my most painful choice.

Take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

39. Gorgeous words can only embellish feelings. If I am silent, it is because I really love you. Maybe I'm not your favorite, but I know you are the favorite of my life! I have been in love for thousands of years, and the person I love in this life is still you.

40. To know my feelings, please call 1573. To know my promise, please call 520 13 14 (I love you forever); If you are satisfied, please press the emotion key 3399 (long and long).

4 1. True love lingers on the silver screen. I admire it from my heart, and I feel a little tender when I look at it. Yue Ming loves to sing, and her concern is unforgettable. Please cherish your blessings. I wish you a smile and love in your hand!

42. You smell of happiness, warm and sweet, as bright as sunshine. It is a great pride to snuggle up to you, and all the happiness is reported in your heart with joy!

43. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. Without you, I am empty!

44. If life is a straight line, if we are destined to be two disjoint straight lines in this life, then I will also be the nearest parallel line to give you warmth and help when you are lonely.

Our story should be the most touching and true, because our love has no initial impulse, and we really need each other's care.

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

47. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. I am empty without you. I asked people all over Beijing to tell you in a high-profile way: "I like you!" "

48. Run ahead of time, intercept time, bind the shoulders of years, make it difficult for years to walk, catch up with the end of the world, say that you love your heart endlessly, stop at 20 12 years, and say your love. 20 12 if it is the end of the world, I would like to stand on the cusp and say: I love you forever.

49. When I am good enough, I will chase you, whether it is suitable or not.

50. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

5 1. When everything becomes the wind, I am still waiting here; When the world has changed, I still stick to the original; Who taught me to be the stupidest person in the world and only know how to be nice to the person I like?

52. Maybe one day, you turn around, but I'm already, not at that intersection.

53. I often think of you inadvertently across the time and space close at hand, just like the breeze blowing off a leaf or two today. When the wind blows to you, remember that it is my greeting to you.

54. I miss you so much, you know? For me, your smile is the most important thing!

55. How long the night is, how long the tears are, how long the tears are, and how long the love is. Follow you for a century rain or shine! We sail forward in the ocean of fate!

56. I really want to forget you this year, you know? This year is the most sensible year for my feelings. I really like you with my last student life and purest feelings.

57. There are your favorite colors in the sky, and there are your best matching roles in reality. White clouds depend on the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now, how beautiful it is!

58. Meeting you and me is a kind of fate, and we cherish each other's hard-won affection. I hope I can accompany you on the road for the rest of my life.

59. I think I have had a crush on you for a long time.

60. I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella.

6 1. Why did you stop what you were doing? If you don't read this message, you will die. You stupid donkey, do you have a brain? Look at this boring message. It's really tasteless

62. Light wind, light clouds, light dreams and light feelings. A touch of family peace, a touch of marriage warmth, a touch of quiet days, a touch of life is really happy!

63. You walk in front, I walk behind, you hold his hand, I hold Erguotou, he kisses you, I dry half a bottle of wine, he kisses you again, I dry half a bottle of wine, he says "hug" to you, I say "good wine" to the bottle, you finally turn around, I look at you affectionately, damn it, I mistook you for someone else.

64. I put my oath in my palm, and we held hands and flew forward together. Go to the future together.

65. I used to write stories with pencils, but now I meet you. I erased everything and picked up a pen.

66. Just like touching porcelain in a car accident, I can't afford to sit on you after colliding with you in a sea of people.

Miss is a highlighter. I can't see my handwriting when I wave during the day, but I can write every stroke clearly at night.

68. When you have a lover, leaving your hometown is a trip. After the lover leaves, two steps are drifting.

69. If I can cross, I want to go back to the hospital where you were born and say to my father who is pacing anxiously in the corridor, "Don't worry, your wife and my wife will be fine."

70. I will hide in your favorite yogurt and breathe through a straw when you don't drink it.

7 1. I didn't know until you left that the apple I bought didn't peel automatically for two days.

72. I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella.

73. If I really say my guilt, I'm afraid you will think I'm worthless, but if I don't say it, I feel worthless.

74. Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

75. I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

76. Adventure made me meet you and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

77. The revelation of finding something: I lost an important object, which is red in color and sharp in shape; I guess you must have stolen it, because it hasn't been there since I last saw you, and I haven't found it yet; The only way to give it back to me is to marry me, because what you stole was my love for you!

78. Save a special seat for you, in my arms; Leave a special scenery for you, in my eyes; Leave you a special miss, in my heart; Let the wind kiss you for me and let the sunshine greet you for me. I just want to tell you that I can't live without you!

79. I love you, not just a simple sentence, but a summary of my thoughts about you day and night, a statement of my concern for you, my commitment to your future life, and my oath of love for you and me. I love you, let me hold your hand. From now on, you and I will never be separated and love each other forever.

80. I would like to be a bright light in the dark, illuminating the way home for you; I would like to be a big tree in the forest to shelter you from the hot sun; I would like a star in your starry sky to brush away loneliness for you; I would like to be a wisp of dust in the air, and I can be inseparable from you. Tanabata is coming, is it feasible to invite you to spend it together?

8 1. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!

82. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

83. People say that you love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

84. I turned and took a few steps to look back at you, and you just looked back at me. The wintersweet around me forgot the season and blossomed happily.

85. I used to write stories with pencils, but now I meet you. I erased everything and picked up my pen.

Just like touching porcelain in a car accident, after colliding with you in the vast sea of people, I can't afford to sit on you anymore.

87. Just like the screen of a mobile phone, if you don't fiddle with it, your heart will soon darken.

Every time you look at me affectionately, I want to kick my nose and face, and then put a sign next to your eyes, which says no swimming.