Classic joke: Are you stuffed with shit?

1, the real warrior, idolize, ugly, greedy, sleepy, staying up late, never doing his homework.

How bold people are, how late homework is delayed, and the dead mouse doesn't feel cold. The more homework, the bigger the wave!

I studied Chinese painting when I was a child, and then I met a master.

The master pointed out that the level of Chinese painting was too low and suggested that I learn oil painting.

After a while, I showed him the still life I drew, and he said that painting characters earned money quickly. To learn to draw people, we must first learn to draw human bodies, so I searched for pictures of human bodies on the Internet for copying.

. . . Soon, my painting study was completely abandoned.

3. Two students.

One of them asked, have you finished your homework?

The other sighed: Hey!

What are you sighing about?

I want to discuss it with my teacher. winter vacation homework has been saved in my hand and has feelings. Can I not hand it in?

When school was over, it suddenly rained heavily.

A student saw that the teacher didn't bring an umbrella, so he warmly invited the teacher to take an umbrella with him.

The teacher bent down under the student's umbrella and said to the student, "Look, the teacher is taller than you. Let the teacher hold the umbrella."

He shook his head and said, "No, it will be seen by other students. How shameful I am! " . They'll think I'm rubbing your umbrella "

5. "Students, what questions can't be answered? It doesn't matter. Ask them boldly. "

"Teacher, question 16."

"Are you stuffed with shit? It's not good to attend classes. I've talked about this question so many times that I can't tell it! ! "

"Well, is there anything that won't happen?"

Student: "No more. . . "

6. A brother in the dormitory likes a woman, and they have a good relationship. They often play ball together. One day, he bravely confessed, but the woman said, "I only regard you as a brother!" "

He bowed his head in despair. In an instant, he suddenly raised his head, put away his previous disappointment and tentatively asked, "Brother, can you be gay?"

7. My roommate suddenly told me that the word artificial respiration is not pleasant to hear and has no artistic conception at all. After all, it was a kiss. I asked, and then thought of a word for you. My roommate smiled contemptuously and replied, I've been thinking about it for a long time. It's called love oxygen supply.

8. In junior high school, extortion was prevalent. Once I stayed up all night in an Internet cafe, I was called to the toilet by three sisters wandering in the street and said, "Take out your most important things!" " "

I unbuttoned my belt silently, and they sneered, "Hey, it's really hidden!" "It wasn't until I took Tintin out that she was shocked!

"Lie trough! So small! "

9. I went to the Internet cafe with my girlfriend and played games all night. The next day, in front of the whole class, she said to me, "I didn't expect your skills to be so good last night!" "

Me. . .